one for sorrow, two for joy

whiskey //19// she/her //

[fartbong-rewritten]

Homer Simpson Smoking Out Of Flappy Bird - MicroSoft Paint on Computer (2025)

[soracities]

"Absolutely no one comes to save us but us."

Ismatu Gwendolyn, "you've been traumatized into hating reading (and it makes you easier to oppress)", from Threadings, on Substack [ID'd]

[paper-mario-wiki]

HEY wanna read but annoyed on where to find copies of books?

Here's an archive with millions of PDFs of books and papers and magazines and essays and stuff.

[meltedgarment]

I've been looking for such archives, thanks

[fealty-to-thee]

you’ve been traumatized into hating reading (and it makes you easier to oppress).

i was not going to publish this essay because i don’t like to yell but here the fuck i am.

the first link broke, here you go

[doglover43-deactivated20250923]

take your kids to work day!!

[a-book-of-creatures]

Let’s herd some ungulates with mama

[woefullobster]

let's tussle with mama

[azaleatheanteater]

lets be heavily armored with mama

[cookietastic]

We need to bring back the athletics body type post

[cookietastic]

This one

[cookietastic]

Tumblr has 10+ image limit had to add these on too

[coldcrashpictures]

This photoshoot unlocked something in me the first time I saw it. The idea that EVERY body here is what "peak physical condition" looks like.

[swagvo1d]

neon tetras

[lycaniums-room]

*makes another silly little poster*

[lastoneout]

I've ranted in the tags of this post before but I just want to show off the most radicalizing display of how evil golf courses are I've ever seen!! This is in Tucson, Arizona. One of the biggest public parks in town, which contains baseball fields and a rose garden and a public pool and the ENTIRE zoo is HALF THE SIZE OF THE GOLF COURSE NEXT DOOR. Ignoring the fact that we live in a Fucking Desert and are constantly being reminded by the government to conserve water while this fucking MONSTROCITY is allowed to exist, I just cannot get over how goddamn evil it is that the people in this city are given one half the space the golf course is.

And the park is crowded, btw!! There are ALWAYS hundreds of people there having birthday parties and taking quinceañera and prom photos, the zoo is really popular, Tucson Pride usually sets up at the park, and there's an outdoor amphitheater and a baseball field and a huge dog park and several playgrounds and two beautiful ponds, but nah rather than prioritize all that a golf course that probably sees a fraction of the traffic is allowed to take up SO MUCH SPACE. And actually, recently the Tucson Zoo wanted to expand--which is understandable, it's a VERY small zoo--but rather than try to target the golf course the city almost decided to give like a fourth of THE PARK to them because we should just fuck over the thousands of people who use this beloved public space daily rather than for a single second consider that the golf course is a fucking unethical waste of space and water that should not be allowed to exist.

Golf is a fucking plague and I would do anything to see this space converted into anything else. It's so big you could expand the park, the zoo, AND probably build a bunch of affordable housing no problem. But no, sorry the rich fucks in this town have to waste loads of water keeping a bunch of GRASS alive in the SONORAN DESERT so they can fuck around all day while the rest of us have to be happy with what space we're allowed all the while living in fear that the city will just decide to give a bunch of it away.

Fuck golf.

[etz-ashashiyot]

Happy freedom weekend to all who celebrate!

[heckinpupperino]

lets be pointy with mama

[pinkdovess]

this meme is so niche

[obscenicon]

[duckdotcom]

[dogin8]

just found out people are using "I have aphantasia" as a justification for AI generated art.

I am going to kill someone

[dogin8]

My belief is that a large portion of the people using AI generated art and defending it's use are the same people that never valued art as a skill or acknowledge the amount of time and effort that goes into it.

And through this, those same people have come to the conclusion that Artistic talent is just something some people are born with, like as if there are people who are born with the ability to make art, and there are people who are not.

And because they've never valued art, they have never pursued it, so lack any of the skills to make the art they want to see, and now that you can make this AI generated art, they feel entitled to use it because they believe that they're incapable of creating art only through chance. And this is why you keep seeing these empty justifications like "It lets disabled people make art" "I don't have time to make art" "I have aphantasia"

Meanwhile in the real world, people with disabilities have always made art, people with no time for anything have always made art, people with aphantasia have always made art.

It's the biggest skill issue in history

[blancadiabla]

[runcibility]

If you’re having a bad day, just remember that someone somewhere is seeing Safety Tips From Anubis for the very first time.

[xx-am3thyst-4st3r-xx]

That person is me

[djadjamankh]

as an egyptologist, this fake egyptian bothered me so much. so i fixed it.

basic pronunciation followed by egyptological transcription in parentheses and translation in quotation marks.

frame 1: inek inpu (i̓nk i̓npw), “I am Anubis”

frame 2, poison: em wenem (m wnm), “do not eat”

frame 3, smoke detector: pa-yee pu em khenem khety (pꜣy pw m ḫnm ḥty), “this is for smelling smoke”

frame 4: ah-sh pa-yee tchen yot khena ta-yee tchen mawt (ꜥš pꜣy.ṯn i̓t ḥnꜥ tꜣy.ṯn mwt), “call your father and your mother”

frame 5: ankh wedja seneb (ꜥnḫ wḏꜣ snb), “live, prosper, and be healthy” ← like egyptian “farewell”

[vio-marks]

[cookiethebirddoll]

sorry that i moaned when you mentioned the longnose gar

[goodlouse]

don’t forget your pills!

[willgrahamscock]

what I think will happen if I message my mutuals