[volturri]

edward cullen’s favorite ninja turtle is raphael

[volturri]

jasper pretends he likes classical music like edward but when sometimes he'll go into the woods where he's sure his family can't hear and listen to country music

[odairannies]

female awesome meme; 5/10 ladies in movies: alice cullen (twilight saga) “no one dressed by me ever looks like an idiot.” 

[kaquiche]

bella saves edward again but this time to take me to church (subway version) which makes me go absolutely feral every time please listen to it. inspired by this tiktok my friends sent me and i absolutely had to make it a reality

edits masterlist

[volturri]

HAUNTED (taylor’s version) is legit SOOOOO new moon coded

[dailytxf]

the x files 3.10

[volturri]

any twilight fans up

[edwardserectiledysfunction]

I’ll never understand why edward didn’t have a bed. On god if i had to be alive literally Forever, I would never leave bed!!!!

[volturri]

bro too busy trying to get pussy 😭

[edwardserectiledysfunction]

“Hi Bella” Alice kiss me rn

[whotube-comments]

the line between attraction and gender envy is very thin

[edwardserectiledysfunction]

I may hate Edward Cullen but at least he’s pro choice.

[volturri]

hi twilight fandom

[edwardserectiledysfunction]

“I’ve killed people before” Ok did i ask

[volturri]

hi lol how are u guys

[anakin-skywalker]

Rosalie Hale + Outfits

[moved-samojimi]

an infinite list of celebrity crushes: [04/?] Robert Pattinson (from Twilight)

[shanemcutcheons]

Death is peaceful… easy. Life is harder.