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rare photos of Marilyn Monroe filming River of No Return
1954
She was so beautiful omg
'Walls Don't Talk' KAI 카이 / 2025
"You might belong in Gryffindor, where dwell the brave at heart, their daring, nerve, and chivalry set Gryffindors apart".
idk man the thing that sucks about not being really pretty is that no matter what you tell yourself and what your friends might say, you sort of always know that you’re just not. and i’m not talking about being stubborn and fishing for compliments, it’s just knowing that you’re not conventionally attractive, that people on the street won’t double-take when you pass by them, that people won’t be flustered trying to talk to you. and i know looks aren’t everything but damn it sure feels like it when you aren’t absolutely gorgeous
Would you listen to him? He’s making the story sound like some Greek tragedy!
HERCULES, 1997 dir. Ron Clements, John Musker
A Guide to Greek Alphabet Divination (Runes)
As many may already know, Runes are a popular form of divination in order to communicate with the gods! However, aside from the popular Norse runes (elder futhark) that everyone might be aware of, did you know that there’s also a form of “rune casting divination” for the Greek alphabet?
First found inscribed in Olympos, a city in ancient Lycia, the Greek alphabet divination system uses the 24 letters from the Greek language and assigns them meanings, and based on what rune you pull, can give you advice from the gods on your current situation!
There were many Alphabet Oracles in ancient Greece, and the idea of reading the Greek alphabet for signs of the gods is one of the oldest divination methods that we know of.
How do I create my “runes?”
To create your runes, any way of making them works! Historically, they would be painted onto pottery shards, but any way you can think of to have them accessible to throw/draw is completely okay. I have personally used black stones with gold paint on them.
You create one piece per letter, and in total there will be 24. Each letter will be listed and elaborated on later on in the post!
I’ve made my alphabet set. How do I use them?
In order to call upon the Theoi to get an answer, you can firstly call upon them in an invocation. After you have called upon them or asked your gods to give you an answer (sometimes no formal structure is needed) you can reach into a bag which contains the letters and pull out one at a time and read that, or you can grab them and throw them and look for patterns or groups of letters that are clumped together.
THE LETTER MEANINGS
Α - Alpha - “The God Apollo [Apollon] says you will do everything successfully.” With his luck and good fortune, the current thing you are working on will turn out well and you will be the leader of your situation and have good transactions with others.
Β - Beta - “With the help of Tyche, you will have an assistant [Boêthos], who is the Pythian Apollon.” You might be at a time in your life where you’re struggling, but this divine-coded letter tells you that the gods that you worship are going to help you soon, so the signs you get might be more prophetic in nature.
Γ - Gamma - “Gaia [Gê] will give you the ripe fruit of your labors.” It is time for you to take a break and admire the hard work you have put in. Gaia will reward you, and you will have abundance in happiness, emotional fulfillment, food, or all of the above.
Δ - Delta - “In customs inopportune strength [Dunamis] is weak.” Timing is everything. Wait for the right time to act, and do not act to hastily. Wait for your time, but at the same time, use your strength for good to make a change in your situation.
Ε - Epsilon - “You desire [Eraô] to see the offspring of righteous marriages.” You need to surround yourself with good friendships, romances, allies, or relationships in general in order to get the most out of it. Surround yourself with positive people or situations to bring yourself up in a righteous way.
Ζ - Zeta - “Flee the very great storm [Zalê], lest you be hindered in some way.” If you’re already struggling, know when to pick your battles. Sometimes flight is better than fight, and only you know your own limitations.
Η - Eta - “Bright Helios [Hêlios], who watches everything, watches you.” Helios knows that in the past you feel like you have been wronged. As the enforcer of oaths and promises, if you are honest with yourself and the situation the truth will come out and you will be aided.
Θ - Theta - “You have the helping Gods [Theoi] of this path.” If you are taking a plan of action do not worry! The Gods are guiding your way and you are in good hands.
Ι - Iota - “There is sweat [’idrôs]; it excels more than everything.” Within your situation, there is going to be a lot of work. The gods recommend you buckle down and work as hard as you can, and it will not be easy. But it will be worth it.
Κ - Kappa - “To fight with the waves [Kuma] is difficult; endure, friend.” Now is not the time. You should wait until the vicious waves die down, and then take action.
Λ - Lambda - ““The one passing on the left [Laios] bodes well for everything.” Something that may seem really bad currently or in the future is actually going to turn out to be a blessing in disguise. Pay attention to your intuition!
Μ - Mu - “It is necessary to labor [Mokhtheô], but the change will be admirable.” You might feel distressed right now and that nothing is going right. But keep working to change either your situation or yourself, and the results will be in your favour.
Ν - Nu - ““The strife-bearing [Neikêphoros] gift fulfils the oracle.” Something will be given to you and enter your life. While it might not be obvious at first, this is the first domino in a line of changes that will happen in your life and make prophecy come true.
Ξ - Xi - “There is no fruit to take from a withered [Xêros] shoot.” Being bitter and angry is not the way to go about things. Don’t keep trying to pull water out of a well that is empty, and know when to let go.
Ο - Omicron - “There are no [Ou] crops to be reaped that were not sown.” In order to get things out of the situation, you have to plan ahead. What goes around comes around.
Π - Pi - “Completing many [Polus] contests, you will seize the crown.” After many trials, you will achieve your goal. Persistence will give you your rewards, and do not be afraid to use your talents.
Ρ - Rho - “You will go on more easily [Rhaion] if you wait a short time.” You should act, and quickly. Now is the best time and waiting longer is not a good idea. The stars are aligned and while it not be easy, there is no better time than the present.
Σ - Sigma - “Phoibos Apollon speaks plainly [Saphôs], ‘Stay, friend.’” The gods want to inform you to wait for more information before you make any decisions. In this time, relax, and let the signs come to you.
Τ - Tau - “You will have a parting from the [Tôn] companions now around you.” Soon, people in your life might not stay the way they are. Friends might leave or enemies might leave. You might grow apart or distance or travel might force you away. Be wary of this, and act accordingly.
Υ - Upsilon - “The affair holds a noble undertaking [Yposkhesis].” The task at hand is certainly a grand one, but with confidence, you, the hero of your own story, can pull through. You must acknowledge your strength, but also acknowledge the size of the task.
Φ - Phi - “Having done something carelessly [Phaulos], you will thereafter blame the Gods.” Something is going wrong, and you may be trying to blame other things than the cause of the problem. Don’t resort to pointing fingers. The Gods will help you if you do not take out your anger on them or others needlessly.
Χ - Khi - “Succeeding, friend, you will fulfill a golden [Khruseos] oracle.” Luck is on your side, and by mere chance, things might fall into place. The answer is positive, and you might be pleasantly surprised at all the riches that the world gives you in addition to your solution.
Ψ - Psi - “You have this righteous judgment [Psêphos] from the Gods.” Truth will be brought forwards, so be careful in your actions. The Gods are watching, and they will be fair, honest, and unforgiving to those who deserve it. This includes those who might be harming you, as well.
Ω - Omega - “You will have a difficult [Ômos] harvest season, not a useful one.” The times will be rough, and you will not get what you wish for at the end. You also might be forced to make tough decisions that you are not ready to make.
And those are the letters! Happy letter-casting!
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
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ask-omnipony:
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…
wait, does that mean?
oh boy…….
Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.
Observe…
IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!
This post is immaculate
It can’t be true.
And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.
I must test it.
Nothing happening so far…
HOLY SHIT IT WORKS
What in the world?
Oh why not? This should be interesting.
Here we go!
Were all mad here in Underland!
What the hell! Never Again!
… Actually …
One more time.
Alright, I gotta try this!
Can’t be that bad!
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LOL
This just gets better and better
This is one of my favourite things to look at
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The Gravity Falls one though
i wonder if it works for flower crowns?
here goes nothin-
w HAT THE
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WHAT THE FUCK
Okay Clearly something is up.
Hmm… I wonder
I’m sure nothing could possibly…
HOLY SHIT
IT GOT BETTER
I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!
I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…
Never not reblog
IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.
Oh my God, there are so many new ones
Friggin, yis
Always reblog.
IT HAS EVOLVED
The legend marches on…
BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS
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I T ‘ S B A C K
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ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS
THIS IS WONDERFUL.
time to bring back outdated memes…
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nothing’s happeni-
WTF-
Oh boy, this meme
I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.
May as well try it.
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get wet 4 furry
This is obviously fake
Look, I’ll prove it
Y’all are just acting
Watch and learn
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Should…… should I…….
DO IT!
Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now
Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-
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Holy shit this is getting so freaking better than I thought XD
CASH MONEY
THE FLOWER CROWN
I FINALLY FOUND IT I CANT BREATHE
IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREENSHOTs!
QUICK REBLOG IT BEFORE IT GETS LOST AGAIN
NEED TO REBLOG
I LOVE THIS POST!!!
NEVER LET THIS DIE
KEEP THIS PIECE OF HEAVEN ALIVE
OH MY GOD
Draco, who was determined to let the Malfoy bloodline die with him, because the Malfoy name was run through the muck and now means barely anything good anymore, and he doesn’t want to place that burden on an innocent child’s shoulders the way that burden was put on his when he was young.
Draco, who is petrified when Astoria confirms she is pregnant, both because it means that her blood curse will be accelerated due to the stress of the pregnancy, and because he is bringing a child into a world that isn’t entirely done healing.
Draco, who does everything he could to make things easier for Astoria, but he’s always so jumpy, and his nightmares increase until he can barely sleep, because the due date is arriving, and he is scared.
Draco, who looks into Scorpius’ face for the first time after he was born, and instantly feeling like his heart may burst with love.
Draco, who teases Astoria: “I thought he’d turn out to be a brunette, didn’t your Muggle science books say that brunettes have the dominant hair gene?”
Draco, who dives into fatherhood with exuberance. They have no house elves, he didn’t want any, so he learns domestic spells and tasks, even doing most tasks by hand. He always gets up at night to care for Scorpius when the babe cries, just to let Astoria sleep, and he doesn’t mind it, ever. How can he complain when he cuddles his infant son in his arms?
Draco, who was raised under the pureblood ideology, knowing how harmful it is, so he teaches Scorpius to be kind. To respect others for their character, not their blood status or wealth status. To empathize and sympathize and love.
Draco, who gets Scorpius a toy broomstick when Scorpius was three, only to regret it because Scorpius just zooms all over the place on that thing and he’s constantly running after that boy, and he can hear Astoria laughing.
Draco, who’s very affectionate with Scorpius, never denying his son anything. A kiss on the cheek, a big bear hug, a chance to play, he does it all, and he soaks up every moment, commits every second to his memories, in order to chase away the older, bad memories in his mind.
Draco, who sees Scorpius’ smile, and sees Astoria in him.
Draco, who has to eventually explain to Scorpius why some people treat the Malfoys so coldly. Who’s heart breaks when he has to explain to his only child – in age appropriate ways – all the horrible things their family did in order to survive a War, and how their name is tarnished and people will look down on Scorpius as a result.
“It’s going to be hard. Their words will get to you, I can’t deny that or tell you to grow thick skin. All I can do is warn you, reassure you that you’re a good person, better than I ever was at your age. And no matter what you do in life, no matter how hard it gets, I still love you and I’ll protect you to the best of my abilities. But there will be some things I just can’t protect you from, and I’m so sorry.”
Draco, who’s anxiety shoots through the roof when Scorpius is ten and gets his Hogwarts letter. He knows the bullying may start there, he knows people may ostracize Scorpius for his family’s name, not for who he is, and he spends that summer filling Scorpius with as much wisdom and love and warnings as he can provide.
Draco, who, after many many years of no contact, finally sees the Potters and the Granger-Weasleys for the first time at King’s Cross. The Golden Trio hold no hostility in their eyes, so he feels a little safe to give them a nod in greeting, and Hermione even offers a smile.
Draco, who openly cries when the Hogwarts Express finally takes his son to Hogwarts, because now the house feels a little more empty.
Draco Malfoy, a man who adores his child.
I’m not crying, you’re crying
Double Standards:
India Jones:
Men:
Captain Marvel:
Men:
You’re absolutely right and you should say it
Hey this gif is relatable again
peter, who can lift up to 10 tons in canon, carrying an elephant in his arms: this is my new pet
tony, losing all color in his face: okay okay cool cool okay cool oka
peter: *drops his backpack on the floor*
concrete: *cracks*
tony, whispering: what the fuck.
tony: you can lift up to 10 thousand kilograms? thats like-
peter, thinking about his abandoned nintendogs: almost enough to lift the weight of my sins, yes
tony:??????
Tony, seeing Mjorlnir unguarded: Pete come here a sec.
This man is the real MVP.
If you go to the original twitter, other men are always providing photos that way the same person isn’t constantly getting circulated since this is gaining traction.
What a kind gentleman.
Fuck yeah!!!
Ok but how lucky we are to have grown up in a world with Robert Downey Jr as Iron Man.
Extremely lucky