voltron quotes

voltron, except its things my friends and i have said because why tf not

[voltronbutitsmyfriends]

“oh, there’s lance. i gotta go stab him.”

—keith

[voltronbutitsmyfriends]

shiro: you have long legs

lance: no

lance: i have thicc legs

[voltronbutitsmyfriends]

“fuck yeah im special! that’s how god made me, thanks.”

—allura, yelling at lotor

[voltronbutitsmyfriends]

hunk: what’s an anal cavity?

pidge: i-

lance: wait, you have cavaties in your butt?!

keith:

pidge:

keith:

pidge: yes. exactly.

[voltronbutitsmyfriends]

“sometimes i’m not so good at words, so i just scream really loud.”

—pidge, after screaming really loudly

[voltronbutitsmyfriends]

yes, my friend did make this about herself, me, and another individual.

and yes, i did immediately edit it for this page, because please tell me this isn’t something lance would do.

[voltronbutitsmyfriends]

*keith and lance wresting in the hall, their fight bumps into pidge*

lance: PIDGE! HIT KEITH FOR ME! RIGHT ON THE HEAD!!

pidge:

pidge: *goes to hit lance*

lance: *ducks just in time* WRONG PERSON!!

[voltronbutitsmyfriends]

instagram!!

yeah yeah we made an instagram to post these... things, but tumblr will always see it first 🤧 anyways, the username is @ voltronbutitsmyfriends, same thing over here! go give it a follow and we’ll follow you back uwu

i hope that got your attention hehe

[voltronbutitsmyfriends]

romelle: hey pidge, did you put the thing on your thing?

pidge:

pidge:

romelle: ???

pidge: the what on my what?

[voltronbutitsmyfriends]

lance: pidge

pidge: yes?

lance: you know how people call their lovers or whatever “daddies”?

pidge: yes...

lance: do lesbians call their daddies “mommies”?

pidge:

lance:

pidge: that’s actually a really good question

[voltronbutitsmyfriends]

allura: how many advil should i take?

pidge: life fucking sucks, take five

allura:

allura: okay

[voltronbutitsmyfriends]

romelle: ugh my head hurts

hunk: do you want an advil?

keith: advil is for pussies

[voltronbutitsmyfriends]

romelle: do you guys like my beach shirt?

romelle: its says “a good day at the beach ends with sandy toes and a sun kissed nose”!

pidge:

romelle: *giggles*

romelle: i feel five!

pidge: you are five.

[voltronbutitsmyfriends]

“i’m not gay, but you are.”

—lance, defensively, to keith

[voltronbutitsmyfriends]

allura: quiznak!

lance: did you just say... wet nap?

[voltronbutitsmyfriends]

*twelve year old keith at the garrison*

keith: hey uh have you ever heard of mcr?

kinkade: uhh no?

keith: *visibly offended* oh uh haha its, uh... it’s dumb anyways i dont even know why i asked uh...

kinkade: alright...

[voltronbutitsmyfriends]

pidge: i heard keith got called angsty today?

coran: what does angsty mean?

pidge: emo? or something like that i dunno

shiro: sounds like lance

lance: *turns around, dramatically gasps* i am NOT emo!