[thisiselliz]

[extradimensionaldream]

racism is finally over

[woodmeat]

[bazoookles]

[bimbo4bimbo-deactivated20190718]

This is terrifying

[slavery]

[slavery]

[puniper]

[geniusoflove]

shoop da woop, cat food scoop. gay and crunchy like fruit loop. covered in milk, sleepin on silk. got more money than your dad, also im going to fuck him

[mentholsmoker]

[tarantulacollective]

This one hit home.

[coolyo294]

world’s horniest jobs 

idol managers

chaldea magi

admirals

[patchoulism]

I work at Five Bald Fat Guys NTR Doujinshi & Fries and this is blatant erasure.

[coolyo294]

i’ll erasure your existence if you ever utter that string of words at me again 

[spelunk]

ihop stands for international house of pussy

[phoenixheir]

No it doesn’t

[spelunk]

yes it does

[wittyworm]

i have been sitting in this burger king for 4 hours

[geniusoflove]

they don’t come to take your order you have to go to the counter

[avvocarlo]

me trying to deal with stress

[takumifan69]

so what my dick is huge am i bothering anyone

[nugundam]

[poochypups-deactivated20191009]

[corvid-420]

Californians: In-N-Out is better

New Yorkers: Shake Shack is better

Some Texan rat next to the deep fryer at Whataburger:

[corvid-420]

What are you going to do, jump?

[wizardjpeg]

first is the worst second is the best third. is the last one

[sigis-the-heavenly-sword-deacti]

You failed at spelling bee again, didn't you?

[wizardjpeg]

what if this was in your house and room

[magicalinspo]

take a breath, spit out the blood in your mouth, and get back up on your feet. you still got a couple of motherfuckers to prove wrong.

[ginger-ale-official]

Me getting up from the chair at the dentist after a quadruple root canal

[mysticmoonhigh-deactivated20211]

Your response has nothing to do with ginger ale

[ginger-ale-official]

and your response doesn’t have anything to do with being the biggest clown on the block but here we are again