silly goober doing silly things

[baleful-meat-worm]

sorry if i see one more person writing smut about the canon ace character im going to peel my own skin off and waterboard someone with it

[voidcreaturee]

TRUE

[threedollarsdotcom]

> open up wallet

> full of blood

[burntundertones]

[voidcreaturee]

@entities-of-posts the spiral

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[voidcreaturee]

@robert-smirke-official the stranger

[voidcreaturee]

@loop-lover-central activation scritches i posted about earlier

[shiftythrifting]

Submission from sinclaire: I probably should submit the mannequin vault at my local thrift

[voidcreaturee]

stranger as hell!

[voidcreaturee]

my haul from a renfair

[loop-lover-central]

look at him! he is old as left 4 dead

Oh my goodness... Does he even know he's scrunklemaster 2000?

[voidcreaturee]

no he does not hes sleepy most of the time but if you give him scritches he activates

[charl0ttan]

eebie wa aboowa!! bababababbaa

[cryptotheism]

I don't care if this doesn't fit your blog "theme"

Signal boost. Always reblog.

[charl0ttan]

wawoo 🙂‍↕️

[robert-smirke-official]

I wouldnt touch the Desolation with a ten foot stick but I would fuck the Slaughter

Wait this is actually crazy

So destruction for the sake of causing pain is a no-go, but mindless killing without reason is fine? Hot, even? I need to study you in a lab

[corruption-connoisseur]

Getting studied... in a lab... ough... you need any corruption volunteers? I'll keep the spores contained I swear

[robert-smirke-official]

*poking you with a bristle broom* shoo! shoo! Darn corruption posters, always... eating out of my trash.

[elislion]

Do you need any eye volunteer? I swear i ill try to not watch you 24/7

[robert-smirke-official]

*eye twitches, extended sounds of brutal pipe murder echoing in the back of my head*

[mastercantdecide]

how do you feel about the vast. Do you like the sky. Do you like the sky. Do you l

[alilnerd]

Thoughts on the stranger?

[robert-smirke-official]

Balance, people, balance!! This is exactly what I was trying to warn everyone about...

[voidcreaturee]

what is balance if it will all end? it does not matter to the ticking clock how it rots and bleeds and watches when all fear is eventually fed to the end

[pillowspace]

Why are you evil and ominous?

I was fed sinister milk as a baby

[the-real-jonathan-sims]

it is night the archivist is up late doing followup on a statement

something climbs from a darkened corner catching him unaware it begins fiddling with one of the lights then notices him "why hello! do you realize archiving the terror and doing followup does not change anything? sure it keep them remembered but paper,tapes,data they all rot, and whats the point of documenting fear? why not something that will be looked on fondly after the fact?"

"I-" Jonathan looked fairly scared and startled by the appearance by the mysterious stranger "I- i dont know- because its my job? how did you get in here?!"

[voidcreaturee]

"i thought knowing was your whole job? anyways i got in here due to shadows though i am a bit dizzy from the presence of the watcher do you have any water?" the figure shifts it is now clear that it is made of an oily black tarlike liquid with a vauge form of a tall person with a hat the entirety of it is pockmarked with what appears to be stars "oh you must forgive me my name is ezra pleasure to meet you have you seen tim around?"

[the-real-jonathan-sims]

he turned on his tape recorder

"I dont think i have any water with me right now, so no.. and I havent seen Tim around. He's probably off with Sasha... those two hang around eachother alot I suppose." He shifted his position to get a better look at the newcomer in his office "Why are you here?"

[voidcreaturee]

"Oh im just checking on the archives in gertrudes time one of her assistants had an interaction with something that is similar to me and i figured if she survived it then one of the assistants would aswell" it shifts pulling something from its side "its not the exact same thing but it will be similar enough" it puts a book that apears to be on stargazing on the floor next to it "if you want my statement give the book to sasha or tim dont worry if either has a strong will it wont pull them in too deep"

[the-real-jonathan-sims]

he cringes slightly as Ezra pulls the book from his side "I would appreciate the statement- did you say pull them in? Thats a leitner isnt it?".

[voidcreaturee]

“Mhm pulls you toward the stars if you don’t stop staring you will become a constellation in the book that shall guide yet another into the stars”

while they say this the stars on her body start sparking “don’t worry these are not a fire hazard may stain a statement though I’m a creature of the vast blackness but if you want more information than send one assistant out for some field research”

[the-real-jonathan-sims]

"I will not be giving a leitner to my assistants. The book will be going to artifact storage. Now, if you would like to reccord the statement we can begin"

[voidcreaturee]

"well what did i say was a need if you wanted my statement?" she has taken up the book and opens it "or would you like a look yourself?"

[the-real-jonathan-sims]

"I-" He shouldn't. Jon what are you doing? You shouldn't! "I- i would like a look.."

[voidcreaturee]

"well theres not much point of looking at starcharts inside is there? ill leave you to it ill leave a bookmark on the page i looked at myself" ezra climbs back into the shadows leaving the book on the floor.

[the-real-jonathan-sims]

it is night the archivist is up late doing followup on a statement

something climbs from a darkened corner catching him unaware it begins fiddling with one of the lights then notices him "why hello! do you realize archiving the terror and doing followup does not change anything? sure it keep them remembered but paper,tapes,data they all rot, and whats the point of documenting fear? why not something that will be looked on fondly after the fact?"

"I-" Jonathan looked fairly scared and startled by the appearance by the mysterious stranger "I- i dont know- because its my job? how did you get in here?!"

[voidcreaturee]

"i thought knowing was your whole job? anyways i got in here due to shadows though i am a bit dizzy from the presence of the watcher do you have any water?" the figure shifts it is now clear that it is made of an oily black tarlike liquid with a vauge form of a tall person with a hat the entirety of it is pockmarked with what appears to be stars "oh you must forgive me my name is ezra pleasure to meet you have you seen tim around?"

[the-real-jonathan-sims]

he turned on his tape recorder

"I dont think i have any water with me right now, so no.. and I havent seen Tim around. He's probably off with Sasha... those two hang around eachother alot I suppose." He shifted his position to get a better look at the newcomer in his office "Why are you here?"

[voidcreaturee]

"Oh im just checking on the archives in gertrudes time one of her assistants had an interaction with something that is similar to me and i figured if she survived it then one of the assistants would aswell" it shifts pulling something from its side "its not the exact same thing but it will be similar enough" it puts a book that apears to be on stargazing on the floor next to it "if you want my statement give the book to sasha or tim dont worry if either has a strong will it wont pull them in too deep"

[the-real-jonathan-sims]

he cringes slightly as Ezra pulls the book from his side "I would appreciate the statement- did you say pull them in? Thats a leitner isnt it?".

[voidcreaturee]

“Mhm pulls you toward the stars if you don’t stop staring you will become a constellation in the book that shall guide yet another into the stars”

while they say this the stars on her body start sparking “don’t worry these are not a fire hazard may stain a statement though I’m a creature of the vast blackness but if you want more information than send one assistant out for some field research”

[the-real-jonathan-sims]

"I will not be giving a leitner to my assistants. The book will be going to artifact storage. Now, if you would like to reccord the statement we can begin"

[voidcreaturee]

"well what did i say was a need if you wanted my statement?" she has taken up the book and opens it "or would you like a look yourself?"

[the-real-jonathan-sims]

it is night the archivist is up late doing followup on a statement

something climbs from a darkened corner catching him unaware it begins fiddling with one of the lights then notices him "why hello! do you realize archiving the terror and doing followup does not change anything? sure it keep them remembered but paper,tapes,data they all rot, and whats the point of documenting fear? why not something that will be looked on fondly after the fact?"

"I-" Jonathan looked fairly scared and startled by the appearance by the mysterious stranger "I- i dont know- because its my job? how did you get in here?!"

[voidcreaturee]

"i thought knowing was your whole job? anyways i got in here due to shadows though i am a bit dizzy from the presence of the watcher do you have any water?" the figure shifts it is now clear that it is made of an oily black tarlike liquid with a vauge form of a tall person with a hat the entirety of it is pockmarked with what appears to be stars "oh you must forgive me my name is ezra pleasure to meet you have you seen tim around?"

[the-real-jonathan-sims]

he turned on his tape recorder

"I dont think i have any water with me right now, so no.. and I havent seen Tim around. He's probably off with Sasha... those two hang around eachother alot I suppose." He shifted his position to get a better look at the newcomer in his office "Why are you here?"

[voidcreaturee]

"Oh im just checking on the archives in gertrudes time one of her assistants had an interaction with something that is similar to me and i figured if she survived it then one of the assistants would aswell" it shifts pulling something from its side "its not the exact same thing but it will be similar enough" it puts a book that apears to be on stargazing on the floor next to it "if you want my statement give the book to sasha or tim dont worry if either has a strong will it wont pull them in too deep"

[the-real-jonathan-sims]

he cringes slightly as Ezra pulls the book from his side "I would appreciate the statement- did you say pull them in? Thats a leitner isnt it?".

[voidcreaturee]

“Mhm pulls you toward the stars if you don’t stop staring you will become a constellation in the book that shall guide yet another into the stars”

while they say this the stars on her body start sparking “don’t worry these are not a fire hazard may stain a statement though I’m a creature of the vast blackness but if you want more information than send one assistant out for some field research”

[the-real-jonathan-sims]

it is night the archivist is up late doing followup on a statement

something climbs from a darkened corner catching him unaware it begins fiddling with one of the lights then notices him "why hello! do you realize archiving the terror and doing followup does not change anything? sure it keep them remembered but paper,tapes,data they all rot, and whats the point of documenting fear? why not something that will be looked on fondly after the fact?"

"I-" Jonathan looked fairly scared and startled by the appearance by the mysterious stranger "I- i dont know- because its my job? how did you get in here?!"

[voidcreaturee]

"i thought knowing was your whole job? anyways i got in here due to shadows though i am a bit dizzy from the presence of the watcher do you have any water?" the figure shifts it is now clear that it is made of an oily black tarlike liquid with a vauge form of a tall person with a hat the entirety of it is pockmarked with what appears to be stars "oh you must forgive me my name is ezra pleasure to meet you have you seen tim around?"

[the-real-jonathan-sims]

he turned on his tape recorder

"I dont think i have any water with me right now, so no.. and I havent seen Tim around. He's probably off with Sasha... those two hang around eachother alot I suppose." He shifted his position to get a better look at the newcomer in his office "Why are you here?"

[voidcreaturee]

"Oh im just checking on the archives in gertrudes time one of her assistants had an interaction with something that is similar to me and i figured if she survived it then one of the assistants would aswell" it shifts pulling something from its side "its not the exact same thing but it will be similar enough" it puts a book that apears to be on stargazing on the floor next to it "if you want my statement give the book to sasha or tim dont worry if either has a strong will it wont pull them in too deep"

[the-real-jonathan-sims]

it is night the archivist is up late doing followup on a statement

something climbs from a darkened corner catching him unaware it begins fiddling with one of the lights then notices him "why hello! do you realize archiving the terror and doing followup does not change anything? sure it keep them remembered but paper,tapes,data they all rot, and whats the point of documenting fear? why not something that will be looked on fondly after the fact?"

"I-" Jonathan looked fairly scared and startled by the appearance by the mysterious stranger "I- i dont know- because its my job? how did you get in here?!"

[voidcreaturee]

"i thought knowing was your whole job? anyways i got in here due to shadows though i am a bit dizzy from the presence of the watcher do you have any water?" the figure shifts it is now clear that it is made of an oily black tarlike liquid with a vauge form of a tall person with a hat the entirety of it is pockmarked with what appears to be stars "oh you must forgive me my name is ezra pleasure to meet you have you seen tim around?"

[voidcreaturee]

haii need a place to actually get tomadachi life living the dream emulated

i need a download that is not popups galore and such