whatever you wear always dress to kill

[guooey]

[vinceaddams]

“lives in my head rent-free” is such a strange expression. Does anything in your head actually pay rent?

[defectivegembrain]

the little mouse who lives in my frontal lobe is my only source of income

[limerental]

watching hannibal in the daytime is like ok the screen is black

[limerental]

Literally I can't see shit except for my own plants reflected in the background

[1st-1]

Moon, Jupiter and 4 of its Moons.

[thecyndimistuff]

my English prof teaching abt cover letters today and me trying not to bring up the luke skywalker cover letter post:

[thecyndimistuff]

@serialreblogger​ here you go:

[lolotehe]

[myfairylily]

[babyanimalgifs]

“Fun fact! Baby elephants, much like human babies, aren’t able to fully control their trunks because their motor skills haven’t fully developed so they plunge their face into the water to drink =)

Although this cutie is obviously playing lol 😍” 

(Source)

[shutyourmoustache]

La-HA! hit me like a fucking drug.

[gingerswagfreckles]

WAIT THIS IS A REAL PLACE????????!

[gingerswagfreckles]

[podcastwizard]

guys i have BEEN to this restaurant and i just want to let you know that when you order and say like “i am grounded” the waiters have to reply “ok, you are grounded.”

[kaumnyakte]

[lesbiansandgayssupporttheminers]

Satire is dead

[myimaginarybrooklyn]

Denizler Kitabevi Bookshop in Istanbul, specializing in antique maps and maritime books.

[the-bright-path-deactivated2021]

[theocseason4]

[solitarelee]

[Transcript: a young woman with long blonde hair is speaking directly into the camera. 

“I’m gonna tell you guys something that honestly changed my life for good. So if you’re in college, and live in a dorm or an apartment, there’s a good change that a lot of people living in your dorm or apartment have an Alexa. And if you go into the hallway and yell loud enough... I’ll just show you the rest.” 

The girl is now standing in a dorm hallway. She yells at the top of her lungs: 

“Alexa! Play Fireflies!” 

There is a moment of quiet where several Alexas responding can be faintly heard. After a few seconds, Fireflies by Owl City begins to play loudly, followed a few seconds later by another starting up, then another, then another as the woman begins to walk down the hall, smiling and laughing, to a growing cacophony of Fireflies by Owl City. 

End transcript.]

[milkygastrobones]

@secret--psalms--saturn

[zenosanalytic]

[violetta-mondarev]

[harmonicstupidity]

[daysundoing]

[chaoschalcedony]

[harmonicstupidity]

[daysundoing]

[chaoschalcedony]

[kropotkindersurprise]

December 15 2019 - The UFC’s biggest MAGA piece of shit (other than president Dana White) Colby Covington just had a title fight against Nigerian immigrant champion Kamaru Usman. During the fight Colby got his jaw broken, got knocked out in the last round and then proceeded to literally run away during the champ’s victory announcement. [video]/[video]/[video]

[kropotkindersurprise]

“This fight is greater than me just beating up a guy that’s talking a lot of shit. This fight means a lot to me, so when I get a chance to put my hands on this guy let’s just know it’s the wrath of every single immigrant that has stepped foot in this country.” - Kamaru Usman

[bruhmanfromthefifflo-deactivate]

Happy Black History Month

[g22volley-deactivated20220315]

[tennant]

It seems to me there’s so much more to the world than the average eye is allowed to see. I believe, if you look hard, there are more wonders in this universe than you could ever have dreamt of.

Doctor Who - Vincent and The Doctor

[katya-zamos]

ENDLESS KATYA GIFS ✩ 4/∞