[vexschwarzrabe]

This goes so fucking hard holy shit please watch

[renegade-hierophant-deactivated]

Advice from 4500 years ago.

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

I like ths translation. “it would be wise of you to remember this”

[beckrl]

[jaubaius]

🐴👀

[blueboyoutside]

[campyvillain]

prozd voices the riddler in the batmobile preschool show. if you even care

[campyvillain]

that’s literally him.

[blueboyoutside]

[molags-balls]

love when mages in Skyrim are like "you cannot even conceive of the power I wield!!" like yeah bro that novice frostbite spell making me kinda fresh gonna put my mittens on

[beastpower615]

“i am a master of the arcane!” okay then why does it say novice necromancer on your health bar then?

[thyrell]

okay but to be fair if i learned one (1) conjuration spell i would probably also start talking like that

[mysharona1987]

[nekojitachan]

https://nerdbot.com/2021/01/09/new-pill-bottles-for-shaky-hands-will-help-people-with-parkinsons/

[peachdoxie]

This makes me cry, actually.

[thesharpestlance]

Just to add on. Libraries in many cities have 3d printers you can use that charge you only the price of materials. So if you can't wait for the shipping from the engineers, try your local library.

[viejospellejos]

Practice makes perfect:

@urbantheory

[thanakite]

I love this and it was literally the best way to show it. By starting with the practice you get to see how hard they worked on this and that it isn’t like edited or visual effects, plus you get the satisfaction of seeing the finished product at the end

[liberalsarecool]

The history of corporate propaganda.

[o-kurwa]

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

My man was really gonna let a fucking BEAR into his house for the views and the BEAR had to be the sensible one here

[sunder-the-gold]

“You, sir or madam, are a fool. You stay in here, outside of my wilderness.”

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

If you can’t out-power them, out-weird them

[androidboy]

i wore red eyeshadow today and this lil mexican boy like 10 yrs old had his silver chain and hat and was all puffed up machismo but got all shy walkin over to the counter and was like “i really love your eyeshadow” in the most genuine awestruck voice. can’t believe i almost didn’t wear it. i almost missed out on bein “masc mexican dude wearing makeup” representation my heart was so full

[androidboy]

im gonna CRY at a crosswalk these two older tough lookin dudes were waitin and one looks back at me and gives me a long unreadable look and i was in the bad part of the city so i was like ah. shit. but then he looked away and reached out to hold the other guys hand. i love bein queer so much i can’t handle this

[jaubaius]

🐴👀

[renegade-hierophant-deactivated]

Advice from 4500 years ago.

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

I like ths translation. “it would be wise of you to remember this”

[beckrl]

[pins-and-spirals-deactivated202]

[crazy-brazilian]

[bimboid]

[ocdnatural-deactivated20220809]

when dealing with mosquitos do you:

leave them alone and let them hang out around in ur room (normal)

trap them with a cup and a sheet of paper and put them outside (mostly normal)

slap them in the air or on your skin (sure)

hit them while theyre on the wall or a piece of furniture so it leaves a stain (absolutely fucking deranged)

[sergle]

ABSOLUTELY love these tags I respect this person so much

[brokendreamsandpyramidschemes]

[ritterdoodles]

You can tell OP has never lived in an area infested in mosquitoes, those assholes suck to the highest degree