i wanna go home

[jiles-deactivated20160208]

parents: the real world is gonna bite you in the ass!!!!11!11 me: damn the real world a freak

[saintwaffles]

kinkshame the real world

[ameliastardust]

chances are that if i think you’re cute i won’t be able to hold a conversation with you

[passivites]

*gives someone so much space that i never speak to them again*

[dicksplit]

Straight Friend: “I’m open minded”

Me:

[unsends-deactivated20170829]

bf: babe come over

me: i can’t, i’m having an existential crisis

bf: my parents aren’t home

me: are any of us really, truly….home?

[vodkaesthetic]

lordunuz geri döndü yok mu bi alkış  (0 not)

[lilcontinent-deactivated2015070]

[93749185789183]

[vodkaesthetic]

@dolaptakalansoncikolata

[mikeyjamesk]

me: guys… don’t worry, i’ll handle this

me: *ruins everything*

[coltre]

I am insecure and sensitive and I ruin everything I love

[awesomevines]

College biology in a nutshell..

[siersath]

accurate as fuck

[flirtytwink]

I just wanna do cute things with you like crush the patriarchy, fight for gender equality and help to destroy racism

[sadtit-deactivated20160618]

me: im an atheist me: *sees a spider crawl across the ceiling* me: our father in heaven hallowed be your name your kingdom come your will be done on earth as it is in heaven give us this day our daily bread and forgive us our debts as we also have forgiven our debtors and lead us not into temptation but deliver us from evil amen

[deepthroatmom]

#Imagine

 walking in class the first day of school & you see this:

 … … and he says “I’m Justin Bieber, your new teacher.”

[ernoji]

[unclefather]

Me: “do you even have a degree”

[vodkaesthetic]

Mom: My child has been so active lately! They've really been out of the house a lot and it's so refreshing to see them get some exercise for once.

Me: *panting* *My clothes are tattered and I have a pokemon go wristband on* I haven't eaten in two days and I ran seven miles this afternoon alone because I'm still trying to find a wild eevee

[yuyuxp]

[glumby]

EVEN FAIRLY ODD PARENTS WON’T LEAVE TRUMPS HAIR ALONE IM SO DONE