Voltron 99

Incorrect Quotes Abound

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Axca: Wow, you've pissed off a lot of people.

Lotor: Well, that's what happens when you live out loud.

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Keith: You wiped out hard.

Lance: It wasn't so much a wipe out as it was a controlled power fall.

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Lance: Bing-pot!! Nope, I was gonna say bingo and then I was like jackpot's better but then it was too late, I was halfway through the word.

Hunk: Bingpot works! It's taking off!

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Lance: Care to sit? I'm sure you'd like to take some weight off your cloven hooves.

Lotor: Calling me the devil? How original.

Lance: Actually I was calling you a goat. You goat.

[voltron-99]

Allura: Now get me Haggar! And a bucket of water. It's time to melt a witch.

[voltron-99]

Lotor: I see you got an audience for this little stunt.

Lance: Yes, well, who wouldn't want to see a man fight a crocodile.

[voltron-99]

Lance: Hi, Lance Mcclain, the human form of the 100 emoji.

[voltron-99]

Allura: Shiro and I were talking last night...

Lance: Pillow-talk alert! Spooning or face-to-face?

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Keith: Step 1, put a delicious pie in the fridge and cover it with poison.

Hunk: That's step 1? What's step 2?

Keith: Tell their widows they were thieves.

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Hunk: Oh my God, Allura that’s so cool that you lived here with your grandmother.

Allura: I live alone! This is my stuff. I like quilts.

Hunk: Stop...each sentence is getting sadder.

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Matt: The greatest thing that could ever happen has just happened.

Pidge: The girl who beat you for high school valedictorian died?

[voltron-99]

Keith: I specifically said "no shorts."

Hunk: Keith, it's not my fault. You said so many things about shorts, I got confused

[voltron-99]

Shiro: I know you'd all rather be in your rooms binge-watching media content...

Lance: Ohhh! I just started the second season of "Media Content". No spoilers.

[equalistmako]

Keith’s life is pain

[voltron-99]

Lance: So talk to me Pidge, how are we lookin'?

Pidge: Sexy, but not like we're trying to, but like, sure we're trying, but it's almost effortless?

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Lance: Start taking care of yourself again! I miss those gross, overly large muscles!

Shiro: Lay off my body, dude! I clearly got some stuff to work through!

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Shiro: It was a sealed window on the 5th floor. You could have just gone in the door with Hunk!

Lance: Yeah, but then what would my catchphrase have been? "Knock knock, who's there, justice?"