All About that Piss

●if it breathes it can piss.● ■Wren■ 21 ◇ He/They ◇ Asexual ◇ DNI if NSFW

[liltooni]

Hey quick thing before anyone else says anything to me. If you're gonna come on my page claiming I'm sexualizing children or cartoon characters who represent children, it's going to be an immediate block.

Fact is that I'm not a sexually inclined person. Actually, as a matter of fact, I'm sex-repulsed. So when I write or draw omorashi of a nonexistent child character, I am not doing it because it arouses me, I'm doing it because it's innocent and cute. That's what Omorashi is to me.

Oh, and if you come on my page, sexualizing anything I draw or write, that's gonna get your account reported and an autoblock.

If you don't like something, ignore it. Don't find a way to make someone else look like a bad guy just because they like it. That's just as bad if not worse.

[omo-my-gosh]

Overnight winter camping where the temperatures drop so low you can hardly feel your toes even with thermal socks on.

Sharing a tent in the middle of the woods, during the coldest night character wets in their sleeping bag.

They can't stay in wet clothes or a wet sleeping bag without freezing and there's no way to deal with it without waking up their tent mate.

The only option is to accept the humiliation and help (it's freezing and they're even more cold now that they're wet and stripped down..they probably need a hand dealing with it all). They have to quickly get changed and share the remaining dry sleeping bag for warmth.

[wet-jammies]

Some of my fav omo/omu things:

When a character keeps insisting they don't need to use the toilet until it's too late and they end up having an accident

When a character gets so caught up in an activity they're doing that they don't realize their bladder's full and they have an accident

When character A insists to character B they don't need a diaper, they can handle themselves fine. B relents and they go out together, but A has an accident. B brought along a fresh diaper for them because they knew that would happen 🥺

Character A wants attention from character B, but they're busy. A wets on purpose so B will stop what they're doing and help them.

Characters relieving themselves in unconventional places (potted plants, outdoors, bottles) and making a huge mess because the toilet's out of order.

Characters that flop into bed, exhausted after a long day, accidentally wetting because they're so relaxed and too tired to get up/hold it in

[omo-my-gosh]

someone laying in bed at night and they're super cozy but have to pee so bad. they try to hold it and convince themselves they can just fall asleep and wait until morning.. but there's no chance. they have to get up from the warm bed and pee. it's pitch black in the apartment, their roommate is asleep, so they creep out into the hall to get to the bathroom and SURPRISE they bump into their roommate in the dark -- they were also on the way to the bathroom -- and this scares them SO BADLY that the roommate turns on the hall light just in time to see them wet their pants

[omowritingprompts]

a desperate character making the mistake to hold their breath through a sudden panicky clench (or because they didn't have the whole shallow breathing thing down yet), then realizes in horror that as soon as they breathe again, they will leak/wet

...but they also kind of need air so whoops.

[omowritingprompts]

A+: desperate character who's panicking because they know if they don't get to pee in the next 3 seconds, a complete dam-break will happen so logically, they have to get somewhere before that will end in a mess, it's basically just doing damage control

also A+: desperate character who still has a few more minutes at least, but is panicking just as much because they don't just need to go, they want to (*mentally kicking and screaming like a toddler*), and not having that primal urge met exhausts and stresses them out completely, they know they'll feel so much better once they get to go so they can't stop obsessing and getting emotional about it, drama baby

[omowritingprompts]

basically, I like when characters get irrational and (understandably) selfish 🥺

[justpottytime]

Someone walking home after a long day with one thing after another going wrong. Now it’s raining and they don’t have an umbrella and to top it all off they have to pee. It hadn’t been a terribly bad urge until they’d gotten off the bus and actually stepped into the rain; the feeling of the cool water on their skin sending a shiver through them that seems to awaken their bladder. As they walk they think about their day and get steadily more frustrated. They’re mostly home when a car drives past through a puddle and splashes them. The water again reminds them just how badly they need to pee and a thought occurs to them; why not just go? They’re already wet and on their street, it’s not like anyone will really notice. Mind made up they try to relax as they keep walking. It starts with a squirt that inevitably builds into a stream. Their annoyances about the day drain out of them alongside their bladder and they reach home very wet but in a much better mood.

Oooooooh, I love this! The rain is the perfect cover and excuse to just wet without consequence, especially after such a long frustrating day where EVERYTHING went wrong... Finally getting to relieve themselves really helps them feel better!

Thanks for the ask!

[phantomrose96]

You know, an interesting tumblr transformation that's happened gradually, and which I've seen no one talk about: ask-culture has essentially dropped off to nothing.

By which I mean, asks used to be WAY more of the tumblr economy. They used to be more common to send, and receive, and see. They were integral to the collaborative, forum-like behavior of old tumblr communities, not even to speak on the HUGE number of ask-blogs that used to exist to only be interacted with in ask-form.

I'm not saying this in a vying-for-attention way but instead in an observational way: I used to get way way more asks in like 2015, even with a fraction of my follower count. I wonder if it's due to the homogenization of social media sites? There's a lot more of this divide between "content creator" and "consumer" instead of just a bunch of peer blogs who would talk to each other. "Asks" aren't really a thing on twitter, are they? And as I understand it, the closest thing to an "ask" on instagram or tiktok would be a creator screenshotting some comment and responding to it in a new reel or video or whatever those content mediums are. Are asks just too tumblr-specific? Is that aspect of the site culture dying out as more and more people converge to using all their social media sites in the same way?

[pendragyn]

it's probably from assholes making asks a minefield of trolling/harassment for years with no real blocking ability, which turned people off from allowing asks on their blogs so as a whole the site moved away from it

but now that we do have better blocking, we should try to revive it.

[triflesandparsnips]

Reblog if your ask box is open.

[will-o-the-witch]

Everyone pick up your government-assigned fursona, grab your two colors then combine it with this random animal picker. Tell us what you get and no rerolls, I don't make the rules.

[classycookiexo]

[capricorn-born]

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

[weaselle]

fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[vmohlere]

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[omorashi-stuff]

Wetting your pants is embarrassing but yknow what's more embarrassing??

Peeing your pants standing in front of the toilet because you couldn't get your pants off in time

And then having to ask someone to bring you clean pants and having to explain your little accident

[omo-goose]

thinking about like

character that's usually super high energy and bubbly, but then they suddenly are so very sleepy, maybe they did a lot, partied too hard, point is they're very sleepy

maybe they drank a bit much, maybe they were working out or doing some kind of activities with friends and had to stay super hydrated

maybe they fall asleep in the car, or barely notice their tired bladder just letting go right where they're standing

do they have someone there to help clean them up?

or will they just have to spend what little energy they can muster to clean up themselves

personally i loooove hurt/comfort stuff where they get lots of love after

but light teasing is also really cute sometimes

either way I like the idea of a character wetting while sleepy, especially if they're the high energy type

like it's just so cute !

like aww look at you, you did so much and had so much fun you can't even keep your pants dry anymore

oh oh oh or !

high energy character wetting from excitement !!!

the possibilities...

[getvalentined]

[source]

So, in spite of suing multiple other companies with the assertion that scraping user content for generative AI training is illegal, Long Rodent has decided that the dead bird is going to do the same thing! Natively! On-platform! To train his own new generative AI engine!

With this in mind, I cannot impress this vehemently enough:

If you are on Twitter as a creator of any kind, it's time to pack up your work and GET THE HELL OUT.

[lanturn-left-this-blog-deactiva]

The person I reblogged this from is someone I enjoy seeing on my dashboard.

[fearstainedxwinter]

Reblog if you are into Polyamory Shipping/Ship

It can be your OT3, or maybe your OT3+

[ladydrace]

This is not for you.

This is a post aimed at me and other people who constantly fall into guilt spirals over all the things they can’t do, and feel they should somehow magically be able to do anyway.

For me, and for the others, this is a gentle reminder:

- Posts asking for monetary donations are speaking to people who have money. Not your broke ass, still worrying how to buy food next month.

- Posts asking you to care about [extreme injustice of the day] are speaking to people who have energy to care. Not you, hanging onto your sanity by the fingernails. 

And, most importantly: posts telling you that you are horrible/cheap/awful/rude/unworthy/unlikable if you don’t pay/reblog/signal boost/care? Those posts can fucking die in a fire.

TL;DR: Posts asking for shit you are not physically or mentally able to give? 

THOSE POSTS ARE NOT FOR YOU. 

[daz4i]

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Voting ended onAug 7, 2023