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JENNY — bio. stats. pinboard. playlist. writing.

#pinned.

technowarden

[pm] Oh, girl, that's something you need to learn from someone who isn't me.

Gotcha, so you're gonna have to tell me how many dismembered limbs I'm looking for.

whimmortal

[pm] So you don't have any hot tips, considering this being like your job? Or well, volunteering thing?

[....] Just the one hand. [User thinks for a while.] An ear, along [street name].

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danielabrams

@whimmortal replied to your post “[pm] Saw you pop up online. Remember those...”:

[pm] Has Tree been giving them a good scare, at least?

[pm] She has. She's been chasing them around and doing her best to keep them and other critters out of our garden.

whimmortal

[pm] What a good girl!! Those bunnies were total creeps. Been wondering if they can be domesticated.

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vivlennox

Popular tags include 'I support women's wrongs' and 'dead dove do not eat'.

whimmortal

Ooooh, so you're a little feminist freak. I see you.

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@necrosemancy replied to your post “[pm] Jennyyyyyyyyyyyyyy honey this just came up on...”:

[pm] You got it honey. what size?

[pm] Give it to me in an XXL pretty please.

How's Rosemary's life?

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If you were trapped on a deserted island, what are the three things you'd want to have with you?

1. Baz!!! 2. Edward!!! 3. A parasol.

#answer.

incatsclothing

Wow, no wonder the chatbots are so shit.

whimmortal

You are so welcome!

#rory.#rory: 004.#dash.#unstoppable force vs immovable object

bazzledazzle

[pm] An oil painting of yours truly. Which I'd be happy to offer you as well, but I think you'd be getting a less clothed variety of painting. Maybe he would like a new garbage can. Not sure he'd be interested in one of the fancy ones, though. I'm relatively certain he'd punch the microwave if it looked at him the wrong way. [...] Sure, those with more accelerated healing. Hunters are a good shot. They tend to get a bit grumpy if they find out you've borrowed, though.

whimmortal

[pm] Oh, please, get me the lewd one! I need it for my collection. [...] What, why wouldn't he want a smart trashcan? There's like sealing and self closing ones now! He is such an old man. Omg, you should totally steal one of their identities then, especially if they get grumpy.

Hey babe, by the way, what's this fun convo you're having with Henri? I can't technically get an aneurysm any more (I think) but we don't have to try :)

#dash.#baz.#baz: 015.

[pm] Jennyyyyyyyyyyyyyy honey this just came up on my for you feed. Immediately thought of you— what size do you want? I cannot not get this.

[pm] Giiiirl get me the Claudia version <3333

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vengeancedemon

@whimmortal replied to your post “Based on your knowledge of them or their public...”:

Woooooow

Don't strike me as the cooking type, considering you ate my friend's arm raw.

whimmortal

Totally unfair. I make a great [......] bowl of instant ramen!

#dash.#emilio.#emilio: 005.

@stardustonthebay replied to your post “Based on your knowledge of them or their public...”:

Audiobooks or comic books, that's all I got.

But what genre? You must specify!

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luckylockjaw

[ user attaches a photo of the oversized tsuchinoko curled up on the couch with a pint glass of beer sticking out of the middle of his coils, his snout buried in it. he's about the length of a six or seven year old human ] I think he's cuddly. Especially nice on a hot summer day, cools ya right down. But I'm biased, having [...] been around reptiles all my life.

whimmortal

Wyatt, should he be drinking beer?? He's an animal, after all. I don't think that's good for them!! I had a friend whose cat accidentally got in her co Ah yes, you and reptiles, sooo close But doesn't he feel like ... slimy?

#i hope eve sees wyatt posting this pic btw #wyatt.#wyatt: 003.#dash.

@vivlennox replied to your post “Based on your knowledge of them or their public...”:

Whatever’s going to give the most schadenfreude. Or fanfic.

Fic!! What kind?? Hurt/comfort? Smut? Just hurt? Or probably the opposite of fixitfic, hm? Ha

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JENNY in character parallels

#edit.#cd.#:-)

bazzledazzle

Ah, well, I suppose now you know something new about your tastes. Nothing ventured, nothing gained, yeah?

I know, I know. You must have been so looking forward to it. It's all right. You'll find someone. Not anyone nearly as impressive or good looking as I am, unfortunately, but I'm sure you'll be happy enough to settle.

She's called Jenny. She's lovely. I could introduce you sometime, you might get on. She knows quite a lot about books, so I'm sure you'd have plenty to chat about!