who wants to live forever?

jenny price! 29 (but like, 28). she/her. upior. aspiring playwright.

[whimmortal]

JENNY — bio. stats. pinboard. playlist. writing.

[necrosemancy]

[pm] annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd ordered. It'll be here in 3-5 business days.

Aside from a plant biting me, Rosemary's life is looking pretty good. We're back on the upswing, I think. Aside from everyone wanting eachother dead and Eve's suddenly back and I don't know what the hell to do with that and Owen still won't talk to me a Magic's back, baby! It's so nice being able to stretch my muscles again.

[whimmortal]

[pm] 🥹🥹🥹 You are the best.

Plants bite now? Is this your garden being freaky again or are you getting some weird potion ingredients in your house? Sooo glad magic's back again for you <3

[vivlennox]

Damn straight. I don't have time for boring fluffy shit.

[whimmortal]

Really? Not even in this economy? I need my fluff.

[whimmortal]

@stardustonthebay replied to your post “Based on your knowledge of them or their public...”:

Audiobooks or comic books, that's all I got.

​But what genre? You must specify!

[stardustonthebay]

Uhhhh fantasy, thriller, horror/paranormal (ghosts are cool), superheroes, action, soooometimes mysteries...

The answer can be yes. The answer is yes.

[whimmortal]

Omg yesss I love all those genres!! Only thing you're missing is romance.

[technowarden]

[pm] Oh, girl, that's something you need to learn from someone who isn't me.

Gotcha, so you're gonna have to tell me how many dismembered limbs I'm looking for.

[whimmortal]

[pm] So you don't have any hot tips, considering this being like your job? Or well, volunteering thing?

[....] Just the one hand. [User thinks for a while.] An ear, along [street name].

[danielabrams]

@whimmortal replied to your post “[pm] Saw you pop up online. Remember those...”:

[pm] Has Tree been giving them a good scare, at least?

​[pm] She has. She's been chasing them around and doing her best to keep them and other critters out of our garden.

[whimmortal]

[pm] What a good girl!! Those bunnies were total creeps. Been wondering if they can be domesticated.

[vivlennox]

Popular tags include 'I support women's wrongs' and 'dead dove do not eat'.

[whimmortal]

Ooooh, so you're a little feminist freak. I see you.

[whimmortal]

@necrosemancy replied to your post “[pm] Jennyyyyyyyyyyyyyy honey this just came up on...”:

[pm] You got it honey. what size?

​[pm] Give it to me in an XXL pretty please.

How's Rosemary's life?

[whimmortal]

If you were trapped on a deserted island, what are the three things you'd want to have with you?

1. Baz!!! 2. Edward!!! 3. A parasol.

[incatsclothing]

Wow, no wonder the chatbots are so shit.

[whimmortal]

You are so welcome!

[bazzledazzle]

[pm] An oil painting of yours truly. Which I'd be happy to offer you as well, but I think you'd be getting a less clothed variety of painting. Maybe he would like a new garbage can. Not sure he'd be interested in one of the fancy ones, though. I'm relatively certain he'd punch the microwave if it looked at him the wrong way. [...] Sure, those with more accelerated healing. Hunters are a good shot. They tend to get a bit grumpy if they find out you've borrowed, though.

[whimmortal]

[pm] Oh, please, get me the lewd one! I need it for my collection. [...] What, why wouldn't he want a smart trashcan? There's like sealing and self closing ones now! He is such an old man. Omg, you should totally steal one of their identities then, especially if they get grumpy.

Hey babe, by the way, what's this fun convo you're having with Henri? I can't technically get an aneurysm any more (I think) but we don't have to try :)

[whimmortal]

[pm] Jennyyyyyyyyyyyyyy honey this just came up on my for you feed. Immediately thought of you— what size do you want? I cannot not get this.

[pm] Giiiirl get me the Claudia version <3333

[vengeancedemon]

@whimmortal replied to your post “Based on your knowledge of them or their public...”:

Woooooow

​Don't strike me as the cooking type, considering you ate my friend's arm raw.

[whimmortal]

Totally unfair. I make a great [......] bowl of instant ramen!

[whimmortal]

@stardustonthebay replied to your post “Based on your knowledge of them or their public...”:

Audiobooks or comic books, that's all I got.

​But what genre? You must specify!

[luckylockjaw]

[ user attaches a photo of the oversized tsuchinoko curled up on the couch with a pint glass of beer sticking out of the middle of his coils, his snout buried in it. he's about the length of a six or seven year old human ] I think he's cuddly. Especially nice on a hot summer day, cools ya right down. But I'm biased, having [...] been around reptiles all my life.

[whimmortal]

Wyatt, should he be drinking beer?? He's an animal, after all. I don't think that's good for them!! I had a friend whose cat accidentally got in her co Ah yes, you and reptiles, sooo close But doesn't he feel like ... slimy?

[whimmortal]

@vivlennox replied to your post “Based on your knowledge of them or their public...”:

Whatever’s going to give the most schadenfreude. Or fanfic.

​Fic!! What kind?? Hurt/comfort? Smut? Just hurt? Or probably the opposite of fixitfic, hm? Ha

[whimmortal]

JENNY in character parallels

KAYLA SCHAEFFER (hacks) - nepo baby in the entertainment industry, from mannerisms to the way she talks. has an arc of growing independent of her family while still working in the industry. please someone make her stop talking.

WILLA FERREYRA (succession) - mostly for the whole play arc she has through the series (jenny would not be an escort to the rich, as she is the rich), and how it flops. mainly gets to put on her play because she knows the right people, not because she has talents.

DAVID ROSE (schitt's creek) - used to be a gallerist in nyc with a lot of fake friends. i 100% stole jenny's old job from him. grows comfortable in a small town in part because of who he meets.

JACKIE TAYLOR (yellowjackets) - charismatic and fun at first glance, but not the girl you want to have on your team when your plane crashes.

AMY MARCH (little women) - mostly irt her older sisters. she would burn her sister's writing.

CORDELIA CHASE (btvs) - the girl in the supernatural town whose priorities are not always right, but who sometimes surprises you with her insight. snappy. sassy. iconic. rich parents.

CHANTARELLE (btvs) - goes by many names in the show, but specifically her in episode 2.07 (lie to me) where a cult of vampire lovers want to become vampires. from the fashion to the delusion...

GINGER (ginger snaps) - a death obsessed, edgy girl, turned into a hungry beast.