A F*#king Scrapbook

If you took 1/2 cup Robert Baratheon, 1/2 cup Sherlock Holmes, 1/4 Rainman, an entire velociraptor and a dainty pinch of Henri Steels (allegedly) flavoured hoe-dust, mixed it in a blender and poured that inevitable glittery black venomous concoction into the body of a woman, that's pretty much me in a nut shell.

[2tiedships2]

Next to you. 

[pjharvey]

my best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in ur life and it can become a vice if you play your cards right

[trans-girl-bagel]

I don’t like being referred to as a boy

[elvis-official]

Woah mama I'll give anyone who misgenders you the Elvis Special (a bullet)

[trans-girl-bagel]

This account likely makes the list of “the last accounts I’d ever expect to be anywhere near my blog” but I appreciate it

[elvis-official]

Woah mama I'm one of your mutuals

[trans-girl-bagel]

WHAT

[perpetual-blogging-deactivated2]

this will get to the right people

[morethanbromance-deact]

press conference 

[hayleyatswell]

#NOBODY ASKED FOR THE MOST SEDUCTIVE WAY TO TAKE A JACKET OFF OKAY? (x)

[aforlorngazeintoyesterday-deact]

oh shit we got december tomorrow…

[spirit-box-recording-deactivate]

you're lying

[aforlorngazeintoyesterday-deact]

WE GOT DECEMBER TOMORROW

[therootbeersprite]

[theleoisallinthemind]

source: unknown

[maniakminis]

quit your job

join my band of mercenaries

[notactuallyherefor]

How's the dental?

[maniakminis]

you can have all the teeth you can carry

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[iprotectyou]

My year of swag and resurrection

[xswestallen]

When I’m scrolling through a blog and see they reblogged one of my posts

[hyunjining]

fan: what made you change your mind about getting tattoos

louis:

louis: i don’t know

[infectiouspiss]

is anyone else not vibing with the always looming sense of impending doom or is it just me

[awesomefringey]

Louis wears THIS shirt after liking a post about how Harry looks at him??

You can’t make this shit up…

[fuchsea]

hang this in the louvre

[vocabularryonthemind]

[tall]

[enjoloras-deactivated20220821]

Okay so Victorian erotica is literally the most heinous, morally bankrupt, horrific shit I've ever read - but I've read a fair bit, partly from historical interest but also because a while back I helped a friend with a university project she was doing about censorship and pornography in 19th century England.

Anyway I need to share with you all the most hilarious line that has ever been written, circa 1887:

[prokopetz]

I feel like this excerpt is significantly enhanced by knowing that the novel in question is a first-person narrative written from the perspective of an inexplicably sapient flea who lives on Bella's body, and that's why the third priest's penis is described in this way: from the narrator's perspective it literally blots out the sky.

[kingarniestar-deactivated202509]

me when im a flea

[burningvelvet]

what makes it funnier is that what is considered to be one of the most erotic pieces of english literature is (the king of softcore renaissance erotica) john donne's most famous poem the flea which is also about a flea on a woman...