[girl-dot-tzt-deactivated2026042]

Every single time someone mentions police role-playing in a sexual context I think of this tinder interaction and I instantly become absolutely stricken with laughter

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

when some evil cunt dies posting on tumblr carries the feeling of the last day of school before summer break

[aroallo-imagines]

Imagine you're the trusted lady-in-waiting to a princess in a typical fantasy romance story. But while the princess and her knight are engaged in exhausting alloromantic shenanigans, you're having the time of your life being FWB with the court jester blowing him behind the tapestry.

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[thevulturesquadron]

text: [ “Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing an essay, writing a eulogy, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing for 5000 years.” ]

[hoodiesnightmares]

“You’re so quiet” thanks every time I’ve tried to enter this conversation you’ve just flat out fucking ignored me

[helenvaughans]

[ensalada-de-lengua-de-pajaritos]

[crabs-and-bongos]

[figglypuff]

[necrolentil]

Goddamit i hate this fucking post. I hate it because obviously if “twelve” followed the same pattern as the other teen numbers it wouldn’t be “twoteen” it would be “seconteen”. Think about it. It’s not “threeteen” it’s “thirteen” as in “third”. It’s not “fiveteen” it’s “fifteen” as in fifth. So with that in mind, you count “first, second, third, fourth, fifth,” and so on, so eleven would be “firsteen” and twelve would be “secondteen” or “seconteen”. “Firsteen, seconteen, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen….” It just drives me absolutely mad everytime i see this post that this obvious pattern was overlooked and i cant hold in my rage anymore.

[improper-integral]

[myspace]

The question remains:

Did they not have the budget to put a ball in the movie?

[sarafangirlart]

I can handle ppl disagreeing with me but I can’t fucking stand it when they do it in a way where they act like I’m a fucking idiot.

Yes I know that “enemies to lovers” and “I can fix him” are power fantasies and aren’t meant to be realistic, that doesn’t fucking mean that these genres aren’t filled with racism, orientalism and misogyny (which I’m literally trying to criticize!) and also, notice how those genres usually have the white woman being the smart empathetic one fixing the villainous and bigoted man? Don’t we need to unpack why that is maybe? And how it’s reflected in real life with liberal women having right wing boyfriends? That maybe fiction doesn’t exist in a vacuum so it isn’t just harmless fun? Instead of getting all defensive when ppl criticize your slop?

[shop5]

let’s be real the pressure to use AI as an adult is exactly what they said the pressure the do drugs as a teenager would be like but the people that told us that caved immediately for the AI and definitely did not just say no

[merinnan]

[afro-elf]

just saw pictures from mike flanagan carrie

[afro-elf]

okay serious fucking question, must he de-fang every female character he touches?

[afro-elf]

mike, it's actually more interesting for audiences that margaret is an abusive religious fundie (and also a victim of marital rape) who tries to literally beat the idea of sin into her daughter, it is actually TIMELY to adapt that correctly at this particular american moment. WHY is he so scared of every piece of source material that has ever been handed to him? i MUST know

[afro-elf]

you're laughing, mike flanagan wants to do gilmore girls with telekinetic rage and you're laughing

[probuccalfat]

there’s a conversation here about how queer people who come from heavily poor, illiterate, traditional ass backgrounds have to put in fucking work to gain any real acceptance from the queer community so we’re not seen as ignorant and backwards but we also like don’t have community with our own families because of our gender and/or sexuality most times. it’s really rich that the progressive movement can acknowledge how poverty, illiteracy, religion, racial identity shape people but fully fail to understand it beyond good vs bad, enlightened vs ignorant, with us vs against us… like some of you fully cannot conceptualize a person that’s with you and on your side if they’re not exactly like you or deeply apologetic about where they came from because you look down on it. but i don’t really want to have that conversation with y’all.

[azuleopal]

like some of you fully cannot conceptualize a person that’s with you and on your side if they’re not exactly like you or deeply apologetic about where they came from because you look down on it. but i don’t really want to have that conversation with y’all.

[zmpl]

can you imagine what it will be like the day it finally happens. no one will be posting about anything else. category 10 posting event. if it happens because of someone else their gofundme page will reach over $500,000 within a day. #hopecore

[zaprowsdower27]

I'm honestly worried about the bartenders. They are going to die from overwork when it happens, particularly given their staffing has probably been cut from the whole "nobody can afford to go out to drink on a regular basis" thing.

I don't even drink on a regular basis and my immediate response will be to use annual leave for the rest of the workday and go for celebratory cocktails.

I don't care if the news arrives at 10:30 AM and I have literally never in my 37 years had a drink that was not at a family get together, when the news arrives I will be headed directly for the nearest downtown bar with TVs on the walls and something fruity enough to cover the taste of alcohol on the menu

[i-am-a-fish]

you're cute and it's tuesday

[glassvase]

I'm cute and it's tuesday

[sufjansjoy]