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Lauren. 20. Canada. Confused.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[owlmylove]

when ur drunk any bathroom is a save point

[owlmylove]

i have no memory of posting this

[birdsnestbegone]

OP died and respawned before they posted this

[mjalti]

Vegetables are delicious, u guys just don’t know how to cook

[thoughtsblunteddd]

Big facts.

[thatsthat24]

It Knows the Power It Wields 🖨

[just-shower-thoughts]

A vanilla soy latte is a type of 3-bean soup.

[monsterlets]

[animalwoonz]

Instagram: @animalwoonz

[katsen13]

He looks like he’s trying so hard to be a fearsome bird of prey and I’m so proud of him even if he wasn’t successful.

[one-of-the-birds]

Tiny fluff ball of DEATH

[calligrafiti]

He fierce!

[sixpenceee]

Downward force created by a pigeon’s wings. (Source)

[headofspectre-deactivated202101]

Don’t bullshit me you summoned a Shadow Pidgeon

[theclothdiary-deactivated201812]

This is cool as fuck

[whitepeopletwitter]

[madamladydunlavey]

The struggle

[espikvlt]

literally me at the supermarket earlier LMAO

[mcavoy]

THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW dir Jim Sharman

[taysanimaladventures]

I go to take Mac (Asian water monitor) out for a tour and since he’s sopping wet I want to towel him off. My boss gave me a towel with the Minions on it for this task.

So when I’m first taking him out he freezes. I’m thinking, “okay, is he stuck?” and help him down. Then I see he’s clamped onto the towel.

Eh??? Did someone wipe up rat juice with that towel? I thought it was clean. He won’t let go. I holler for my boss. “Oh sorry I forgot.” Forgot what?

“He hates the Minions. He always does that to this towel.”

So I’m explaining to the tour trying not to keel over laughing the reason we can’t take Mac out is because of his hatred for the Minions.

He eventually let go for a cockroach but that was a good 10 minutes of latching and whipping the towel. I feel you, man. I hate them too.

[filmnoirsbian]

Is there rly any softer scene than when o'malley sees duchess and falls in love with her at first sight in the aristocats, complimenting her at every turn and climbing into a cherry blossom tree to make the flower petals snow gracefully down on her? How dreamy 🥀💕

[filmnoirsbian]

This Is Love 😍😍

[phantoms-lair]

Not to mention when he found she had kids, he was thrown for a second, then proceeded to not only still help her, but dote on them too.

[pitviperofdoom]

“Not all men” you’re right, Abraham DeLacey Giuseppe Casey Thomas O’Malley would never.

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

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[missfiney]

watching your titties get sucked on is therapeutic

[thatonebl0nde-deactivated202006]

Doing the titty sucking is therapeutic

[moodymoody]

couples therapy

[castalyne]

ROSES ARE RED

I LIKE LONG WALKS ON BEACHES,

[sosuperawesome]

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