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krobelus

caroldanversenthusiast

an icon, literally an icon

homo-sex-shoe-whale

I find it so funny how us lesbians just full on claimed Thor and Hozier. They’re ours now.

coffeemon

yongddun-ie

🌈❤️Here we go LeSbiaNs!!! ❤️🌈

z-a-d-r-i

“I don’t care about dumb weed jokes,” I said naively, before I saw this

teesadutta

3.25.19

psychoetheric

straight dude: what if my d&d character was like really violently homophobic. not because i am but like it would be dark and edgy

me: (internally) oscar wilde was right

psychoetheric

in reference to this quote (tho he was also just right in general)

klaw

the year is 2023, marie kondo holds j*ff b*zos by the skin on the back of his neck in front of a public gathering

“does this one spark joy?” she shouts at the restless audience, they boo in response

she snaps his spine like .5mm mechanical pencil lead and throws his lifeless corpse to the crowd, they cheer in response

mewsicalmiss

Please tell me this is our timeline

nale-gunn

i did a redraw

the-scandyfactory

owawaaa

Oh….. huge.. mood..

programaticallydelicious

This is a neutral post

Feel free to stop here and rest before journeying to the posts below.

apooooorva

seriousfic

It probably really irritates Wonder Woman when the Justice League is getting shot at and she has to do the Robot to block bullets with her bracelets–meanwhile Clark is just standing there, bullets bouncing off his chest. He’s not even wearing armor. His mom just sewed some of his old baby blankets together and he’s making it work.

And she has to lug a shield around just so, like, fucking muskets can’t kill her. Like if someone shoots an arrow at her, she needs to block that, or she’ll die, apparently.

So just off-screen there, picture Superman just casually strolling by. “Hey, you, uh, you need some help there? Wanna stand behind me? I have this cape, it blocks bullets too.”