* ∘ ∙ — misc sentence starters (pt 3)
“revenge smells so sweet.”
“i know a few things about love. horrible, terrible, awful awful things”
“it’s not that they’re evil. they lack empathy & go into a dissassociative state & commit atrocities”
“oh, how the turntables”
“what a beautiful fucking day. nothing beats this shit”
“doctor called me sick. i said tru”
“local dumbass knew what they were getting themselves into & did it anyways”
“please have a curhs on me but also don’t cause that’s a lot of pressure”
“spongebob dies in infinity war”
“home is where i feel empty on a sunday”
“life ain’t all burritos & strippers my friend”
“well, that didn’t work”
“it really be like that sometimes”
“do you want salt with your answer?”
“you had sex how many times? yeah, that’s not technically a bromance”
“love is a neurochemical con job”
“i’m in love with you but you’re a little shit”
“i’m gay & also stronger than all of you, so don’t try any shit”
“it’s a shock every day to remember i’m cute & amazing”
“i don’t remember falling in love with you.”
“shit’s fucked up!”
“life is just a series of sidequests & grinding until you’re strong enough to fight your dad”
“my priorities aren’t straight & neither am i”
“birth is a curse & existence is a prison”
“i am often seized by the fatal need to have a pretty good time”
“hey there demons, it’s me, ya boy”
“shoutout to my depression ya stupid bitch”
“don’t talk to me.”
“i don’t friggin give a heck”
“what do you do when you’re crying again because women are so pretty”
