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@whimmortal replied to your post “If you were stranded on a deserted island, what...”:

Hi!! Living things totes count, I brought my dog and partner jsyk. Tree's a must for a deserted island. Those ears will function as blankets

Hmm, sounds like that was your mistake in counting your dog and your partner. I get mine for free <3

Oh, you know Tree? Isn't she the best girl in the whole world? Her ears could honestly be life rafts to get us back to civilization.

whimmortal

And I would offer up two whole crucial objects for my loved ones!

She is the best! You could fly away with her, Jumbo style.

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technowarden

[pm] I do, but that's advice you should only take from someone you completely trust with your life.

Got it, thanks.

whimmortal

[pm] Oh, haha, that's a wild and serious statement. Really, not one little tip? You've already proven that you won't kill me. Are all hunters like this?

[...] You're welcome.

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danielabrams

[pm] They really were. But I doubt they can be domesticated. It'd be just like any other wild rabbit, yeah? They'd probably feel all stressed out being stuck indoors.

whimmortal

[pm] I can domesticate them! They are not like any other rabbit. I felt a total kinship with them. It should be explored! I have a rooftop. :)

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debauchfairy

[pm] Pretty sure voyeurism has that one beat, lots of people don't need a taste of death to get off, shockingly. Maybe they actually like their lives, who knows. But sure, totally possible to compare the two.

I am, yes. Haven't got a clue.

whimmortal

[pm] Voyeurism is so boring though!! Choking, now that is exciting. Not as exciting to me now... :( People don't like living on the edge? Booooring. Booooo.

Ahhhh okay well, you'll find out one day!

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necrosemancy

[pm] annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd ordered. It'll be here in 3-5 business days.

Aside from a plant biting me, Rosemary's life is looking pretty good. We're back on the upswing, I think. Aside from everyone wanting eachother dead and Eve's suddenly back and I don't know what the hell to do with that and Owen still won't talk to me a Magic's back, baby! It's so nice being able to stretch my muscles again.

whimmortal

[pm] 🥹🥹🥹 You are the best.

Plants bite now? Is this your garden being freaky again or are you getting some weird potion ingredients in your house? Sooo glad magic's back again for you <3

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vivlennox

Damn straight. I don't have time for boring fluffy shit.

whimmortal

Really? Not even in this economy? I need my fluff.

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whimmortal

@stardustonthebay replied to your post “Based on your knowledge of them or their public...”:

Audiobooks or comic books, that's all I got.

But what genre? You must specify!

stardustonthebay

Uhhhh fantasy, thriller, horror/paranormal (ghosts are cool), superheroes, action, soooometimes mysteries...

The answer can be yes. The answer is yes.

whimmortal

Omg yesss I love all those genres!! Only thing you're missing is romance.

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technowarden

[pm] Oh, girl, that's something you need to learn from someone who isn't me.

Gotcha, so you're gonna have to tell me how many dismembered limbs I'm looking for.

whimmortal

[pm] So you don't have any hot tips, considering this being like your job? Or well, volunteering thing?

[....] Just the one hand. [User thinks for a while.] An ear, along [street name].

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danielabrams

@whimmortal replied to your post “[pm] Saw you pop up online. Remember those...”:

[pm] Has Tree been giving them a good scare, at least?

[pm] She has. She's been chasing them around and doing her best to keep them and other critters out of our garden.

whimmortal

[pm] What a good girl!! Those bunnies were total creeps. Been wondering if they can be domesticated.

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vivlennox

Popular tags include 'I support women's wrongs' and 'dead dove do not eat'.

whimmortal

Ooooh, so you're a little feminist freak. I see you.

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@necrosemancy replied to your post “[pm] Jennyyyyyyyyyyyyyy honey this just came up on...”:

[pm] You got it honey. what size?

[pm] Give it to me in an XXL pretty please.

How's Rosemary's life?

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If you were trapped on a deserted island, what are the three things you'd want to have with you?

1. Baz!!! 2. Edward!!! 3. A parasol.

#answer.

incatsclothing

Wow, no wonder the chatbots are so shit.

whimmortal

You are so welcome!

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bazzledazzle

[pm] An oil painting of yours truly. Which I'd be happy to offer you as well, but I think you'd be getting a less clothed variety of painting. Maybe he would like a new garbage can. Not sure he'd be interested in one of the fancy ones, though. I'm relatively certain he'd punch the microwave if it looked at him the wrong way. [...] Sure, those with more accelerated healing. Hunters are a good shot. They tend to get a bit grumpy if they find out you've borrowed, though.

whimmortal

[pm] Oh, please, get me the lewd one! I need it for my collection. [...] What, why wouldn't he want a smart trashcan? There's like sealing and self closing ones now! He is such an old man. Omg, you should totally steal one of their identities then, especially if they get grumpy.

Hey babe, by the way, what's this fun convo you're having with Henri? I can't technically get an aneurysm any more (I think) but we don't have to try :)

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