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Bisexual girlboy. Also I don't tag shit lol. Also also might reblog suggestive stuff, just a heads up. eevyerndracaneon stole me :( 💙 Icon by quins-makeshift-menagerie Banner by eevyerndracaneon

[theconfusedanimal]

buncha ko-fis for @volpurr! WAGGLE WAGGLE WAGGLE WAGGLE WAGGLE god the Balatro update is going to make me lose my fucking boyfriend again

[volpurr]

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[theconfusedanimal]

me and my boyfriend (@volpurr) want to GET OUTTA THIS HOUSE!!! If you're interested in anything I've got to offer, hmu! Please reblog this to spread it ouuu

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[doubleca5t]

Hollywood truly does always take the wrong lesson from its success stories

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[mwg-drwg]

Please stop he is drowning.....

[pocket-deer-belly]

Gone forever

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[miyoria]

australia has created something unknowable. scientists are trying to figure out what the fuck it is but they have no fucking idea what it is

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[theconfusedanimal]

Updated prices! Only took me a few months /silly

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[the-lumpfish-queen]

[epicsause-official]

on sharing one's opinons

[theehorsepusssy]

[sacred-portal]

[dogpuppy]

[traaansfem]

joining a follycule and making bad decisions together

[shadowblade8192]

joining a jollycule and making joyous decisions together

[ozzyuncia]

Joining a hollycule and ooh ow owie poky branches and yucky poison berries

[dragongirlsweetie]

i do think oil executives should be considered mass murderers and treated as such. they knew this was going to happen

[lollytea]

[omnipotina]

Settle a bet.

Who wins in a fight?

Kronk

Gaston

Voting ended onSep 7, 2023

[beemojis]

soooo true bestie

[wintermoth]

NO ONE GETS THEIR ASS BEAT IN A POLL LIKE GASTON

[whosname]

[id. A twitter post by @/Bennieeexyz Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption. Me: He can't file anything. He has paws. Clerk: You can file on his behalf. Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat." Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten. Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve? Vet: On what grounds? Me: He's a cat. Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings." Me: Perfect. Sent it in. Got another rejection. "Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court." My roommate thought this was hilarious. Roommate: Felix is going to jail. Me: This is serious. Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens. Decided that was actually the only option left. Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters. Checked in at the courthouse. Clerk: Name? Me: Felix Martinez. Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix? Me: Yes. Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat. Me: I've been saying that for six weeks. Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption? Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats. Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card. For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was. Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud. Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent. Roommate: That's what they all say. Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now. Fitting end to his legal career. end id]

[zegalba]

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