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a new updated and significantly worse version of The Game (sorry) directed at a specific subset of chronically online people has infact been circling since the mid-2010s. and it is lost when one fumbles while attempting to plug their phone in to charge at night

ceruleanheaven

honestly given my parents whole [gestures vaguely] i am actually incredibly well adjusted

sagaspell

on the topic of that video game anniversaries post, my nephew recently told me he was getting into vintage gaming and then whipped out fucking phantom hourglass, killing me instantly

wizardarchetypes

i like telling him about how i used to feed him formula when he was a tiny baby tucked into my left arm and i balanced the bottle in his mouth against my chin while i used my right hand to roleplay vampires on neopets.com and code my myspace page and he’s like ‘ok old man’

flikkerij

i will do ANYTHING but work on my essay apparently

semutamusic

cyancees

yaoi between two beautiful knights who keep ending up fighting each other but it turns out both of them are pretending to be men in order to be knights so its actually secret beautiful butch yuri. picture this

cyancees

one is the handsome gentlemanly princely type with long hair riding on a white horse that all the ladies fawn over, the other is the badass grim bulky type with scars and a scowl and a big ass broadsword who always aura farms in the corner of the tavern alone

cyancees

yep exactly

bunniope

if you want pluto to be a planet so bad get out there and fuck it with your penis so it gets big and pregnant. otherwise don't talk to me about it

everentropy

@need-him-pregnant-poll

I don't think Pluto is "male" but this feels like it falls under the same umbrella

byjove

imagine stepping off a remote island in the Northern Isles and this thang immediately starts charging you. scary as fuck. presumably they have the reconstruction tied up just in case it comes back to life night at the museum style.

byjove