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[voidalmemebin]

Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Ep 8 Sentence Starters

Hooray it's the Catholic Church!

Oh no it's the Catholic Church...

You're right; a lot open to interpretation there...

Oh I have an idea~! Why not write down a formal protest. You can nail it to his door~ Like a protestant~!

Why don't ya try sticking it in me again? I might like it this time.

Place is Secure. Ate [X]. Full fledged Vampire now.

It’s a shame your blood sugar daddy won’t be here to see it.

Well, well, well, I leave for a day, and the Catholics are Crusading, While the Nazis are invading~

[X]! It’s been only two days, but it feels like years!

And you! Umm.... How are.... I wanna say... “Logan”?

...[X] What’s this guy’s name?

Fuck it; Dropping the formalities. [x]! ....Go for a walk

When hope is gone, Undo this lock, and send me forth, on a Moonlit walk.

I think this is the first time he’s ever followed my orders without any back-sass. It’s simultaneously satisfying... and disappointing.

THEY FUCKED OFF BEFORE THE BATTLE EVEN STARTED!

It’s kind of hilarious in a mundane way isn’t it? That none of these waffle munchers ever put it together that “Alucard” backwards is Dracula

To be fair how long did it take us to figure that out?

Ha! Who gives a shit? They’re Nazis!

After a while, he stopped actually killing people himself and started hanging around battlefields, letting others do his work for him.

I have a terrible guilt and rage inside me that can only be quelled by the blood and subjugation of the unclean!

You were a good kid, [X]. Shame you’re such a shit person.

You don’t have to follow orders when your leader’s acting like a daft cunt.

Don’t weep for the stupid, you’ll be crying all day.

(Adorable Excited Noises)

Call yourself whatever you want you crazy [X] bastard!

Hope you don’t mind! I brought some friends! Associates? Slaves. I br- I brought slaves.

The Death of Big Barry has been brought to you by [X]

That’s the only time you get to call my any kind of cunt.

She is sassy as fuck! Holy shit, I like her!

Y’all know you’re Naruto running, right?

Is it racist to say that sounds better in Arabic?

This is a deep pain... Oh, Cool! It gets worse!

Oh, Fuck me, He wasn’t kidding.

Hey, hey, Hey, what are you doing?! Stop that! Stop that those are mine!

Fuck you! You’re Omniscent! You already know!

Didn’t ask; Don’t need it; Go fuck yourself!

Hey, By the way, Can I get my dogs back?

No! They’re mine now!

[arcanestardust]

Extremely Naughty Starters

Send a sentence and a muse and I’ll write a drabble or starter for it. Warning! Derogatory language and name calling!

“You’re so tight around me, baby, it feels so good.” “Where do you want me to cum, sweetheart?” “I’ve been looking forward to fucking you all day.” “I can’t stop thinking about your cock inside of me.” “Your slutty mouth feels so nice around my cock.” “Your nipples are awfully sensitive…” “I’m going to pump you full of my cum.” “Get over here and sit on my face.” “I’ll be the 6 and you be the 9.” “Your ass looks amazing in those panties.” “Send me a picture of you touching yourself.” “Cum inside me, fill me up…“ “I’m putting a plug in you so you’ll have to feel my cum inside of you all day.” “Your pretty face is so lovely covered in my cum.” “I went lingerie shopping just for you…” “Use those pretty feet to get me off.” “I touched myself while thinking of you.” “Fuck me until I can’t think anymore!” “Swallow every last drop or I won’t let you cum.” “Fuck yourself on your fingers for me.” “You’re my little whore.” “Beg for my cock like the little slut you are.” “Spread your legs so I can watch my cum drip out of you.” “I’ve never cum so hard in my life.” “Show me those nice tits of yours.” “How many loads can you take?” “What would (insert name) say if they saw you like this?” “Ride their cock while I watch.” “That actually feels…really good…” “You scratched the shit out of me…do it again.” “I want to eat you out until you’re screaming my name.” “Slip those panties to the side and let me fuck you.” “I’m so fucking wet for you, baby.” “Lick up your mess, slut.”

[startersofroleplay]

Dorian Pavus Quotes Starters

“Did I stutter? Men, and the company thereof. As in sex. Surely you’ve heard of it.”

“Did everyone act like this when the sword was invented? ‘Oh, my blushing butt cheeks! Round up everyone who can use these pointy things and lock them away!’”

“I always smile. People like my smile, and they should! I have excellent teeth.”

“I knew you would break my heart, you bloody bastard.”

“I prefer the company of men. My father disapproves.”

“I wanted to see you make flowers bloom with your song, just once.”

“I’m here to set things right. Also? To look dashing. That part’s less difficult.”

“I’m too pretty to die!”

“Just once, we should enter a cave and see normal-sized spiders.”

“Look at this profile. Isn’t it incredible? I picture it in marble.”

“My arse should open up a shop! Apparently it’s quite prolific.”

“Pretty, in a haunting, ‘this archway might collapse on me at any moment’ way.”

“Selfish, I suppose, not to want to spend my entire life screaming on the inside.”

“Some of my best friends are murderers.”

“Stranger things have happened. It would take work. And soap. Lots and lots of soap.”

“What a lovely forest. Kind of makes you want to retch, yes?”

“While we’re sharing surprises, you’ve done a lot less dancing naked in the moonlight than expected.”

“You tried to change me.”

“You wanted the best for you! For your fucking legacy! Anything for that!”

“You’d be surprised at the credit my tongue gets me.”

[velocityborn-blog]

Kink Scenario Starters (Updated)

[sashas-den-archive]

quickerthanthespeedoflight:

Send me a symbol and I’ll write up a sexy (cliché) starter for our muses about one of the following:

🚬 = My muse is a bad boy/girl who’s decided they want your muse, even if it means playing dirty.

🍎 = My muse is a high school substitute teacher who keeps yours after school due to their behaviour in class.

🍾 = It’s the night of our muses one year anniversary. How will they celebrate it?

🚼 = Your muse is pregnant with my muse’s child, and is unbelievably horny from all the strange feeling associated with it.

👻 = After death tore them apart, my muse comes back from the dead as a spirit, determined to stay with your muse no matter what… whether they want it or not.

🏕 = Our muses go camping together for the weekend and are captivated by the romance of being alone under the stars.

🔪 = My muse is a psychotic serial killer who fell obsessively in love with your muse and kidnapped them so they could be together.

💋 = Our muses are involved in a torrid love affair behind the backs of their spouses.

🌕 = Your muse is a human who has caught the attention of my muse, an Alpha wolf, during mating season.

👮🏻 = My muse is a police officer who pulls yours over for speeding, and proceeds to take advantage of your muse’s fear of getting another ticket.

🐱 = Your muse is a rare animal-human hybrid that was purchased from an auction show and given to my muse as a pet.

🎤 = Our muses go to karaoke night at the bar and end up getting frisky with each other in the bathroom.

🐳 = My muse is a marine biologist and expert aquatic animal expert who meets yours while overseeing a live water-mammal show. It’s love at first sight for them both.

👪 = After marrying your muse’s mother/father/guardian, my muse has had enough of their bratty teenaged ways and decides to teach them a lesson.

👑 = It’s prom night, our muses were voted prom “royal couple” and had the first dance. There’s an after party where the drunk teens are all going to be hooking up, and they decide to go…

👽 = My muse is an alien who abducts yours for the purposes of experimentation on human copulation.

👠 = My muse is a prostitute that your muse has hired to take their virginity. Will it lead to something more than just one night…?

🎨 = An aspiring artist, my muse asks yours to model nude for a painting they want to create.

🏺= My muse is an Ancient Egyptian ruler who notices an attractive palace servant, and decides they want your muse as one of their many conquests.

❄️ = Our muses are on a friendly ski trip in the Swiss Alps, when a snowstorm knocks out the power and leaves them trapped in their cabin. How will they stay warm?

🛡 = Your muse on the heir to the country’s throne, and mine is their loyal knight and personal guard. Unbeknownst to the King, they are in a forbidden relationship behind closed palace doors.

🍼 = Our muses decide to act out a parent/child roleplaying fantasy they’ve always had.

🍹 = Our muses meet on a Caribbean cruise vacation that ends with them hooking up for a passionate sea voyage.

☎ = Our muses are on a relationship, but with my muse out of town, yours is left severely sexually frustrated and calls to ask when they are coming home. Phone sex ensures.

📸 = Your muse is an up-and-coming model, mine is a high-profile photographer in charge of taking shots for their portfolio.

🐚 = My muse is a merman/mermaid who saved your muse from drowning and then lures them in with a siren’s song…

🏈 = Your muse is the high school head cheerleader, mine is the captain of the football team.

🌾 = My muse is a rustic farmer interested in more than just selling products to your muse.

🚦= My muse is a Dom who has to punish your muse, the Sub, for disobeying orders.

🐾 = Your muse is an Omega in heat who catches the attention of my muse, the Alpha.

🍸 = Our muses go out to a club together as friends and end up having a drunk enough one night stand.

🍿= While at the movies together for date night, my muse gets bored and decides to have a little fun with your muse on the darkness of the theatre.

😷 = My muse is an attractive doctor who ends up giving your muse a very thorough checkup.

☠ = My muse is a pirate captain who takes your muse as his/her prize after seizing another crew’s boat.

[fyeahrpmemes-blog]

Reblog and see what color you get!

[Based on writing styles] White: I’m really shy to talk to you, but I would like to write with you sometime! Yellow: Your writing us great! Keep it up! Orange: I can hear ____’s voice when I read your writing! Pink: I like your writing, it just needs a little tweaking! [Specify] Red: I admire your writing and stories from afar. Just know I always read them. Maroon: Eh, your writing is ok. Magenta: I aspire to write like you. Purple: Your writing needs a little work. Violet: I wish you would write more. Aquamarine: Can you write a drabble between our two characters? Blue: You need to improve your writing Navy: I have a hard time understanding your writing. Gray: You should put more description into your writing. Black: Your writing is terrible. Silver: How are you not famous for your writing? O_O Brown: Your writing seems a little bleak. Would you like some tips or advice from me?

[gymratiisms]

It’s sexual sunday! Invade my muse’s privacy with all the dirty, naughty questions!

[those-crazy-meme-nights]

Send “Available Seat”and My Muse will come sit in Your Muse’s lap..

Likewise send “Seat Taken” for My Muse’s reaction to Your Muse sitting in their lap..

[therpmemesthething]

Send O///O to put a collar and leash around my muses neck.

[smutpromptsahoy]

Send me 🍠 to walk in on my muse masturbating!

[primushomicida-blog]

Send me ▲ and I'll reply with a sex gif of what my muse wants to do to/with yours

[rpsentencestarters]

Send me, "So... you wanna make out?" to see how my muse reacts.

[elegantevenstar]

Send me  “OH!”  to see how my muses reacts to yours walking in on them getting dressed.

Alternatively, send me “HEY!” for my muse walking in on yours.

[you-me-locked-ward]

If you find me to be INTIMIDATING in any way, anonymously send ☠ along with the reasons why.

[karzahnii]

I’m somewhat curious to see if anyone thinks that I, a chill dude, am intimidating

[monstergirlsinc]

Try to seduce my Muse.

Then they will respond and rate you:

Never been less turned on | Ugh no | I’d give you a try | Yes, yes, YES | I’M READY NOW DAMMIT

[chivalrousxhybrid-deactivated20]

Send me 'I want the K' and I'll generate a number (NSFW version)

[rpmememaker]

tacsuit:

1: Neck Nibble

2: Nipple Nibble

3: Licking Whipped Cream Off Body

4: Sucking A Body Part

5: Kiss With Tongue

6: Inner-thigh Kiss

7: Scratches

8: Hair pulling

9: Jawline biting

10: Belly-button Kiss

11: Tongue teasing

12: Striptease

13: Groping body part

14: Suck Along the Hips

15: Shower Kiss

16: Spooning

17: Naked massage

18: Pearl Necklace

19: Hand job

20: Any of the Above

21: Oral Sex

[rp-ask-box-memes-blog-blog-blog]

Send "Hot Water" for my muse's reaction to yours finding them in a hot spring. Or, send "The Water's Fine" for my muse's reaction to yours inviting them into a hot spring.

[voidalmemebin]

Send Me "Right Here" For A Public Sex Themed Sentence Starter!

1. "Come on, nobody's even looking"

2. "We should make a list of places to have sex"

3. "Stop it, I'm trying to watch the movie"

4. "I dare you to get on your knees right now"

5. "Just give me a little peek..."

6. "This place is pretty deserted, it's giving me ideas."

7. "Have you ever had sex in public."

8. "Can you remember all the dirty things we did last time we came here?"

9. "Meet me in the bathroom in five minutes."

10. "Think anyone would notice if I slipped my hand down your pants?"

11. "Stop grabbing my ass, people are looking."

12. "Shall we pull over? I know a great spot."

13. "Come on, I want to put on a show."

14. "I know a great club where we can do anything we want."

15. "I need you. Right now."

16. "Whats the weirdest place you've ever had sex?"

17. "Please? I'm really horny."

18. "I think this picnic needs spicing up a little."

19. "Lift up your shirt, let me see."

20. "I bet I could give you an orgasm without anyone noticing"

21. "You promised we could do it anywhere. So why not here?"

22. "How about we sneak off and go have our own fun?"

23. "You look so hot when you dance."

24. "Take your clothes off. Right here."

25. "Oops...I dropped my napkin"

26. "I don't think I can wait until we get home."

27. "Get up on the hood of the car so everyone can see."

28. "So...Have you ever had sex in a church?"

29. "Do you think anyone can see us from all the way up here?"

30. "Let me come in the changing room and help you out of that."

31. "You know what the best thing to do while camping is? Fuck."

32. "Is a playground at night a totally inappropriate place to fool around?"

33. "I need you to come in the supply closet and look at something."

34. "I don't want to go all the way home. Lets just do it here."

35. "You know...I've never actually had sex on a beach..."

36. "Lets just duck into the toilets. Nobody will know."

37. "What if we stayed in the department store until after closing and had sex."

38. "Just put your hand under the table and feel it."

39. "I wonder if we can have sex in Ikea without being caught."

40. "This ghost train is supposed to last half an hour. I wonder what we can do in that time.."

41. "Looks like we're stuck here. How about we fool around?"

42. "It's dark enough in here to get away with anything"

43. "How great would it be to have sex on the London Eye?"

44. "Who cares if everyones watching?"

45. "I know the catacombs are spooky, but how about we explore it in our own way?"

46. "I would love to look over the whole of Paris while making love to you."

47. "who knows how long we will be stuck in this lift. Might as well occupy ourselves."

48. "Are you really flashing me? Here, of all places?"

49. "Lets see how much fun we can have in the library without making any sound."

50. "I've always wanted to fuck on a yacht."