the simp house

haikyuu•bnha•bungou stray dogs/matchups: [open]/prompts: [open]

[vr-herohero]

Masterlist

Aoba Johsai: 

Kunimi: in which kyotani’s nose got lost somewhere in your business

Oikawa: Beautiful

Fukurodani: 

Bokuto:  Happy Dodge Ball Accidents

Karasuno: 

Daichi: Soulmate AU

Multiple:

Goshiki & Kunimi Playlist HC

Tsukki, Akaashi, & Kuroo Tattoo Reaction HC

Nekoma: *in progress*

Shiratorizawa: *in progress*

[smolbokuto]

tendou: sometimes i don't realize that an event was traumatic until i tell it as a funny story and notice that ushi is staring at me weird

[urfavhatesterfs]

YOU hates terfs

[switchingtogeico]

[captainhaterade]

[stankpasta]

rb if u hates terfs

[royalelusts]

[peri]

here's ur reminder that axolotl is NOT pronounced like "ak-suh-laa-tl" (or lot-ul), it is in fact a nahuatl word (that most commonly translates to "water dog" actually, very cute!) and is pronounced "ah-SHOW-lowtch" !!!!

i think abt this every time i see a post abt axolotls coz i just know there r so many ppl mispronouncing it and the thought bothers me. if ppl, esp white ppl, reblogged this to spread the word to those who may not be aware, i'd be very grateful. thank u!!

[entertainingfaith]

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

[spacexualkids]

:)

[ladyofthefanart]

REBLOGGING SO HARD.

[too-easily-obsessed]

YOU BETTER FUCKING BELIEVE IM REBLOGGING WTF

[sakuraaa-s]

GET 👏🏼 RID 👏🏼 OF 👏🏼 ACE/AROPHOBIA 👏🏼

[sylveonagainstddlg-deactivated2]

im gonna reblog this everytime i see it ,,

[sjw-hitgirl]

REBLOG THIS ALREADY!

[epiiphaney-deactivated20210923]

reblog 💕💘💗💝💕💓💗💘💕

[ashchrome-archive]

Reblog!!! 💕💓💕💞💗💝💖💓💕💗💕

[scifellgoddess]

Don’t fucking like this, R E B L O G 

[ayye-ayye]

….@animeboihoe

Did you mean to like?

[that1sadgrl]

NO WAIT I FIDNT READ😭🖐 ASEXUALS ARE VALID AND I MEAN THIS IN THE MOST DISRESPECTFUL WAY, IF YOU DONT AGREE PLS LEAVE MY BLOG 😌🙏💕

[bananaroach-deactivated20210404]

Is this about people who dont want to have sex?

Their valid! But what about straight asexual people? Aren’t they just straight and dont want to have sex?

Why is there a whole thing in LGBT+ for people who just don’t want to have sex? Isn’t that just normal?

PLEASE ANSWER THERE QUESTIONS 😭

I’m a part of the LGBTQ COMMUNITY and I’m just confused. No disrespect or invalidation meant!

[lunamonchtuna]

how many times have people used a pen or paintbrush because they couldn’t pull the trigger?

— Virginia Woolf

[muffinwen]

haikyuu x chinese street fashion tiktoks (these took me forever u.u), there are some little details too that I am really excited about :)

[miyumtwins]

GORGEOUS

[deadontheinsidebut]

OMFGGG IM FANGIRLINGGGG

Everyone looks like perfect models Idek how to breathe🥵🤲🏻give me one pls

[vr-herohero]

o O F

[notvoid]

[tako-chan8]

Saw a FMA edition of the vine, so I had to contribute with a Haikyuu!! edition

[toorushoe]

Don’t wanna lose this

[vr-herohero]

When You’re Drunk HC

Hanamaki & Akaashi

Warnings: alcohol; not much else really

(sorry if there’s typos or mistakes, i am currently a little drunk as well. oops.)

hanamaki:

oikawa invites you out to drink with them

you all decide to order shots

12 shots later, you're an absolute giggling mess

you stumble over to hanamaki and start attempting to talk

it's just a lot of nonsense

but you're both losing your minds over everything that's happening

you make fun of oikawa's hair and iwaizumi's drunk actions

hanamaki is slightly more sober than you

asks if you're okay or if you need to go outside

he takes you outside for air regardless of what you say

you forget that he's the one who brought you out

and tell him "hanamaki looks good tonight, don't mean to be nsfw but could he like. hold my hand?"

and then you giggle and stumble

hanamaki blushes obv

he's liked you for so long, it's sad

if he wasn't slightly intoxicated, he would have been a huge flirt

but he's shy when he's drunk

it's cute

so he just leads you back inside and sits you down, he sits next to you

and holds your hand under the table

you stare at him in awe

bc when you're drunk, he looks like an actual god

and omg

he's holding

your hand

Akaashi:

you were invited to bokuto's party

kuroo and you were standing off to the side, away from all of the people

akaashi comes up to the both of you with a tray of shots

"bokuto wanted me to bring this to you."

you told him he should stay over there with you and kuroo

he does and the three of you sit in a small circle

just slowly getting drunk

you were gone before you knew it

kuroo was much more chill when drunk

akaashi was slightly touchy and needy, surprisingly

he keeps grabbing at your hands

and commenting about how soft they are

then just leans onto you

you end up on the couch with akaashi

his head is on your chest bc he really wanted you to play with his hair

you're just cuddling and laying together

and the next morning, when you're both extremely embarassed waking up like that

he stutters his way through asking you on a date

[its-just-one-big-fuckup-deactiv]

could i get a matchup please?? i’m an intp/aquarius. i’m a 5’3 girl with short, wavy fading green hair parted down the center. i have a darker style & aesthetic(and humor). i’m kinda quiet, don’t really have anything to say so i don’t give unnecessary monologue. i have a temper that’s hard to control sometimes and i’m bipolar&depressed and def 420 friendly. i hate disappointing people. but i’m definitely not shy. (1/3)((i’m so sorry for how long this is but ily))

I match you with...

Takahiro Hanamaki!

. Both of y’all radiate amazing energy, I have to admit

. He is obsessed with your aesthetic, and while he has attemtped to dye his hair so you could both look cool asf, his mother almost skinned him alive

. The first time you let out a dark joke, the whole team was fucking terrified while Makki and Mattsun were cackling in the background

. (Kyoutani is lowkey impressed ngl)

. He honestly doesn’t mind that you’re quiet because he’s not the loudest himself

. Whenever your temper gets a bit heavy, he likes to trace the outlines of your tattoos and any piercings you might have

. He is most definitely the team therapist, so he is more than welcome to be your personal therapist

. I don’t think he gets hurt very easily, but he will pout and insist you hug him if you lash out as an apology

. His cat is obsessed with him

. Everytime he comes around, your cat is literally leaping all over him and forgetting you exist

. (Makki is most definitely a cat person)

. You believe in the ghost phenomena? Well, so does Makki, so you guys 100% have a YouTube channel where you ghost-hunt and use ouija boards

. Buzzfeed Unsolved? They’re practically jokes compared to you

. Crackhead Couple of Seijoh? Nah, Crackhead Couple of Miyagi

. Please have movie marathons about conspiracy theories with him - it’s the most hilarious thing watching him getting so worked up about it

. And he looks so adorable getting passionate and ranting with a huge grin about how the government are all secretly lizard people

. He is adorable full stop

. Please just nod with a smile like “That’s nice, babe”

. If you’re ever feeling sad, he’s gonna kiss all your tattoos and piercings (if you have any) until you’re giggling your little ass off

. Does he kill all the bugs for you? Yes

. However, does he like to laugh at you? dUH-

. Over all, he’s adorable and the most supportive motherfucker ever!

notes: “i put the ass in asthma” liTERALLY SAME I-

[vr-herohero]

im fucking d y i n g😭❤️ WE GONNA REPLACE BUN?! A N D BE CRACKHEAD COUPLE?! SIGN ME TF UP BUTTERCUP

(also tysm i adore this with my entire being🥺💛💜)

[hippiesispunkz]

[vr-herohero]

Reaction to a Tattoo (HC)

Tsukishima:

he might not really show it, but he's pretty shocked

like

"they don't look like the type to have tattoos"

but there you are

usually you cover it with a bandaid

but the bandaid ended up coming off in the rain

and your finger tattoo that says "fuck you :)" was right on display when you waved

at first he's like "why would she write that on herself. moron."

but when it doesn't come off after you dry yourself from the rain

boi is straightforward af and literally just comes out and asks -_-

Akaashi:

he saw it during nekoma's training camp while you were wearing a tank top

it got really hot in the gym

so you took your jacket off

completely forgetting about the tattoo

there's a small cat on your left shoulder blade

he's kind of blunt

he comes over to you during dinner and says he thinks it's cute

he wasn't expecting you to have one

but he liked it

he’s embarrassed af tho

so he’s all awkward and does the finger fidget thing

it’s cute so you flirt with him and he just

dies internally  

Kuroo:

boy is s h o o k

normally you wear leggings with your school uniform

but for the training camp, you wore shorts

with a green "yeet" in perfect view on your shin

when he first saw it

he laughed

that got bokuto's attention, so they were both just cackling at your yeet

you tell him you got it when you were in a bad mental space

he questions your coping skills

but doesn't judge

figures it's the perfect time to make a move and ask you out on a date

((he's liked you for ages))

[haikyuuuu-imagines]

could i get a matchup please?? i’m an intp/aquarius. i’m 5’3, i have short, wavy fading green hair parted down the center. i have a darker style & aesthetic(and humor). i’m kinda quiet, don’t really have anything to say so i don’t give unnecessary monologue. i have a temper that’s hard to control sometimes and i’m bipolar&depressed and def 420 friendly. i hate disappointing people and i think i’m constantly below their expectations. but i’m definitely not shy. tysm

I match you with Yams 🥺

I feel like he’s someone who could handle you really wellll

He’s quite strong in his feelings and seems like he could really relate to you and understand you best without being in your situation!

So, because of that, he’d deal with any mood swings and extremes best he can! :)

He’s also such a calming and sweet presence, and he’d genuinely do all he can to make your life easier.

Also always reminding you that you matter! He especially understands how important that is and he’d do anything to make sure you know that your IMMENSELY important to him

Like buying you gifts and taking you places, and just telling you straight up he is in loveee with you

He can also do well in talking himself, so if you’re not too chatty that’s okay with him.

He also would be pretty tolerant of a darker humour, and probably adjust to it and share it w you! ✨

[vr-herohero]

💛yams yams yams yams yams yams💛

ty🥺 @haikyuuuu-imagines

[quillusquillus]

no.

[koichisteals]

you must.

[strawbericream]

ur baby posts have me thinking of any haikyuu boy getting their wisdom teeth removed and their gf is with them just video taping the cute and weird things they’re saying like ‘i want u to b my gf🥺’ and readers like ‘hunny💀 i already am’ and they’re like ‘WJATT🥺🥺😻😻🥵🥵🥵😍😍😍🙈🙈😤😤😤😳😳😳😀😀😀😀😀😀’

LMFAO THATS SO F’ING FUNNY SKSKSS i wrote some scenarios (rest are under the cut) and changed it up a bit for each so it isn’t boring HAHAHHAA

EDIT: part 2 is here!! 💖

kuroo

tetsurou wakes up and immediately the first thing he tells the professionals around him is that he wants to see his girlfriend because he knows you’re waiting for him and “I love her so much 🥺🥰" he says it a few more times and everyone laughs at how doped up he is both from the drugs and you. when you walk in to take notes on how to take care of him afterwards, he just stares at you as he holds you hand with the SOFTEST LOOK on his face like 🥺😍☺️❤️💕💖💝🥺🥰💖💝☺️

tetsu cannot stop looking at you and u almost have to plead with him to watch where’s he walking like tetsu pls we don’t wanna have to come back to get your front teeth done sweetie 🅱️lease!!!!!! other than that he is pretty easy to reason with it as long as you promise to kiss every part of his face once in a particular order and if u mess up, unfortunately, you’ll just have to start over again sigh it makes his heart go 💥💥💥

bokuto

kuroo offers to drive him back home and brings you along to support and comfort him. he helps kou get into the back with you but he refuses and goes “kuroooooo, she’s too pretty, I dun wanna sit next to her ☹️” LMFAO kuroo rolls his eyes and just sits him down and buckles him in despite his protests HA

kou is super nervous and keeps looking over you when he thinks you aren’t looking like 🥺😊 and you decide to play along and ask him how he’s feeling and if he’s in pain and he shakes his head and goes “‘m okay, you’re really pretty though 🥺😍” kuroo snorts in the front seat and you’re trying rlly hard to not laugh at how cute he is so you take his hand and kou lit rally thinks he’s gonna pass out when you call him handsome and ask him out before kissing his cheek. he starts crying as he says things like “kuroo!!!! the pretty girl is my girlfriend now!! 🥺❤️😭💖💕😭😭🥳”

oikawa

tooru’s procedure finishes earlier than expected and has a dental hygienist watching over him as they wait for you and for some reason he starts to sing but it's really out of tune because of all the cotton in his mouth and the dental hygienist is just standing there, taking it. you can hear him down the hall as you walk into his room and he’s so excited to see you!!! “did you hear me sing for you, babe? i didn’t want you to get lost in this maze 🥺🥰” “yes, i did, tooru, tysm you don't have to sing anymore 😊😇💕”

tries to pull you into his lap as the dentist goes through the aftercare procedures and whines “pleasssseeeee, it huuurrrrrttttts i just want cuddddlllleesssss 😭☹️🥺💕” you opt to sit on the edge of the chair as he buries his head in your back 🥰

iwaizumi

YOU try to flirt with hajime because he doesn’t remember that you’re his girlfriend either and he’s all like stop!!! i have a girlfriend! 😡 AHAHA so you decide to ask him about his lovely girlfriend and he gets the softest smile on his face omggg and he starts going on about how hardworking you are ❤️, determined 💘, beautiful 💖, how nice you smell 😳

when you tell him its you he doesn't believe you!!! like stop u r trying too hard, stranger!!! 😠 It's not until you bring up a photo of yourselves and stick it next to your face does he go all soft again like babe i missed you 🥺 there was this weirdo trying to flirt with me, i’m so glad you're here 🥰 and you tell him that the weirdo was you and he’s like “no, you’re better than that” LMFAAOO THANKS HAJIME 😭

matsukawa

his mom is there to pick the two of you up and he’s holding your hand as he turns to you, super concerned and goes “babe, we forgot my teeth 😞” HWJJCKWJSJEF 💀 he’s all pouty and its sooooooo cute LMFAO WHAT DID HE THINK A REMOVAL WAS??? but you play it cool and squeeze his hand and say “i didnt forget you though 😊” he nods like a little kid and says “yeah” and tries to pull you into his lap so that you can cuddle but his mom is right there and you’re tryna be a good passenger and stop him from unbuckling your seatbelt: issei, we can cuddle when we get home!!!!

this giant dude just looks at you all 🥺 and BEGS like “babe please, just a little, i just want to hold you 🥺💕” he tries to guilt trip you like “c’mon, babe, you forgot my teeth” 😭😭😭 STFU u somehow make it back to his place and he tackles you into the couch and promptly falls asleep in 2 minutes flat 😴 his mom thinks its hilarious and thanks u for taking care of him ☺️❤️

hanamaki

straight up asks you if you have a boyfriend. you decide to be a little mean and say yes 💀 he gets REALLY SAD OH MY GOD and is all “oh ☹️🥺” but then you cup his cheek and hold one of his hands and start telling him what your boyfriend looks like and how he has cute strawberry hair and pretty eyes and how handsome he is and talking about his cute little eyebrows and how good he is at volleyball and takahiro is like…. 🧐🤨 is that…… me??? but then he’s like wait it couldn’t be and gets all sad again 😭

you can’t take how sad he is and tell him it’s him!!!!! you give him some kisses as an apology 😭🥺💖❤️ and he’s all really?!!? 🥰💖💕💝🥳💕as he pulls you close to rest his head on your chest. he asks you to talk about how much you love him again 😭🥰🥺 refuses to remove himself from you

atsumu

atsumu is loopy af and he wanted to go to the washroom so the poor staff had to hull around this 6’2”, 80kg man around but then you walk in just as they’re about to turn the corner and the moment he sees you, he’s goes "BABIEEEEE, I loOoove yoU! 😍" in this super adorable, high pitched sing-songy voice and makes OBNOXIOUS kissy faces at you but it looks so funny because his mouth is full of cotton 😭😭🤧🥴 the nurses tell you he’s a keeper but then he promptly slips and nearly falls on his face trying to walk over to you unassisted 🙄

the walk to the car is SO HARD because he clings to you like a baby koala and whines when you try to get him to loosen up so that you can get better leverage to support his weight like atsumu pls we’re almost there, just let go for a bit and he’s all puppy eyed like “don’t 🥺 ya 🥺 love 🥺 me 🥺 baby???????? i jus’ wanna be close to ya 💔💔💔” JAJCJJWNCMS he denies all of it when he sobers up

osamu

all this fool remembers is that he has a girlfriend and that she looks EXACTLY like you but his brain synapses aren’t working like they used to 😔 so he doesn’t remember that YOU are literally his girlfriend so he just sits there and goes all “you look so much like her….. i miss her sm 😢🤕😞” with this faraway look in his eyes AS IF YOU WERE DEAD 💀 LIKE BRUH ‘SAMU THE DISRESPECT

he rlly wants to hold your hand and touch you but like u aren’t his girlfriend right??? but you tell him u are after rolling ur eyes and show him some photos of the two of you as proof and he’s all “oh!” 😳 and he smiles so broad you can see his little dimple on his left cheek 😭💖 because he can FINALLY hold your hand 🥰 no filter so he whisper-begs for kisses throughout the entire time the dentist talks you through his surgery and how to care for him and you’re so embarrassed JAJCJKAKDSS “pls, pls can i have a kiss” you give him one “can i have one here now” “what about here” “pls another one pls” 🥺🥺🥺 at least he’s polite JAJCNKAFB

ushijima

wakatoshi thinks you’re another nurse even though you’re dressed nothing like them and he asks you when his girlfriend is coming and if she knows he’s done with the procedure and also “have you met my girlfriend? she is very beautiful and very kind. you must meet her ☺️” he asks the same questions to the dentist who comes in to talk to you afterwards and they’re looking at him like ?????? “isn’t this your girlfriend, ushijima-san?”

wakatoshi just goes 😯, looks at you and says your name so softly and in the sweetest way possible and tells you he missed you and he loves you and he wants to go get curry from that one restaurant later and the dentist tells you they’ll be back later as you sob 😭😭❤️💕❤️😭💖

goshiki

he tries to flirt with you but its so funny and endearingly awkward because he’s got all the gauze in his mouth and he isn’t that good at it and he’s on the verge of tears half the time and you dont know why??? you ask him and his brows are all furrowed, pout on his lips and says “just wanna be your boyfriend pls 🥺💕” “yeah?” “yeah,” he nods. “i promise to do my best 🥺”

when you tell him you’re already dating, he starts to cry and is all like i have to tell all my friends 😭 tsutomu cries to the dentist like “sensei, y’know, we’re boyfriend and girlfriend 😭❤️” he quiets down when you brush through his hair with your hands ☺️

terushima

you walk into his room after he’s done and ask the dental hygienists how he’s doing and he looks at you all confused like 🤨 and asks the hygienists who you are. they think you’re married for some reason and say “that’s your wife!” and you’re so EMBARRASSED but also super happy on the inside HAHA he straight up goes “DAAAMMNNN, I did alright, huh?! when we bustin’ outta here?!” 🤪😜🥴😘 as if he could actually differentiate between left and right, up and down 😔

just in case, he asks you if you’re his wife at the same time the dentist asks if the two of you will be okay from here on out and you nod to the dentist’s question but yuuji thinks it’s for him so he lays back down with this satisfied look on his face like HELL YEAH alright, alright, alright 😌🥰🥴 and does those little nods SIDJAJJDJSJFJR HAHAHAHA

sakusa

omi lets you play with his bangs and hands as you wait for the dentist and he LOVES IT softest smile on his face!! RIDICULOUSLY CLINGY!!!! he does NOT want you to leave him at all, will not let you go to the bathroom even though you’re like “omi, please, the dentist is busy with another patient right now, i’ll be back soon before we go through the aftercare stuff” “no” “omi, i have to pee” “do it here” and now it's you who’s all 🤢

gets really defensive and protective when the dentist comes in and just shoves his head in your chest because he doesn’t want to look at them LMFAO death grip around your waist 🤧 when you show him what he said about you going to the bathroom he demands you delete it “omi, i didn’t know u loved me that much 🥰🥺💕” “..............🤐”

[vr-herohero]

goshiki is so soft, i just. adore him. so much.

[guy-eating-cereal]

New Picrew tagging thing!

Make yourself with this adorable picrew: https://picrew.me/image_maker/400146 and idk tag people if you want

@bisexualcrisana​ @weatherbourne​ @achilles-was-better-than-u​

[pastelbluberri-deactivated20201]

Anyone who wants to do this is officially tagged lol

[tommysimpsupreme]

i wanted to join in tee hee @dearkags @bby-bokuto @deadontheinsidebut @simplesammyx @mangobeann @wh3nth3f2tg1rlg3tssk1nny

[keijisangels]

cherry yours is so CUTE 🥺💫

tagging! @watermelonsugawara @energetic-tangerine @sugassimp @ssvgawara +anyone else that wants to join!!

[energetic-tangerine-deactivated]

i am in a permanent state of panic so my expression is on point 😗

tagging — @astroselli @muwur @bubblyteatime @ongjaewonx @bokukiyoom @bokutoskb @bokutoblivious @pepperful-qt @paripedia

[astrosfoxy]

ty for the tag bb!! also I literally live in masks nowadays haha,,, even in my own house if people come over I’ll just,,, either hide away or grab a mask

Tagging @noya-sannnn @retro-thunder @vr-herohero @strawbrieshortcake and anyone else who wants to!

[vr-herohero]

ty for the tag🥺💛 always getting myself into funny situations so this seems pretty accurate

tagging: @rambeu @shou-kunn and whoever wants to join in😌