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i'm not a doctor

[gothichiphop]

I hate this

[realitytvbitch]

[rinny-the-fucker]

Congratulations to the Royal family!

[bardstardish]

my mama got home today and she was so excited. she said she got me a present, so then i was excited too. i had no idea what she got me. she said ‘close your eyes and put your hands out’, so i did. and then i felt her put something in my hands. i opened my eyes and

“i saw it and it was chubby and you called a frog ‘big boy’ last night and i had to get it! it’s big boy!”

[poutypetulant-deactivated201808]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[averagefairy]

me talking to myself in the back room at work

[secret-knight]

*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yup, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.

[xekstrin]

booboo the fool (self diagnosed)

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

[aw1998monsters]

[kingjaffejoffer]

[memescomedy]

[xxziggystardust]

[cartnsncreal]

She should have a statue. Not those confederate MFs.

[lambily-deactivated20200702]

[jackisreallycool]

My energy

[rigaya-deactivated20180901]

im the girl

[juuliaroberts]

EAT THE RICH

[ugly]

some door-to-door scammer when my parents aren’t home: are you 18?

me, turning 24 in two weeks: no sorry

[ffdsfdfs]

This is how hurricanes start.