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+Alexa; every year i get twice as drunk and half as pretty

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this is how Eleanor sounds

[winghoul]

A MASSIVE 8.2 (upgraded number) EARTHQUAKE STRUCK CHILE AN HOUR AGO, PLEASE IF YOU’RE PLANNING ON GOING TO THE BEACH TOMORROW/TONIGHT, DO NOT. ESPECIALLY IF YOU LIVE IN HAWAII, JAPAN, NEW ZEALAND, CALIFORNIA, MEXICO, OR A VARIETY OF OTHER COAST HUGGING LAND MASSES.

Please everyone be safe and stay away from the beaches tomorrow/tonight, at least everyone that lives in/near the pacific ocean.

THIS IS NOT A JOKE. 

[els-calder]

Eleanor & friends

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boys still call girls weak but many girls voluntarily pull parts of their own eyebrows off their faces by sheer force on a regular basis who the hell do they think they’re calling weak

[bycalder]

eleanor + fetus

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[moonlisght]

Ready to fly - behind the scenes: Perrie Edwards

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[stylesgetout]

can you tell us more about meeting louis? xxx

Ok so I was at the beach and like I was without my glasses so I couldn’t see really well but I was watching this couple walking by the sea like I was actually starring at her legs because they’re really thin and when I looked up I recognized Eleanor’s hair like that pointy thing she has there and I was like omg no way and when i looked to the right it was Louis and I freaked out like is started slapping my fathers arm and I couldn’t speak he thought I was hurt but I was in an emotional level and Eleanor saw it as they passed and they looked back and I went there with my mom like she took the picture so shoutout to my mama and he said and I quote “ok before we take the picture I need to ask you something. You need to promise me you won’t post this on twitter or tumblr or Facebook or anything because no one knows I’m here” and I was like “I swear I swear I swear I swear I swear I swear” and thEn he made like the pinky promise thing and I went blind for a second and then he hugged me and we took the picture. oH and he was smoking so he have his cigarette to Eleanor and I reAlly wanted to take a picture with her as well but I couldn’t speak like I thanked them and they continued walking and I started crying and it was the only thing I talked about for the whole weekSorry it’s really long

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Eleanor and Louis in Japan last year

[voguecaldor]

42, 81, & 85!! :)

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?

no

81. Tea or coffee?

tea

85. Are you patient?

not really

Send me a number

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[calderholic]

@ellawinter53: @eleanorj92: throwback to Ibiza ☺️💗

[harrystylesdaily]

Eleanor Calder watches on as her boyfriend makes his Doncaster Rovers football debut at Keepmoat Stadium

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