Definitely a twink!
Definitely a....I still don’t know what this means! Is this some mortal slang word? Is it an insult? A compliment?
I DEMAND someone explain this
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@vote-loki-2020
Definitely a twink!
Definitely a....I still don’t know what this means! Is this some mortal slang word? Is it an insult? A compliment?
I DEMAND someone explain this
You're running for president? I'd vote for you!
Yes, a prime example of one of the few intelligent mortals in this dreadful plane.
Perhaps the rest of you should head this example and follow in suit.
Is Laufey your mother or father? I was always confused
Giants are for more complex than that.
They are above your ideas of “sexes” or “genders” and are whatever or whoever they decide to be at any given moment.
So yes, Laufey is my father as my birth name is Laufeyson
And yes, Laufey is my mother as well because he birthed me.
Is Laufey my mother or father? Simply put, “yes”.
Are you a twink?
I....I must admit I am at a loss here. I don’t understand this Midgardian terminology.....
I may have to take this to my mortal connections for further contemplation. I will return to this ask at a later date.
Are part god? A demigod? Or do you just say that you are a god?
I AM a god, by you’re puny mortal standards. Though many of you would simply call me an alien and be done with it.
I hail directly from Asgard, raised by Odin the Allfather and Queen of all Freya.
What you call me is up to you, but that doesn’t change the facts of what I am.
Prove your fitness with a 500 meter run!
why?
Who are you thinking about for staffing if elected?
I haven’t quite reached the point where I’m ready to name names but I do have a list of potential candidates in mind.
I don’t expect all of them to be willing to work with me so I’m also compiling a list of backups just in case.
I want a fit physical specimen to represent the country, are you that?
That is an...odd way of wording that. But if you mena what I think you mean then yes. I am that.
After all, one does not survive on Asgard without the physical prowess of a god.
Hey cap did you know that loki likes to impersonate you?
No I didn't know that. Thanks for the heads-up. Hopefully he takes the opportunity to imitate more than my looks and do good in the world. He might be running the country soon after all.
I think the better question is how did this mortal come up with this information? What are your sources?
There are many far superior mortals, and non mortals, I could be impersonating and even if I were to do so you no one would ever know the differences.
Who is your source, mortal?
Right to privacy Loki. Remember it.
And I have the right to ask
I didn’t exactly expect an answer, most mortals aren’t brave enough to face a god. For good reason.
Correct, you do have the right to ask whatever you want. I doubt your species has any baring on people responding. At least I hope it won't.
Yes we’ll, we’ll see won’t we?
But wouldn’t you be nervous if you had a chance to speak to you future leader?
The President is supposed to serve the people of the United States of America, not the other way around. I'll shake your hand, I'll listen to your orders, but the people come first. I won't serve a tyrant.
Tyrant? Strong words, and yet u provoked.
I have nothing to make you challenge my candidacy. I have followed all your rules and obliged all your customs.
Perhaps you’re the one acting tyrannical, picking fights online and standing on your self righteous rock above all others.
After all, what makes you so different from the rest of us Americans?
You call citizens puny but there's no difference between you, me and about 320 million people. We are all equal. Once you stop separating yourself from the citizens, then I put my worries to rest about your candidacy.
I AM different. I am a leader to you lost, a Sheppard to you sheep. It’s not my fault you all walk, easily led like lambs to the slaughter. I o my offer you a respite form your usual wolf in sheep’s clothing and im honest about my fur and canines.
Can you say the same for my competition?
Do you polish your spear? Or is it just magic?
When I have little time I’ll use my powers but I’ve found the process of weapon maintenance to be relaxing.
Though sometimes it does need extra care depending on the battle before.
People keep wishing me a “Merry Christmas”.....
I assume this is a Midgardian holiday I know little of.
Even so, I wish you mortals a “Merry Holiday” or whatever...
Will you give up your spear before doing your oath?
Give up my...now why ever would I do that?
It is my property and I see no rules against the leader being able to defend himself if it calls for it.
What absurd mortal logic are you working from?
What is your stance on Mutants?
What my stance on mutants are? What should it be? I dont have one, people are people, the conflict is silly. Here’s a fun fact, Spider-man and Thor, both have inhuman abilities so the difference between them and the rest are just like that of humans and mutants, yet the conflict doesnt include them because they’re not mutants. Funny, dont you think?
A non-stance is compliance with the opposition Mr. Stark.
The irony here, is that I stated that I have no stance but then go to defend a particular side, it’s an intentional paradox made to prove a point, I’m with the mutants.
Yes, believe it or not but I know what being hated by the public feels like, all too well.
There you go again Stark, making everything about you. Glad to see you haven’t changed.
Change? me? sounds scary, tell me, what do you want changed in America.
I’m Canadian.
I like perspective, give me your insight
My insight? Well I’m not going to support anyone who does not openly support me, those stupid kind games included.
I’m an open book, Miss X, my stance is clear.
Whatever.
Clear as day Man of Iron.
And if this one midgaurdian, a member of a key demographic to win over to win, thinks this of you…
Well, I wonder what the whole thinks.
Either they see a superhero or a narcissistic and irresponsible rich playboy, while I’d put my money on the latter, It’d still beat being you.
We’ll see Man of Iron. We will see.
What is your stance on Mutants?
Being a mutant isn’t that different from having magic, now is it?
Being of a different skill set of others around you is something I can relate to, as my brother and father preferred brute force and I followed a more magical path.
If I would feel any different of them then any other Midgardian then I would prefer them. Outcasts stick together.
They’re still mortals and therefore beneath me, but not as far as some might think.
I know I’m getting involved decently late but recent events has made me willing to run for president. #TonyStarkForPresident Why vote for Iron Man? Not only will I, in contrary to Loki, keep the American Freedom. I will donate highly advanced military drones to the army of the united states for the purpose of peacekeeping, to make sure they aren’t abused, they will only be operated by yours truly.
Vote for someone who fights for America.
It seems another player has entered the field.
Good luck Man of Iron. You’ll be needing it.
It seems I’ve been away a good number of days now and my inbox is sorely lacking intrigue.
Care to remedy that for me?
Think I prefered it when you were gone.
The feeling is mutual, Man of Iron.
Just remember, it won’t be long until I have more mortal support then you and when I am your ruler, you will bow to me.
I’ll make sure of that
After last time, I’d be surprised if you get a single vote at all. Maybe I should campaign, just to beat you.
I wouldn’t be so sure. I heard after that last “heroic venture” your approval ratings plummeted.
That tends to happen when you destroy whole city blocks when you’re suppose to be protecting them.
It seems I’m doing better at my job than you are at yours.
F.R.I.D.A.Y, Pull up a clip of Loki inviting the chitauri to earth to destroy New York, while you’re at it, remind me of who went to space to stop that army.
@ ask-f-r-i-d-a-y I know what I’m responsible of, I don’t need you to remind me of that, didn’t you hear about the sokovia accords? I was the first person to sign it.
And I applaud you for it. That just makes it easier for me to control you and your so called “avengers”.
After all, earths mightiest heroes could use a little rearranging. And when I’m elected as your leader I’ll make sure that happens.
First of all. I know you won’t be elected, because at the end of the day, you’re a villain who tried to destroy one of the megacities in the country you seem so desperate to rule. Secondly, even if you did, we’re not TOO keen on letting villains be our bosses, ask S.H.I.E.L.D.
And yet, how long did S.H.I.E.L.D. remain under enemy influence?
Please Man of Iron, when I’m elected it will be what the people want. The American people will choose to make me their leader.
Would a hero go against the will of of the people?
I’m afraid you’d be the villain at that point.
So why don’t you just run along and play with your toys while your future leader gets some work done.
It seems I’ve been away a good number of days now and my inbox is sorely lacking intrigue.
Care to remedy that for me?