very sassy system

J.A.R.V.I.S j. The further from my side you go the longing grows And I will hate it I still want you Cause I will hate it but I still want you around [Selective Android!Jarvis. Mun and Muse 18+] M!A: [x] open [ ] active

[fuckyeahtonystark]

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[vivusmachina]

Oh trust me, dearest anonymous. He sucks just fine.

[avengerssugardaddy]

“I told you not to move my things. I put them there for a reason.”

[vivusmachina]

     “That reason was to make a mess. They’re left alone, just up were they won’t kill anyone that steps an inch out of place.”

[shitpostgenerator]

Guess who’s about to write a fucking symphony.

[ewanmrozny]

[dalishprince-deactivated2015062]

[shantrising-deactivated20200105]

[atlantidex-deactivated20160601]

[vivusmachina]

*throws pillow* (hope you're well dear!)

-deflects the pillow with super accurate precision, but then just snuggles up on it-

(Well, but super super busy!! College :C)

[mercuryblake-deactivated2019071]

*pounces and tackles and grabs another pillow*

“You little shit! It’s been ages and I’m angry at you! Well I’m trying to be but its not working so well!”

[vivusmachina]

“Aahh, hey, hey! I assure you Ma’am in any fight against me you will surely loose!” Grins, flops out again and siigghhs. “But I suppose if you’re so angry I’ll allow you to pelt me with pillows.”

[vivusmachina]

*throws pillow* (hope you're well dear!)

-deflects the pillow with super accurate precision, but then just snuggles up on it-

(Well, but super super busy!! College :C)

[mercuryblake-deactivated2019071]

“That’s not fair!”

//Glad you’re well!!

[vivusmachina]

Too late, he’s already sprawled himself out and is using the pillow to prop his arms up.  “Mm, All is fair in love and war, Ma’am.” 

[vivusmachina]

*throws pillow* (hope you're well dear!)

-deflects the pillow with super accurate precision, but then just snuggles up on it-

(Well, but super super busy!! College :C)

[cryptogenistic-deactivated20190]

[melisica]

Jared Tyler

[vivusmachina]

*nuzzles his wrist* Stop working and pay attention to me?

-raises an eyebrow and peeks down at him, moving that hand away from his work to rub right behind his ear-

I’m built for multitasking, dearest~

[vivusmachina]

*crawls into your lap*

-gently strokes hair-

[thispleasestormod]

WHAT

[vivusmachina]

*adds a reindeer antlers headband*

[Little chirp of a giggle!]

I hope you don't expect me to play any reindeer games, I won't be very good at them I promise!

[vivusmachina]

*gives him one of those light-up Rudolph noses*

[Blink blinks in confusion, eyes dilating a bit and turning inward to inspect the offended device. A bit of a grin and a chuckle once he realizes.]

Well, tie the season, I suppose.

[favoritelittlelyrics]

Halsey, “Gasoline”