The stars look very different today

i plan to marry stevie nicks

[penelopefeatheringtonss]

Carrie Fisher attends the opening of ‘Gilda Radner - Live From New York’ on August 2, 1979 at the Winter Garden Theater in New York City.

[3798tadpole]

this is where tolkien sets his stories

[thebootydiaries]

[caroldanversenthusiast]

THE SHADE

[butternaan]

it drives me crazy how humans are just meant to hold each other. how come when you hold someone's hand, your fingers just perfectly lock with theirs? how is it that when you hug someone, your face fits just right in the crook of their neck? how can your hands cup someone's face like that's their only primary function? it cannot be coincidence that our bodies are fully capable of holding another... we were designed to love

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

The himbo to end all himbos is Brendan Fraser in George of the Jungle. That was the pinnacle of nonthreatening idiot beefcake. He was a hunk of endearingly stupid lean beef and tbh Fraser’s performance was great, it felt sincere. That was classical himbo

[f-lorenzo]

Keith Richards

[loustyles]

✧･ﾟ: *☾ happy birthday harry ☽*: ･ﾟ✧

[s-video-deactivated20141212]

[omghotmemes]

I laughed way too hard at this

[mezimraky]

in case anyone is looking through the notes trying to find the original artist it’s will mcphail !! feel free to check out his site but also here are some other things he made too !!

[smooththegoofyshark]

OOOHHH CLICK ON THAT LINK THIS GUY IS FUCKING GREAT

[evilkitten3]

HOLY SHIT

this guy GETS IT

[dimetrodone]

Apparently before Tolkien specified that hobbits look like humans some people thought they were some sorta weird critter

[lesbianeowynn]

LotR remake with an elf, two men, a dwarf, a wizard, and four really big rabbits in coats

[thegrumpyhedgehog]

^^^^^^

[cydril]

Early editions also left out a detailed description of Gollum, giving us these lovelies

[creepsandcrawlers]

these slap and Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien was a coward and bastard for opposing them

[frottinq]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dilfgmancoolatta]

i hope that baby yoda grows up to talk like a normal person and we find out yoda was just a fucking freak

[zevveli]

IIRC Yoda’s Speech patterns were explicitly stated once to be due to his age. It was something along the lines of that the rules of grammar for basic had changed between his youth and the time of the Star Wars movies. So it was essentially like if an Anglican Priest from the Elizabethan Era had taken refuge in a swamp in Louisiana and was trying to impart his ancient wisdom on some farmboy from Texas. 

[17-is-lucky]

That’s…SO COOL HOW DID I NOT REALIZE THAT

[beatlemeat-archive]

from the creators of kids bop meet adult bop where we take regular songs and make it have as many curse words as possible

[chaotickalix-deactivated2021050]

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck Banana phone

[slopaganda]

pride month starts NOW

[imthehuggernaut]

Who knew the roaring 20’s would be ushered in by gay bondage cowboys

[officialdamonalbarn]

where is that renaissance painting with those two fellers and a giant fucking random skull on the floor that looks like it was accidentally stretched out in photoshop

[officialdamonalbarn]

THANK YOU

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

somebody please explain

[dykemisspiggy]

Someone once told me it’s like that because it was designed to be hung in a stairwell so the skull pops out as you walk past.

[iwilltrytobereasonable]

…I guess it works but you have to be at a pretty sharp angle

[caecilius-est-pater]

There was a whole trend at one point where artists would include something in their paintings (usually a skull, for whatever reason) that’s super distorted in just the right way so that it looks normal if you hold the painting up to a convex/concave mirror. I have absolutely no idea why. But I think that’s what’s going on here.

[crtter]

In case anyone’s curious, here’s what it looks like when you walk past it irl:

It does have a 3D effect to it! It’s pretty neat, guess it would be even more impressive to people from the 14th century.

[midnightvoyager]

honestly, people just looking at the skull are missing the real deal here

You can read any implied text you see in this thing, even the book, that’s how detailed it is. Look at the painting on those letters!

jesus christ you’re just showing off now, Hans!

HANS OH MY GOD

anyway, the skull apparently had some meaning about the transcendence of death, you can only see it clearly when you can’t see the world clearly and vice versa, but man, I’m all about the detail in this guy’s shit

[queen-sammie]

No, I think you’re missing the real deal here