Shiro + Adam’s dates: a saga
-going to red lobster. Not to eat, but to watch the lobsters fight in the tank
-watching the Emoji Movie in theaters and spending $300 on popcorn, Coca Cola, milkshakes, nachos, hot dogs and m&ms
-Flirting w/ Starbucks baristas to get free drinks for each other
Shiro: I wanted almond milk
Adam: and I wanted cheesecake factory but here we are broke ass
-watering Adam’s mom’s tomato garden in exchange for 15 minutes in the jacuzzi
-getting trapped in an elevator and making out for 3 hours then realizing neither one of them pressed any buttons
-driving 867 miles into the wilderness to look at Shiro’s favorite tree, then carving “❤️A.W.+T.S.❤️” into the bark
-olive garden, to test how much cheese a waiter will grate before giving up
Some poor server, grating parmesan: say when :)
The Server, in tears: sir please my wrist and my job are on the line
-throwing water balloons and Keith and Pidge’s tree house (Adam’s secret excuse to assert his dominance over Keith)
Keith, dripping wet, releasing a barrage of Pidge’s science fair rocks: I’ll see you in hell, four eyes
Adam, getting the garden hose ready: tell em who sent you and kiss your ass goodbye
-flipping through all 4238 cable channels and taking a shot every time a straight white couple kisses
-visiting the World War III museum and responding to everything with “this is so sad Alexa can we assassinate capitalists”
-adopting 26 cats from the animal shelter despite Adam being allergic
Adam, eyes watering and skin breaking out in hives: 3 of these look just like your brother lmao
Shiro: I got him here too
Shiro: baby are u sure ur okay
-thiefing whole ass traffic lights and stop signs
-motorcycle rides going 90 mph on the highway after midnight
-a picnic in the middle of the mountains, in a field of Indian paintbrush and dyer’s woad. This is where, stuttering, Shiro tells Adam he loves him. Wine drunk, they fall asleep in each other’s arms.
Shiro, blindfolded: this is kinky
Adam: not the time, Takashi
Shiro: where are we going
Adam: you’ll see baby ;)))))
*he takes off the blindfold to reveal Chuck E Cheese*
Adam: happy birthday my love
Adam: I know you never got to come here as a kid so
Shiro, in tears: you’re the best boyfriend in the world
Adam, singing in falsetto: and at last I see the liiiiiiight
Shiro, with the stupidest biggest grin: shut up you’re so corny
*writing wishes on their paper lanterns*
Adam: what did you wish for takashi
Shiro, blushing: a lifetime with you ❤️ 💕😍😘😍❤️
Shiro: why,??? what did you write ;)))
Adam, immediately yeeting the lantern that says “God better gimme the ass I deserve” into the air: it’s a secret ;^)))
-Sneaking into the Garrison prom to slow dance :
Adam, with his head on Shiro’s chest: Takashi?
Adam: can I ask you something
Shiro, sweating through his tux: 💓 sure
Adam: what color is your toothbrush
Shiro:…….. We live together
Shiro: it’s red you walnut
Adam: just like my undying love for you
Keith, materializing between them: save room for Jesus you thirsty bastards
-IHOP at 3am to share a stack of chocolate mousse pancakes and talk shit about other pilots
-laser tag, in which Adam hands Shiro his own ass
Shiro: not after what you did
Adam: I won fair and square
Shiro: you’re a total idiot if you think I’ll let you even touch me
Adam: win me that giant sloth
Shiro: alright but I need your help
Shiro: Im gonna put cotton candy in your hair and while you freak out and distract the guy I’ll sneak around the tent and grab the prize
-Shiro does however wins Adam a my little pony after destroying the strength tester with the power of his gay powered muscles and big dick energy. Adam repays him with a kiss at the top of the ferris wheel
-after a particularly bad finals week they go clubbing to get fucking wasted. In the morning Shiro wakes up with a broken ring pop on his finger. Adam, still passed out, has one too. Neither remembers what happened but maybe it’s meant to be.
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