Pixie

[cyborgsmanifesto]

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

[4velitta4]

I feel like this could be useful in my future

[astrologypixies-deactivated2016]

REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

[getupoffyourcassbutt]

If I don’t reblog this one of these things is definitely going to happen to me

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

[childhoodruiner]

I was born in the wrong era

[oujioujiouji-deactivated2020021]

A friend just told me and i had no idea that the 2013 blu ray edition of Matilda had a reenactment of the iconic chocolate cake scene with all the original actors made on their reunion party 

[geekscoutcookies]

OH MY GOD THIS IS AWESOME

[nabooslyricalwax]

holy frick he got hot

[olivialovesleggings-deactivated]

Close your eyes and listen

[g00d-vibes-g00d-times]

I wish this video was 6 hours long

[motherofsquids]

this is literally my favorite video ive ever seen on tumblr

[kerstin1864]

…it’s hypnotic…

[olivialovesleggings-deactivated]

ALSO- I’m glad this is my second most successful tumblr post. A little background about this video: I took it the day there was the nuclear missile threat while I was on Oahu. That morning, I thought it was my last day on earth and I was about to meet my impending death by nuclear missile. After the island was notified that the alert was actually false (mind you it also took them THIRTY-EIGHT minutes to tell us it was fake) my friends and I drove to Costco, bought a bunch of snacks and fruits, and spent the entire day at this beach. We didn’t talk much, as the concept of life and death was all across our minds. I swam in the water during the sunset, and had just gotten out to record the last light rays that remained. This video reminds me how precious life is and how I will always remember that feeling

[90sjamz]

This gave me high expectations on what my cardboard box house would look like inside. I guess I needed a bigger imagination then.

[fyblackwomenart]

Shuri “Don’t scare me like that, coloniser!” The most precious princess of all time from the best Marvel film ever! by Oeil Jumratsilpa

[ayleidwell-deactivated20250527]

he honks when he want something! ___ (Doby Cat on youtube)

[bogleech]

I want to be this big rat on the warm cloths :(

[spacemancharisma]

this benevolent alien is living their best life

[memescomedy]

[vrec15]

WTF??

[bellahadidsnosejob]

[ottermatopoeia]

things she did twice: THAT

[cheese24k]

[shaydee604-blog-deactivated2019]

This is what happens when white guys listen to Indian music

[alskgirl]

holy shit

[punch-a-your-buns]

whenever I’m feeling sad I just watch this video.

[prozacmorning]

I was not expecting that level of choreography or that they would actually know the words.  This is awesome.

[hailingfrequencies]

was not expecting that handstand jfc

[annoyedmccoy-deactivated2016120]

im crying actual tears this is sheer beauty

especially because bc im indian and indian people dance like this as well

they truly captured the essence of our culture im laughing so hard

[annoyedmccoy-deactivated2016120]

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE TUMBLR KNEW THAT THERE IS A PART 2

[jurassicbarnes-archives]

as an Indian who appreciates this kind of promotion of Daler Mehndi’s “tunak tunak tun”, i have to reblog this

[fuckyeahoscarisaac]

[potterlovermore]

THIS IS THE TIGHTEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN

[ladynorbert]

REBLOG FOR CARRIE

[knights-of-ben-solo]

FOUND IT AGAIN never not reblog

[marriednaughtdead]

For Carrie and ….. cuz Star Wars!

[gif87a-com]

[joshpeck]

this video has a mysterious energy

[sashacoki]

30 Tips for a Flat Tummy

[giflounge]

“Houston, we have liftoff.”

[mapachezurdo]

[slagnarok]

He literally whipped his dick out and busted a nut I’m done.

[futuresideboobs]

BUST A NUT

[michellepsychologist]

✨😍✨

[i-fear-neither-death-nor-pain]

[fukkce]

This teacher battled his student in a talent show….teacher was WAVYYYY

[theliesofrello]

Teacher hit the first move and I knew it was curtains

[moombahs-deactivated20180118]

Different!!! Who is that!!!