VortexEngine

Skyler. 18. All sorts of funny shit. Also dragons and secretaries of state.

[blackfairypresident]

most of the ocean is unexplored because everyone agreed that we’d all sleep better at night if we dont know what the hell is down there

[toookish]

[weaksorry]

me: *still has feelings after waking up* me: what the fuck

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

envelope HQ

designer: lets attach adhesive for people to seal the envelope weird gary: no lets force them to lick it

[wifipasswords-deactivated201908]

[officialbuttcrack]

Lol wtf

[matvrity]

SCREAMING

[c0ffeekitten]

I’m always so flattered when bees buzz by me. Sorry miss, I’m not a flower, but it’s very sweet that you thought I was

[kevinhartwhatnow]

And now, the moment you’ve been waiting for. Make history with Kevin Hart TODAY. Get tickets for #KevinHartWhatNow, now playing in theaters.

[guy]

i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right

[deekkru]

@guy LOOK AT MY BEAUTIFUL CHILD

Her name is Kalee and she loves and supports you all v much.

[guy]

so cute

[naotarou]

It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it

[vortexengine]

me: *accidentally reveals something personal while joking*

friend: dude that's dark are you okay?

me: whoops Sharing Time™ is over, come back next week!

[spongebob-daily]

[nanocomputer]

if robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money id just laugh and search with them

[thesassycat]

“This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before”

[thexfiles]

when you get validation and reassurance

[imdope420]

Someone please sum up what I need to know for chemistry and algebra 2 and French 1 and world history

[furr-deactivated20140217]

h2o, a2 + b2 = c2, oui oui baguette eiffel tower, obama 

[sebastianstaan]

So that’s it, huh? We’re the patsies. We’re some kind of suicide squad.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every morning there’s a battle between ‘smart me’ who set the alarm and had prosperous plans, and ‘dumb me’ who makes a weak, incoherent case for having some additional sleep. Sadly ‘dumb me’ is also the decision maker.