[zendeyas]

Zendaya wearing MATIERES – New York premiere of The Odyssey

[deadrlngers]

the art of touch in Crash (1996), dir. David Cronenberg.

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[neelyowhora]

[gothredy]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

funniest sound in the world is a cat smacking shit hard as fuck with their little stupid paw

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i saw a cat with an honest to god balled-up fist getting ready to hit someone the other day and it made me laugh so hard i cried

[cheaphalloweencostume]

get their ass little man

[steelycunt]

imagine this heat and you roll over in bed an there’s some cunt there next to you. bruv id be inconsolable

[07121998]

[5weekdays]

my doctor told me i have to do PT this fucking sucks

[5weekdays]

these exercises are sooo monotonous like i keep walking down the same hallway over and over 🙄

[5weekdays]

who was that.

[5weekdays]

the fucking fetus in the sink won't accept my insurance

[dogpuppy]

[im-in-your-mind]

[robberofpearl]

Iron Heart

Atelier Versace haute couture fw 97, Christian Dior haute couture ss 98, Jean Paul Gaultier haute couture fw 03, Enfants Riches Déprimés rtw fw 24

Sourced from Pinterest

[pissvortex]

Mobster, pointing a gun at my head: Any last words kid

Me: I actually like to use women's deodorant because the stuff for men dries out my skin and smells like harsh chemicals

*BANG*

(3 hours later, at Walmart)

(Mobster holding Dove Advance Care in the deodorant aisle)

Hmm...

[angels-all-sin]

“ask me about” button PNGs credit not necessary but appreciated!

[kushblazer666]

[weepingwidar]

Mary Herbert (British, 1988) - We Could Shift (2021)

[mlarayoukai-archive]

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care