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@voiceofthehufflepuffs
Everyone is freaking out about Donald Trump Jr because he openly admitted to colluding with Russia on behalf of his father’s campaign, and meanwhile all I can think about is that scene in Goblet of Fire where they’re in court and the witness is like “it was Barty Crouch….” [dramatic pause] “…Junior!” and everybody gasps
helga hufflepuff: trying in vain to make hogwarts an actual safe place since 993!
something we agreed we like about uncle vernon is that despite like, personally suffering at the hands of wizards pretty significantly (dudley’s tail, marge), vernon is like, always ready to fuck with wizards? like he is SO SCARED of them but he’s always ready to fight? please take this moment to imagine uncle vernon meeting voldemort
#i am laughing he’d probably run him over with his new company car #get out and hit him with his umbrella [x]
harry potter au where everything is the same but lemony snicket steps in occasionally to narrate
“as you can see, harry is in trouble, a word which here means ‘about to be devoured by a three-headed dog’.”
I was thinking about how mailing addresses works in the wizarding world and how weirdly specific/non-specific they can be. Like sometimes you just write ‘Snuffles’ on the back of an envelope and hope for the best and other times you give the full street address plus ‘that one bedroom with the draft’ or whatever, like is there no regulation?? Do owl’s have an equivalent to ‘return to sender, insufficient mailing address’??? If I write out ‘mom’ on an envelope will it work?????
I think the real question is how does owl post seriously work?? are these like magic owls that have built in GPS?? like do they breed specific GPS certified owls that just know how to find the recipient??? these are answers my adult self is curious about but my kid self never asked…
guys the dursleys literally had 2 spare bedrooms with beds and they still made harry sleep in the cupboard under the stairs
50 Things I’m Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts
“Eternal glory! That’s what awaits the student who wins the Triwizard Tournament, but to do this, that student must survive three tasks. Three extremely dangerous tasks.”
There’s no excuse for how Snape treats children
Helena Bonham Carter pretending to be Belatrix pretending to be Hermione pretending to be Belatrix
ACTING
No but her acting was so good in this scene that I had to pause and zoom in on her face to make sure it wasn’t actually Emma in makeup, and even then I wasn’t totally convinced.
Emma acted out the scene first, and then Helena Bonham Carter mimicked what she did. so it was Helena Bonham Carter pretending to be Emma Watson pretending to be Helena Bonham Carter pretending to be Bellatrix pretending to be Hermione pretending to be Bellatrix.
ACTING
Favorite missing book quotes → Ron’s dueling advice
#I ALWAYS FORGET THAT HARRY AND DRACO AGREED TO A DUEL AND I’M DELIGHTED EVERY TIME I REREAD IT#especially cos harry showed up like HONOUR!#INTEGRITY!#and draco was like nah m8 i’ll dob u in#little fucker#it’s especially funny because when they DO duel in the second book#the only thing harry can really do is cast a spell that tickles draco so badly he cries#How To Nemesis by HJP
#But can you imagine if James had still been alive?#A letter arrives from Hogwarts saying Harry was caught out of bed after curfew and has detention#and then a letter from Harry arrives explaining that he had to do it#because he had to beat Draco in a duel.#And Lily reads it and just sits there with her head on their kitchen table going ‘oh god why did I have a child with you’#while James dances around the house singing about how amazing their son is.#Harry gets a reply a few days later#a letter from his Mum saying she’s disappointed and those rules are there to keep him safe and he should obey them#(Hermione reads that over his shoulder and practically cheers)#and from James#a gigantic box of chocolate frogs and a pack of stinkbombs or something with a note saying ‘for Draco’ (via thankyouforyourcooperation)
And then a very detailed letter from Sirius explaining to Harry 101 ways to beat someone in a duel and a list of useful hexes
#can we just stop and appreciate Harry’s face in this scene? #I mean, he’s literally waiting for someone to say something about Hermione’s blood status #she’s the only Muggleborn in the slug club full of purebloods and well known people #and Harry’s there just like “say something I dare you” #and if you look at her face, you can see the actual hesitation and somewhat fear of what will happen next after telling of her parents occupation #Harry truly is acting like Hermione’s big brother, which I absolutely love #i just adore this scene
I love that Neville looks genuinely interested in what hermione’s talking about.
Harry: I wish a motherfucka would talk shit right now Say something, make my day Das right
Nevile looks like he’s just made a private mental note in flaming red ink: WHATEVER THE HELL A DENTIST IS, DON’T MESS WITH ONE.
#this is a harry potter blog #seriously any profession that turns out a kid like hermione #must be utterly terrifying #neville finds out it involves rearranging people’s teeth with wires and drills #and drugs and scrapy knives #and is like AHA #I KNEW IT#I KNEW THEY WERE TERRIFYING #hermione granger: horrifying storm of a girl since day one #(so do the muggles have to be hunted down for that or does the government assign you targets) he asks her one day #she squints at him for a long time #’they volunteer’ she says eventually #neville shivers #muggles are HARDCORE
Including tags because oh my fucking god.
Harry glanced over at the dark shapes they made on the floor beside him. Ron had a fit of gallantry and insisted that Hermione sleep on the cushions from the sofa, so that her silhouette was raised above his. Her arm curved to the floor, her finger’s inches from Ron’s. Harry wondered whether they had fallen asleep holding hands.
(insp.)
Sometimes I feel like James Potter is the definition of under-appreciated.
then you’ve clearly never heard of ginny weasley
The Magic Begins - 9. A character you feel the need to defend ; Draco Malfoy
hogwarts will always be there to make you sad as fuck because it’s not real so you’ll never get one of those fucking letters or fly on a broom and cast spells and shit yet you still want to go there but you never will and this is some bullshit
