i wanna eat d20s

this is my dnd sideblog for my dnd crimes 

[milfkarlmarx-deactivated2021081]

there is actually a correct way to play dnd

[milfkarlmarx-deactivated2021081]

the dm is also a player and i need everyone to understand this. you cant just expect them to do everything they should be having fun as well even if they have put more work into the sessions like its so much more fun and refreshing to play with people who carry on conversations with npcs, roleplay long scenes amongst themselves and like Initiate things without me having to step in!!! im not gonna do everything for you!! engage with me but dont expect me to play the game for you

[milfkarlmarx-deactivated2021081]

i run/ran so many games where people are just not paying attention to me "tell me when its my turn" is the worst thing to say ever, and like its so bad to watch people joke amongst themselves and just ask me for directions or how hot a character is

[rabdoidal]

anyway i had a really stupid idea, tag me if you end up making a character/illustration using this!

[cheaphalloweencostume]

not to get mad nerdy but I just discovered tabletopaudio.com and I’m fuckin losing it

this person (people?) goes about making 10 minute long loopable ambient noise tracks for every imaginable setting (docks, taverns, forests, airships, spaceships, office buildings, sewers, EVERYTHING) and has over a hundred tracks to offer, and on top of that if none of them suit you there’s a huge feature called soundpad where you can mix and match from their set of hundreds of individual sound effects and music clips to make your own ambient background track

holy shit dudes

[cheaphalloweencostume]

I did a little further reading on his about and the guy running this is just a dad with two kids who like playing tabletops with him and he had the composition and musical training to start making soundtracks for his games then decided to spread that to the world for absolutely free, he even welcomes you to use his tracks in your works (podcasts, videos etc) and is open to being hired for custom tracks

I love him

[mr-reblogbutton-archived]

"I got out of bed today

Swear to God I couldn't see my face

I got out of bed today, staring at a ghost"

Percy deRolo exists for all my venting and trauma time feelings :')

[voidefish]

making my roll20 token for my wereboar a piggy bank because someone needs fill these huge clown shoes

[your-turn-to-role]

underrated fjord moments: ranting at the group while gesturing with a fish he accidentally bought out of social awkwardness

[cranesofibycus]

Underrated both for Travis’ commitment and for everyone else going full ‘yes, and’ in response.

[someemochick]

[coehellacanth]

I’m—I’m traveling around with the boner squad and I never get to just say—what I’m feeling—I have emotions! It’s not all abra-ca-fuck-you and what have you—I have a beating heart! I’m multi-dimensional! I’m a fully realized creation! FUCK!!

—Walt Whitman

[aurorajay]

Tada! Dye-painted wool felt cape, part of my emperor moth comission.

[maturiin]

molly i love you

[annazees]

Calming tea

[shingojira]

[farvann]

Made a quick kenku design

[hwainio]

BABY KOOOOOO! I don’t know why I didn’t think of this earlier.

[voidefish]

SNOWY OWL KENKU/AARAKOCRA WIZARD/CLERIC???///

[mspainttaz]

Summertime by orville peck has been on loop for three days straight  so heres a self indulgent davenport

[i.d.  A drawing of davenport dressed like a cowboy and sprawled out in a field of flowers. davenport is a gnome with pink hair, large ears, blue eyeliner, and a long tail with pink hair at the end. his clothes are all black. he wears a jacket, pants and boots in western style with silver accents. he’s posed with one hand on his stomach, the other thrown above his head. a black cowboy hat sits next to the hand next to his head. the flowers around him are pink, orange, yellow and red. several are on him as if hes buried in their mass. in the first image streaks of sunlight and shadows from clouds light the scene. one of his eyes is closed against the sun and the other stares upwards. the second image is the same as the first but mirrored. in it the lighting suggests it’s now late evening. both of davenport’s eyes watch glowing orbs that may be lightning bugs fly about him. end i.d.]

[c-kiddo]

them clerics, man 🍭🐌🌿

(these are kinda for my highschool au btw :-0 )