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28 | 🇫🇮 | shitposting until the end.

[king-the-pathetic]

Uh oh, the owner of the house caught us

[king-the-pathetic]

Crazy proportions on this dude

[segamascott]

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

[shiftythrifting]

Shirt you can only wear at 3pm on a Tuesday

queue'd for 3 on Tuesday

[scheidungsgrund]

from twitter user deejaygeejaygee

[galecstatic]

it just gets better

and better

[goingonanadventuremaybe]

[funnyfroge]

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[saltedume]

[pangur-and-grim]

she rabbit kicked him off the ledge, then smacked him till he fell

[pangur-and-grim]

Pangur after pushing a baby into the abyss

[frailbug]

why do i have to speak why is it not enough to show up somewhere and have big giant eyes

[catasters]

[pangur-and-grim]

in a moment, everything can change

[bruzum]

[bruzum]

[bruzum]

[1anonyymous1]

[teaboot]

"Oh yeah, we have an outdoor Corgi, he just gets so bored cooped up inside all day. He knows to stay off the road. Don't worry, he's way too smart for coyotes and the neighbor's know to look out when they drive past."

"Us? Oh, of *course* our Dachshund sleeps inside- we just let him out in the morning and make sure he comes back for dinner. He just does his own thing, no worries."

"Um, you know it's not humane to keep a chihuahua confined to an apartment? They're dogs, they're natural predators. They need to experience hunting behaviors or they get depressed. No we don't leash ours, he absolutely hates it, we just let him come and go whenever."

Yall get how fucking stupid that sounds, right? So stop letting your goddamn cats get eaten and attacked and infected and hit by cars

A toddler would probably love full unattended access to the neighborhood too, but we don't do that either, do we

It's 2026, "keep your damn pet in a house or in your view" should not be controversial

[angel-stars]

I had to go on a hunt for this but it was worth it. 100% agree

[horsefigureoftheday]

Nova's tips for beating the heatwave:

1. Check that you have good access to shade trees, a shelter custom made to fit you and all your friends, and plenty of good airflow

2. Find the hottest, sunniest, and least windy part of you pasture and lay down

3. Make sure you look as much as possible like you have died of heatstroke

4. Get your friends in on it