human

 just a queer human

[daily-weasel]

[mammalidentifier]

Mountain weasel (Mustela altaica)

[professorsparklepants]

#it fucken sumny (via @mindfulwrath)

[feminist-space]

[official-lucifers-child]

the wemther brothers

[milanesa42]

[partyposon]

the fandom on 2st june

[fibula-soup]

Dumb meme thats probably already been done but oh well

Shoutout podcast protagonists with eye imagery

[eliassimp]

[belladonnaprice-deactivated2025]

[dancinbutterfly]

Good motherfucking god

[foldingfittedsheets]

OH MY GOD THATS EXACTLY WHAT ITS LIKE

[floatinglonewanderer]

EXACTLY

[pyrrhiccomedy]

When I finally got medicated for ADHD, I asked why insomnia was such a problem for me.

The doctor paused, and then said, thoughtfully: "Well, you see, you also have ADHD at night."

[headspace-hotel]

why is it a banger

[lavenderprose]

There exists a video somewhere of Shane Hollander standing in the parking garage of Censplex wearing a backwards snapback and althetic shorts with an inseam that is probably quite literally just listed as 'slut' on the tag as he stares down whoever is holding the camera. In his hands is a beautiful and perfectly spherical watermelon. In his eyes there is nothing.

"You want me to do what?" he asks.

"Crush it," says Harris, too loud and close to the camera.

"Like, with my hands?"

"The challenge is to do it with your thighs."

Shane, his face and his watermelon do not move.

"It's for charity."

Smash cut to Shane sitting on a parking block, face bright red as he reroutes every bit of strength in his entire body towards his thighs. He is utterly silent, straining, and he only makes a sound when the watermelon finally gives up and crumples under the onslaught.

The sound he makes is high, long and deeply inappropriate. It also echoes throughout the entire parking garage for what seems to be a preternaturally long time.

"What the fuck is--" Ilya, who heard that shit through an open window all the way in the team offices, careens out of the propped-open side door just in time to see his husband bite a hunk of watermelon from the dripping remnants. There is juice on his thighs.

"Hey," Shane says, and then squints at the camera, deadpan once again. "I nominate Ilya Rozanov for the watermelon crushing challenge. Or whatever."

Harris, luckily, has a second melon handy.

[hyunpic]

these types of tweets make me feel like a celebrity who has fake death announcement every two weeks

[jerkeline]

[libraford]

Are YOU gonna let THE GOVERNMENT tell YOU what YOUR GENDER is? That doesn't sound like Life Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness to me! PROTECT your individual FREEDOMS and call your senator: we want the GOVERNMENT to stay OUT OF OUR PANTS! GENDER FREEDOM NOW!

[libraford]

Two men in your neighborhood are married... to EACH OTHER? Congratulate them for exercising their AMERICAN RIGHT to follow the footsteps of our FOUNDING FATHERS! They've got a fully AMERICAN spirit of FREEDOM and REBELLION! GOD BLESS THE USA.

[libraford]

Your coworker has a different RELIGION from yours? Well, that's just INTERESTING and you should talk about it on your UNION-APPROVED LUNCH BREAK. The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA was FOUNDED on Freedom of Religion and ANYONE should be allowed to seek the AMERICAN DREAM!

[libraford]

You think someone might be in this GREAT country ILLEGALLY? NO YOU DON'T! No one is in this country illegally! The minute anyone steps on our SOVEREIGN SOIL they're your FELLOW AMERICAN and where they come from is NO ONES BUSINESS.

[rosslynpaladin]

it's funny yeah, but guys this is actually how you reach the people who prefer these terms to frame all things Good and Correct.

[rosszulorzott]

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

prayer to whichever dead catholic person is most appropriate: may I not have to run a whole week of surprise camps on crutches. in a knee brace.

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

Im agnostic raised liberal protestant, but absolutely the catholics got saints right. Sometimes your problem is so fucking specific you need Some Guy. If you're listening, Guy of Workers Who Have Strain Injuries,

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

No fucking WAY, there's actually a knee injury Guy? Catholicism accidentally reinventing the medical specialty system......

[youremysunshine8]

I know you're wondering: are there slutty pictures of him revealing his knees?

Saint Roch, by Francesco Ribalta, c. 1625, Museo de Bellas Artes, Valencia

[image id: st. Roch staring soulfully and hiking up his robe to show that his thigh has a bubo on it, also sluttily revealing his knees]

[running-with-toast]

what the dog doin

[saturn-no-sega]

When girls do the thing where they wear open button ups but tuck them in so that you can see just enough cleavage so that their whole titty isn’t out, but you kinda wish it was.

Like this:

Good shit. Top tier shit. High quality shit.

[miss-choco-chips]

One of these dudes was raised in a cult -like fighting organization, where he was made to assume a hell of an asphyxiating responsibility at a very young age and according to fan theories was abused either mentally, physically or both

And the other was raised in a stable home, by two very loving grandparents and with a heavily supportive community around.

And when I tell you which is which you'll think I'm fucking with you

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[stuck-in-the-castle-of-sand]

Random ah post but whenever I see these goofy ass panels of endo with his tattoos in 10000000 different types of angles and body posture I mourn the health of the cloverworks animation team and their poor hands *sob* like I'm impatiently waiting for S3 but then I see this guy and I'm like. let's have mercy on the studio... they're taking time releasing season 3 cuz they're busy fighting for their lives cuz of THIS guy like look at that. I could never draw him. And then you tell me I gotta ANIMATE him? for a major arc and for one of the main fights?? WHAT THE HELL SURE.

[miss-choco-chips]

I KNOW THIS ISNT GONNA HAPPEN BUT WALK WITH ME

If the two dudes we saw last chapter with Suo are actually his brothers, I'm HOPING they do their best to not let Suo go. Not because of red Chanpuru being a very cult like group, in a 'the only way out is DEATH' way, which I hope it isn't the case, but because THAT'S THEIR BABY BROTHER

I'm an oldest sister and if my little siblings did all the shit suo got up to in Makochi, being a part of a different, unregulated gang (where he doesn't have the protection that a position of power offers, like he has in RC), and I saw a group of angry teenagers chomping at the bit to take them back to said gang, which is also located ON A DIFFERENT CITY, yeah I wouldn't passively let them. I'd fucking tear a bitch apart.

I want the exchange to happen like:

The entirety of Furin: RELEASE HIM!!! GIVE HIM BACK TO US!!!!

Older brother 1: YOU ARE NEVER TAKING HIM AWAY!!

Furin: WHY NOT????!!!???

Older brother 2: because he's three apples tall and refuses to eat broccoli unless you make him, we need him supervised!

Older brother 1: last time we left him to his own devices he lost an eye. What's next? A leg? A lung?

Older brother 2: it literally took years off my lifespan when he told me he had joined Furin. A gang with NO adult backing, NO money, NO regulations, NOTHING. He's a BABY, what do you mean you want him back in a place so fucked up the POLICE refuse to go???

I don't think we talk enough about the fact that, as far as we know, Suo is the youngest sibling.

[depsidase]

[raindropcascade]

@isuggesteatingtherich

[comicaurora]

tumblr I swear to god if your ads on mobile keep opening popup webpages because my FINGER touched them while I was SCROLLING because they are SO BIG that they FILL THE SCREEN AS I SCROLL PAST THEM I am going to MANIFEST SNAKES IN YOUR WALLS

[comicaurora]

if the PAGE-FILLING ADS on your INFINITE SCROLLING MOBILE APP register FINGER MOVEMENT as ANYTHING OTHER THAN SCROLLING I am LEGALLY PERMITTED to HUNT YOU for SPORT