Role Play Memes & Starters

[neoarcadianmememachine]

Send (ू• ౪•ू ) to touch my muse’s cheeks and squoosh them.

[voltagetheleague-blog]

Baked With Love

Balancing the tray of baked goods in one hand as he reached for the doorknob, Tenner carried the colorful array into the common room shared by all those in his dorm, noting the severe lack of bodies as was the norm around this time of night. Only on the weekends were you bound to find a soul or two rooming the common rooms at four in the morning.

Setting the macarons carefully on the counter, he reached into his back pocket for the note he’d written as an explanation.

‘I received a very sweet thank you from someone who regularly partakes of the spoils of my stress baking and in the note, I was informed that macarons were their favorite baked snack. I was in the mood to grant wishes, so here you are. I hope you enjoy these spoils as much as the others. I look forward to your reviews.’

Tenner set the note along side the tray and snagged one for himself before striding from the common room back to his room.

97firefliesglow

[viviroleplays]

It was the scent of something warm and sweet, fresh out of the oven, that finally coaxed Avani out of her dorm room after being locked in for hours. It was well past midnight, and the art student had now spent over three hours hunched over her desk, studying the theory of color.

She stretched her arms above her head, working at the knot in her back as she made her way to the common room. Just as she entered, her footsteps paused, curious at the sight before her. Set right in the center of the counter, was a delicate array of colorful macarons on a cream-colored plate, a small note placed by it’s side.

She took the note in her hand, eyes skimming over the neatly written message, and couldn’t help but smile at what was written. Putting the note aside, she took a raspberry colored macaron and gently bit into it.

“Mm…” her eyes closed as she savored the treat’s decadent flavor and distinct texture, “Shit.. These are better than my mom’s.”

Chuckling to herself, Avani turned the note around, grabbed a pen from the counter, and scrawled out a response of her own as she stuffed her mouth with another macaron.

‘To the talented stress baker who kindly granted my wish: the macarons were delicious. I was pleasantly surprised- more by the gesture than by the quality, since I’ve yet to be disappointed by the ‘spoils of your stress baking’. And since this note was written specifically for me, I will safely assume it’s fine for me to take the rest…? Thank you~

As for my review, I’ll give these a 9/10 (the raspberry flavor was just a tad overwhelming, my friend). I hope you continue putting your stress into the wonderful sweets that keep this struggling artist going…~’

In truth, the macarons were a 10/10 batch of heaven to Avani’s taste buds. But she wasn’t the type to keep a person from improving by implying they had reached perfection. With a satisfied smile, she grabbed yet another colorful cookie (mmm, lemon…~) and made her way to the kitchen for a glass of milk.

[strangerfae]

COOKING AU PROMPTS!!!

Character is actually a wonderful cook but is terrified of the sound oil makes and so, rarely cooks.

I got really mad at someone so I made cookies but now I have 6 dozen cookies please accept them, random stranger, PLEASE, I do not need this many cookies at 9 am on a Sunday morning.

My parent is the owner of a bakery shop and I am his protégé and your parent owns a fine dining shop and you’re a protégé but the truth is, neither of us wants to do our parents job. We wanna switch. Or. I don’t want to be a baker and you don’t want to be a chef, let’s trade.

Our families both own bakeries and they’re intense rivals but I think you’re really, really, unreasonably attractive.

Your cafe has delicious sweets and it’s your fault I’m getting fat. It is YOUR fault.

You’re a highly known critic and I own a restaurant but you’re the kid I used to tease in high school and oh sweet rosemary, you’re reviewing my restaurant??? You used to tease me in high school and I’m a critic and I want to get revenge on you but your food is so good IT’S NOT FAIR.

I ate a full course meal AND dessert cause all your food is so delicious but I forgot my wallet. Yes, of course I’ll do volunteer work.

Our parents both own highly rated restaurants and they want to merge into a single restaurant… by marrying us. [Bonus: we could be a heterosexual couple… but we’re both gay.]

I’m a personal chef but I didn’t imagine we’d get this peronal.

I got dumped in your restaurant and you saw me crying and you invited me into your kitchen to make me a special, better dinner free of charge.

We work in the same restaurant and we’re dating but we can’t tell anybody.

[asksmauglock-blog-blog]

7 MINUTES IN HEAVEN! DON'T READ BELOW THE CUT!! My muse has drawn your number! Send me "closet" and I'll generate a number to see what our muses do while stuck in the closet for 7 minutes.

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[inboxmyrp-blog]

Drop me a character name and I’ll reveal my muse’s heart...

VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗💗💗 (purely aesthetic appreciation of looks)

FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💗💗💗💗💗 (how close a friend they consider them)

SEXUAL DESIRE: 💗💗💗💗💗 (wanting to have sex with them)

ROMANTIC INTENT: 💗💗💗💗💗 (hoping for a romantic relationship)

💔 Non-existent 💗 Very low 💗💗 A little 💗💗💗 Hopeful 💗💗💗💗 High 💗💗💗💗💗 Maximum

[lovablegoofball]

Send ♡ for my muse to admit their favorite thing about yours

[deathofbachelor]

some more aus

“okay buddy you’ve been serenading the wrong window for about five minutes now, time to let you know my neighbor is out of town” au

“you hired me to be the surprise stripper for your friend at this bachelor/bachelorette party and they did not take it well and threw both of us out in the freezing cold this is all your fault” au

“i’m the superhero’s sidekick and you’re the superhero but i don’t know that and we both met on an online dating website and you look really familiar?” au

“you’re a stress baker and i stay up too late working and i’m writing a thank you note to the ethereal being responsible for the food magically appearing in the common room” au

“it’s autumn and we’re both picking pumpkins upstate but you picked one that’s bigger than you are and it looks like you’re struggling oh god do you need help???” au

“you were trying to make a snow angel but the snow is too deep and you can’t get back up and i’m trying to decide whether to keep laughing at you or help you” au

“i’m a figure skater who’s trying to practice and you took your baby cousins out to the rink but none of you can skate do you need help??” au

“you’re supposed to be on a blind date with someone but you sat down at the wrong table and i haven’t been able to get a word in edgewise to tell you that and it’s been thirty minutes” au 

[seahorse-princess-s-deactivated]

What kind of Father/Mother do you see my muse as.

Bonus if you explain why you feel that way.

[youngexcho-blog]

Send ╳ for my muse dying in your muse's arms.

[ironinkpen]

Yes you could be sad about your pairings but:

Inappropriately timed confessions

At a ski lodge and somehow got stuck outside in the middle of the storm but hey look there’s a conveniently abandoned cabin I guess the logical thing to do is go in there and snuggle for warmth for the night

Seeing love interest in formal wear for the first time whaaat

Everyone thinks they’re dating and then they start wondering if they’re dating

Oops friend looks like the only place to sleep in this house is this small, twin-sized bed, guess we’ll have to share

Thunderstorm cuddles

Crashed the wrong wedding and now the best man/maid of honor is on my ass, but hey they’re kinda hot so???

Run into each other in a hospital while there for really stupid reasons

Both have same obscure taste in music and meet in a dark corner of a music store

Neighbors in a shitty apartment building that share a sense of solidarity for each other (also a mutual attraction because hotawhat)

Sleepy kisses

Inappropriately timed confessions

INAPPROPRIATELY TIMED PROPOSALS

that is all

[riphaerry]

how about them single parent!au's??

im on the bus and my 2-year-old won’t stop crying, except you just smiled at them and they did

i asked you to babysit one time and now my child keeps asking when you will spend time with them again

you asked me to the store with you and your child, and now my distant relative we met thinks im married with a baby 

we are friends and my child’s first word was your name and im jealous but also kind of endeared

you’ve been sleeping at mine because your house is being renovated and we aren’t even dating, yet every time you wake up to the baby crying and sigh, “i’ll go” i feel like we might as well be married

we’ve been on a few dates and my child just asked us when we are getting married

our children are in the same class and we both hate their teacher, eventually the parents’ evenings are just us competing who can call out snarkier comments

we are the only two parents who agreed to attend the school trip (bonus: “so i guess we share this hotel room?”)

our children are best friends….yeah

“i’m so sorry that my child pointed out how your shirt- actually nevermind i agree, that shirt is horrendous”

you crouched down to coo at my baby but i forgot to tell you their favorite thing to do is to play with people’s hair and now they won’t let go of you

[rpsentencestarters]

Send "Can I kiss you?" to see how my muse responds.

[and-beastly]

Or send me this with a pair and I’ll do the thing

[look-a-meme]

Send me ‡ for my character’s reaction to yours climbing into bed with mine.

[invademyinbox]

Send me ( & ) to hear a headcanon about something my muse hates about themselves.

[those-crazy-meme-nights]

Send “Animal Crossing” and My Muse will say what Animal they think best represents Your Muse’s personality..

[those-crazy-meme-nights]

Send “Get in this Bed...Now..” For My Muse’s reaction to Your’s demanding they come get into bed and Sleep/Cuddle with Your Muse..

[those-crazy-meme-nights]

Our Muse’s are having an Argument, Send “This is NOT up for Debate!” Along with what They were arguing about and why Your Muse thinks they are right One, for My Muse’s Reaction..