Lesbian @ the void

18 & uses she/her

[8nin]

“what’s stopping you from-“ listen i am so so sleepy

[um-jammer-tranny]

and like. broke

[nitewrighter]

Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now?

The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.

Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.

Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.

[charl0ttan]

fanart for podcast characters is so funny like how do you know

[charl0ttan]

understood my apologies 🫡

[sweatermuppet]

thank u earth for leather & fur & sex & pottery & laughter & rain & the lilac bush & hay in a field & cows to eat the hay & thank u earth for a perfect view of the moon

[ilovecharts]

A Tea Chart I made to remember how to make a cup of tea for everyone who comes by the house. 

-navyvice

[curioscurio]

also to the random guy at the antique store: I saw you take out and leave that elon musk mug with hearts around his face and then drive away in your cyber truck. are you not proud of daddy musk anymore ? you abandoned the carcas of your golden calf yet rode away wearing its skin for all to see

[mephostophilus]

@theshitpostcalligrapher

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

hello

(ink: diamine oxblood)

[apolladay]

Take the short quiz below. How accurate was your result?

Entirely/almost entirely accurate

About 75% accurate

About 50% accurate

About 25% accurate

Entirely/almost entirely inaccurate

Voting ended onMar 25, 2025

I mean, I'll try to. What's the worst that could happen?

Context: I posted a version of this quiz about a year ago and received many such accolades as "how the hell did you do that" and "get out of my house", but I remain convinced that it's probably at most half accurate for the majority of people. If you're split between two answers try both and report back on the better one. For science.

[just7frogsinapeoplesuit]

Take my quiz I promise you'll feel so normal if it gets you right

[probablybadrpgideas]

The villains have stated dating each other, call that a diabolicule

[apolladay]

Do you know a family where all the siblings have their first names start with the same letter?

yes and their parent(s) too

yes just the siblings

no

Voting ended onMar 21, 2025

[sniffanimal]

god I could be so wealthy if I had no ethics. that's so fucking frustrating. I'm living paycheck to paycheck because I'm not grifting vulnerable idiots on TikTok. I feel like I have the ability to very easily scam people. I could make a killing with AI. but god. I have morals and ethics and so I get to be poor as shit. I hate this fucking world

[madfishmonger]

I could have made a killing as a psychic, but noooo I have to feel bad about lying to people ugh

[contact-guy]

I think abt this all the time because the thing is, evil rich people truly believe that they’re geniuses who have discovered a way to make money that the rest of us dummies haven’t…but the truth is that they are just willing to do evil shit that everyone else would prefer to not to because we have standards

[gothiccharmschool]

A psychic or a cult leader are my top two "If only I had no ethics" dream jobs. Or to combine the two and become a high-priced life coach to the type of wealthy people who are really into The Secret and companies like Goop.

Pesky pesky ethics.

[alyssbie]

bugsnax has everything. doomed lesbians. gays who didn’t know they were dating. nonbinary scientists. parasites. scoopy banoopy.

[l1sss3]

random idea i had

[alfea]

every pokemon is someone's favourite and i'm determined to find a person for every pokemon so please reblog this and tell me what your number one favourite pokemon of all time is

[sir-renaissance]

When you see a Volkswagen Beetle, do you play punch buggy?

Absolutely no mercy

Nah

What the fuck is punch buggy

Voting ended onMar 4, 2025

If you vote please put the country you grew up in either in the comments or tags

[gretchensinister]

Do you have a specific body of water you would let kill you?

Pacific Ocean

Atlantic Ocean

Other ocean/sea (saltwater)

Specific lake you've been to

Specific lake you have NOT been to

Specific river you've been to

Specific river you've NOT been to

A little gal-pond/stream/creek etc.

Some other watery place

I don't have this kind of relationship with any body of water

Voting ended onFeb 27, 2025

This isn't about whether you think it's likely that you'll die in this body of water; it's about which body of water you would give the right to take you.

For example, for me it's Lake Michigan.

Tag discussion encouraged of course

[lydiogames]

[shleepy-girl]

Kermit going: “However-“ and immediately firing a pistol repeatedly is fantastic and my new favorite clap back for literally anything

[zeravmeta]

[thadeeliv]

[thetyrannosaur]