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ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ ᵃʳᵉ ᵍᵒᵈˢ, ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ ᵃʳᵉ ᵏᶦⁿᵍˢ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ sᴜʀᴇ ɪ'ᴍ ᴛʜᴇ sᴀᴍᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢ

[votrealtcsse]

              「  ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ɪ ᴛᴏᴏᴋ ɪᴛ ᴡᴀʏ ᴛᴏᴏ ғᴀʀ ᶦ'ᵐ ˢᵗᵘᵐᵇˡᶦⁿᵍ ᵈʳᵘⁿᵏ, ᵍᵉᵗᵗᶦⁿᵍ ᶦⁿ ᵃ ᶜᵃʳ            ᵐʸ ᶦⁿˢᵉᶜᵘʳᶦᵗᶦᵉˢ ᵃʳᵉ ʰᵘʳᵗᶦⁿᵍ ᵐᵉ  sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ғʟɪʀᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴇ                ɪ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴀ ᴍɪʀʀᴏʀ ᵗʰᵃᵗ'ˡˡ ᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᵃˡᵒⁿᵍ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗᵉˡˡ ᵐᵉ ᵗʰᵃᵗ I'ᴍ ғɪɴᴇ  」

                               ɪɴᴅ. ꜰᴀɴᴅᴏᴍʟᴇꜱꜱ ᴏᴄ ● 10+ ʏʀꜱ ʀᴘ ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴇɴᴄᴇ                                                         [ ♛ | ♛ | ♛ ]

[ferreum]

wanting to send people shippy memes because you’ve been thinking how your muses would work in a romantic relationship but not wanting them to think that you only want to do shippy things or force them into a ship

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【inseparableduo】༄  ​

Andrew had decided to raid Max’s kitchen. He’d been getting away with it lately without any issues. In fact, he’s pretty sure he’s yet to even notice the food going missing from his pantry. “I was hungry.” He stated bluntly before stuffing his face with the bag of chips he had in his hands. “I’m honestly surprised it took you this long to notice.” 

【♛】༄  “And how exactly have you been getting into my house?” He really hadn’t noticed food going missing, mostly because he didn’t really do a lot of snacking. Normally, he would’ve been a little annoyed, but he sort of found the whole situation vaguely interesting and entertaining, plus he was drunk. “And, pardon, but how long have you been doing this?”

[votrealtcsse]

Soooo I'm at work right now, but hopefully when I get home I'll have the energy to write!

[votrealtcsse]

@inseparableduo​ asked: Surprise from Drew

a comprehensive list of scenarios // accepting

SURPRISE :  for one muse to come home and find the other already inside.

【♛】༄  Max had been off, probably doing his usual bit of bar hopping before coming home. He came in, smelling like alcohol and expensive cologne. He did not, however, expect to come home to someone there. He spotted the man in his home almost immediately. “Drew? What are you doing here?” He quirked a brow, vaguely amused. Their relationship could be described as a playful rivalry of sorts, but he did enjoy the other’s company from time to time.

[classsymemes]

a comprehensive list of scenarios

feel free to combine multiple prompts or add  “ + reverse ”  to switch roles !   for reference, the one sending in the prompt is the one committing the action.

1.  GUEST :  for one muse to offer the other a place to stay. 2.  STORM :  for both muses to find shelter from a severe storm. 3.  MEDIC :  for one muse to show up at the other’s doorstep injured. 4.  SURPRISE :  for one muse to come home and find the other already inside. 5.  TRIP :  for both muses to road trip or travel together. 6.  BABYSIT :  for one muse to help the other home while they’re drunk. 7.  INSOMNIA :  for one muse to find the other still awake at 3am. 8.  AMBUSH :  for both characters to come under attack by the same enemy. 9.  DANCE :  for one muse to ask the other to dance at a party. 10.  STRANDED :  for one muse to help the other who’s stranded on the road. 11.  SERVICE :  for one muse to cover the cost of something for the other. 12.  SAFEGUARD :  for one muse to save the other from being hit by a vehicle or from some other life-threatening event. 13.  DAZE :  for one muse to wake somewhere and find the other hovering over them. 14.  STOWAWAY :  for one muse to find the other hiding on the same ship. 15.  TAXI :  for both muses to share the same taxi ride. 16.  MAKEOVER :  for one muse to help the other with a new outfit or hairstyle. 17.  LIFEGUARD :  for one muse to rescue the other from drowning. 18.  DISASTER :  for both muses to work together to escape a fire, flood, or other disaster. 19.  TRANSIT :  for one muse to sit next to the other on a public transport. 20.  SPRAIN :  for one muse to carry the other after spraining their ankle. 21.  EMPLOY :  for one muse to be hired as the other’s bodyguard, tutor, assistant, etc. 22.  QUEST :  for one muse to help the other with a task in exchange for compensation. 23.  SOOTHE :  for one muse to calm the other during a panic attack. 24.  RECOVER :  for one muse to return the other’s lost belonging. 25.  UMBRELLA :  for one muse to share their umbrella with the other on a rainy day. 26.  HEAL :  for one muse to nurse the other back to health from a sickness or injury. 27.  NIGHTMARE :  for one muse to comfort the other after a nightmare. 28.  REUNION :  for one muse to run into the other again after a long time. 29.  PRIZE :  for one muse to win the other a prize at a carnival. 30.  NUDE :  for one muse to walk in on the other while they’re changing. 31.  BED :  for both muses to wake in the same bed, naked or fully clothed. 32.  TRAIL :  for one muse to notice the other has been following them. 33.  EVADE :  for one muse to pull the other into an alleyway to escape their pursuer. 34.  THIEF :  for one muse to confront the other after having something stolen by them. 35.  CAUGHT :  for one muse to walk in on the other singing / dancing. 36.  FESTIVE :  for both muses to decorate for a special occasion. 37.  PRESENT :  for one muse to give the other a  (birthday)  gift. 38.  WEARY :  for one muse to wake up after falling asleep on the other. 39.  CAPTIVE :  for one muse to hold the other against their will. 40.  SNAP :  for one muse to yell at or push the other out of frustration. 41.  SLEEPOVER :  for one muse to stay the night at the other’s place. 42.  TRESPASS :  for one muse to trespass on the other’s property. 43.  BREAK-IN :  for one muse to discover the other robbing their place. 44.  MERCY :  for both muses to come across an injured animal. 45.  UNKNOWN :  for both muses to wake and find themselves in a strange place. 46.  ACCOMPLICE :  for one muse to assist the other at the scene of a crime. 47.  ASTRAY :  for both muses to take a detour and lose their way. 48.  RELAX :  for both muses to share a hot tub or hot spring. 49.  MUSE :  for one muse to model for the other’s art project. 50.  ACCOMPANY :  for one muse to give the other an extra ticket to an event. 51.  SALVAGE :  for one muse to retrieve the other’s belongings from a thief. 52.  MEAL :  for both muses to prepare and share a meal together. 53.  CEMETERY :  for one muse to find the other at a gravestone. 54.  REFUGE :  for one muse to shelter the other from enemies. 55.  ARRANGED :  for both muses to date or marry out of convenience. 56.  FAVOR :  for one muse to owe the other a favor. 57.  VACATION :  for both muses to book the same hotel on vacation. 58.  DEFEND :  for one muse to save the other from one or multiple assailants. 59.  CATCH :  for one muse to return the other’s pet that escaped. 60.  RESTRICTED :  for both muses to sneak into someplace they’re not supposed to be.

[votrealtcsse]

trying to get my muse back for max cuz I’m so excited. I’m really feeling it though.

[inboxstuff]

Send me a ◑ for my muse to give yours some bad advice

[votrealtcsse]

got people you write with that you think deserve more rp partners? tell me about them!!! I wanna follow more active blogs!

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@magickedhat​​ asked:“ tell me your most awkward date story ?”

drunken confession. // accepting

【♛】༄  “Let’s see....” He held the glass of wine to his lips, as if he hadn’t been drinking straight from the bottle earlier in the evening. “Probably the time Rémy and Stéphane set me up on some blind date.” He leaned back in his seat. “It was with some woman they’d met and insisted I go on a date with her. And all she did was talk about herself, which don’t get me wrong, I can talk about myself a lot.” He took a drink. “Anyways, we go to a nice restaurant that my brothers set up a reservation at. And this girl is all over me. I’m talking like constantly touching me and flirting with me. And it wasn’t like she was unattractive, she just certainly wasn’t my type. She didn’t even like cats! So, we talk for a while and it’s like we have nothing in common. I’m a few drinks in, she’s barely touched her wine. She asks if we can go back to my place, and I agree because it’d be rude to just ditch her after a meal.” “We get there, and she asks to use the restroom. I tell her where it is and wait, and she’s gone for a good while. Naturally, I go to check on her. And would you believe it? I catch her snooping around my home, taking pictures of my things, and sending them to my brothers! They set me up so they could be nosy about my things and place. So, I kick her out. And she’s begging me, saying that she did really like me and that they paid her, but it turned out there was real attraction.” He laughed. “As if I’m that idiotic. I shut the door in her face.” He finished his glass, going for a refill. “I knew I shouldn’t have trusted them, but I thought for once they were just looking out for me. Never again.” He shook his head.

[votrealtcsse]

like for a starter. multimuse plz specify.

[votrealtcsse]

              「  ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ɪ ᴛᴏᴏᴋ ɪᴛ ᴡᴀʏ ᴛᴏᴏ ғᴀʀ ᶦ'ᵐ ˢᵗᵘᵐᵇˡᶦⁿᵍ ᵈʳᵘⁿᵏ, ᵍᵉᵗᵗᶦⁿᵍ ᶦⁿ ᵃ ᶜᵃʳ            ᵐʸ ᶦⁿˢᵉᶜᵘʳᶦᵗᶦᵉˢ ᵃʳᵉ ʰᵘʳᵗᶦⁿᵍ ᵐᵉ  sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ғʟɪʀᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴇ                ɪ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴀ ᴍɪʀʀᴏʀ ᵗʰᵃᵗ'ˡˡ ᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᵃˡᵒⁿᵍ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗᵉˡˡ ᵐᵉ ᵗʰᵃᵗ I'ᴍ ғɪɴᴇ  」

                               ɪɴᴅ. ꜰᴀɴᴅᴏᴍʟᴇꜱꜱ ᴏᴄ ● 10+ ʏʀꜱ ʀᴘ ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴇɴᴄᴇ                                                         [ ♛ | ♛ | ♛ ]

[fyromancemanga]

[melamemea]

drunken confession.

your muse is drinking with mine and has been given the chance to question my muse anything they want to know. some may be triggering, others won’t. send me a 🍻+ the question you want to ask my muse for a tipsy, drunken ( honest ) answer.

“ what’s holding you back in life ?”

“ is everything alright? ”

“ when did you choose to give up ?”

“ what’s the kinkiest thing you have ever done ?”

“ how many have you slept with ?”

“ what’s your biggest secret ?”

“ do you believe in love ?”

“ what’s the meanest thing you have done ?”

“ what scares you more than anything ?”

“ have you ever considered running away ?”

“ do you love me ?”

“ what’s your dirtiest fantasy ?”

“ who hurt you ?”

“ what made you this way ?”

“ is there anyone special in your life ?”

“ why are you always smiling ?”

“ what lie have you told that hurt someone ?”

“ if you could do anything in world, what would it be ?”

“ who are you, really ?”

“ is there anything you regret ?”

“ what’s your biggest regret ?”

“ tell me about your first kiss ?”

“ what is your deepest, darkest fear ?”

“ is there anyone you regret kissing ?”

“ have you ever cheated, or been cheated on ?”

“ what is the most embarrassing thing in your room ?”

“ who have you loved, but they didn’t love you back ?”

“ is there something you have never told anyone ?”

“ when was the last time you cried ?”

“ how come you keep running away ?”

“ have you ever made someone cry ?”

“ if anything, what makes you hate a person ?”

“ what takes for you to fall in love, trust someone ?”

“ do you believe in true love ?”

“ what have you done that people would judge you most for doing ?”

“ do you regret letting me close ?”

“ is there someone you have a crush on ?”

“ what is the strangest place you have ever had sex ?”

“ tell me your most awkward date story ?”

“ do you ever get scared ?”

“ what do you really think of life ?”

add your own for further development.

[lxckwolf-archive]

Masterlist of Memes

Symbols

☹ My muse is visiting your muse on their death bed

♫ A drabble about our muses inspired by the next song that comes on shuffle

☻ A drabble of our muses on their wedding day

☺ my muse trying to piss yours off

ت our muses running into each other after not seeing each other for several years

ヅ for a situation that got both our muses arrested

シ my muse walks in on your naked

Ü your muse walks in on my muse naked

ϡ a goodbye letter from my muse to yours

♥ you muse suprises my muse with a kiss

۵ my muse kisses yours to shut them up

ღ a forehead kiss from my muse

웃 my muse torturing yours for information

유 my muse trying to seduce information from your muse

♈ a holiday drabble featuring our muses

♉ our muses are together when they get ambushed

≑ my muse wakes up in your muse’s body

?  my muse will ask your muse a question they always wanted to ask

+ my muse has died and your muse is included in their will

◈ my muse’s reaction to finding your muse beaten and bruised 

♊ my muse will do something stupid to impress your muse

✃ your muse visiting mine in the psych ward

♋ my muse visiting yours in the psych ward

❅ my muse rescues yours

✪ my muse seeing the ghost of your muse

● my muse’s turn offs

○ my muse’s turn ons

△ our muse’s get in a playful wrestling match

⍢ my muse gives yours a hickey

✧ our muses having dinner together

☎ my muse drunk dials your muse

✈ our muses on a flight together

☼ my muse giving yours a massage

♡ my muse flirts with your mue

☣ your muse visiting my muse in prison

♌ your muse visiting mine in prison

X my muse doesn’t remember anything from the night before. They have blood on their hands, and your muse is beaten at their feet.

☁ our muses are trapped in a fire together

〰 our muses are at the beach together

❢ my muse has lost their memory, and at the sight of your muse starts to remember things

✑ my muses daily routine

❂ a new years eve memory from my muse

✬ our muses share a new years eve kiss

✆ your muses name, ringtone, and icon in the muse’s phone

◙ a christmas gift from my muse

♍ a sexual story from my muse

₩ our muses are caught in a thunder storm together

❊  a regret my muse has about your muse

♎ your muse tracing one of my muse’s scars

♏ my muse tracing a scar of your muse’s

♐ my muse hearing your muse scream

♑ our muses go out for coffee together

♒ my muse visit’s your muse’s grave

♓ my muse injures your muse

✄ your muse injures my muse

☩ a dream my muse has about your muse

☨ my muse searching for your muse

☦ my muse trying to cheer up your muse

✞ my muse taking care of a your muse while their sick

✛ my muse trying to calm your muse down

✜ my muse trying to get your muse to recover from amnesia

✝ a confession from my muse to yours

✙ our muses shopping together

✠ our muses watching the stars together

« a past memory with our muses

» a daydream my muse has about yours

✐ a mistletoe kiss

✎ our muses going to a costume ball together

✏ our muses are evil and out reaking havoc together

♔ a kiss on the cheek

♕ a kiss on the palms

♖ a kiss on the back of the hand

♗ a kiss on the nose

♘ a kiss on the eyelids

♙ a kiss on a bruise

Sentence Memes

“You belong to me”

“I found you”

“I’m in jail”

“You make me so hot”

“I have to leave”

“Please don’t leave”

“And what about our parents?”

“Who did this to you?”

“You shouldn’t have done that”

“What happened last night”

“We never tell anyone about this”

“So, you want to play games?”

“Does that require pants?”

“Lets just have a lazy day”

“Then go kill the bitch”

“I’m pregnant”

“You broke me”

“Don’t touch me”

“You can’t fix this”

“There’s nowhere we can hide”

“I’m not listening”

“Who do you think you are?”

“I don’t need you here.”

“Did I fall asleep?”

“A little evil goes a long, long way.”

“I will not die.”

“I don’t care.”

“I have no regrets.”

“I feel numb.”

“All monsters are human.”

“You look beautiful, but you don’t look fine.”

“You look beautiful, but you don’t look fine.“”

"How many time have I told you to be more careful?”

“Let’s get you to bed.”

“I can’t even look at you, you promised not to get into any more fights!”

“Are you crazy?”

"Do you trust me?”

“How did you escape?”

“Is that blood behind your ear?”

“Take. This. Off. ”

“What’s in it for me?”

“What’s in it for you?”

xtylerlockwood

[roleplaymemeworld]

𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓'𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐘 𝐈 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔

𝐒𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧 ‘𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮’ 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞 ღ  

“Here, take my jacket. You look cold.” “Waking up next to you is my favorite thing of the morning.” “You look beautiful.” “I made your favorite food, because you weren’t feeling your best.” “I brought you flowers to brighten your day a little.” “You can always call me, even in the middle of the night.” “Everything is more fun when you’re around.” “Why would I watch the stars, when I can look at you instead?” “Come under my blanket, I know you’re freezing.” “Please be careful out there.” “You’re the best thing that ever happened to me.” “Your flaws are the best parts of you.” “Home is wherever you are.” “I don’t care what happens, as long as we’re together.” “Promise you’ll never leave.” “Your hand fits perfectly in mine.” “I’d do anything for you, you know that.” “I want us to grow old together.” “You have made me a better person.” “I’ll always try to make you happy.” “Of course I worry about you. You’re important to me.” “I belong right here with you.” “I’ll stay with you. I don’t want you to be alone.” “Let me take care of you.” “I heard you couldn’t sleep, so I made you some tea.” “I’m only me when I’m with you.”

[gladlyrphelper]

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