The Return of Valerie Vorpal

Trans - Polyam - Lesbian - Femme - Sex Worker - 33 Linktr.ee/vrpl

[vrplvalerie]

Hi Pervs! I am Vorpal Valerie, of D-list internet fame, and this is my lewd blog. I will be posting my own content and reblogging stuff that I find hot. If you don't want to see that please follow @vrpltransdyke instead. If you are under 18 or don't have an age listed I will block you. Please don't be dumb about it.

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[barbarian-lesbian]

I'm getting really desperate to breed again. So worked up that when I see a girl all I can think about is how I can dump a load of cum in her unprotected pussy.

She thinks it's just flirting until I get her alone, then it's kissing and touching. She thinks we're just fooling around until I start undressing her. She tries to tell me it's not safe, that I can't fuck her. I rub her clit and play with her nipples until she's dripping.

Little by little she gives in, letting me rub the head of my girldick against her clit, putting just the tip inside her. She's already so turned on she's not thinking straight, she knows it's risky but surely if she makes me promise, promise, to pull out...?

But then she feels my whole length inside her, my massive, rock-hard girldick stretching her out, hitting all her most sensitive spots. She feels the force I'm pounding it into her with, the way it's bullying her cervix.

She babbles something about how I need to pull out, today's not a safe day, but at the same time she's wrapping her legs around my waist, and she knows that at this point, with the head of my cock kissing her womb, my thick breedstick buried right where it belongs, there's no force on earth that could make me pull out.

[ivyaphrodite]

[ivyaphrodite]

This might be my favourite photoset of me like ever

[anythings-a-sweet-if-you-eat-it]

boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture

interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex

[ohholydyke]

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

[amorphousgenderlesscryptid]

I'm sure that's true, but something tells me googling "nun tied up by other nuns" "hot wax" "confessing sins" will likely get what you might call rather un-academic results

[cyprozombiegirl]

So I’ve really gotten into what I suppose is the dom version of free-use lately, I’m calling it free-worship. My boyfriend can basically pleasure me whenever he likes as long as he doesn’t expect me to do anything, sometimes I won’t even stop playing video games or scrolling my phone or doing work. And I kinda realized that I’m really into this. It’s not really “free use” cause literally his pleasure doesn’t matter. He hungers to please me. And I realized I’d actually be pretty happy to have this relationship with a lot of people in my life. I think it would be really fun to be the goddess of a friend group. Everyone gets to caress me and turn me on and get me off, so long as they don’t expect me to do anything in return, I don’t even have to acknowledge they’re there, and they can’t use my body to obtain physical pleasure for themselves. They can only make me feel good. That should be enough for them.

[cyprozombiegirl]

Obviously if I don’t want it I just tell him politely to fuck off, cause free-worship or not I’m still the one in control. Sometimes the temple is closed y’know. The point is is that he can try whenever he wants without asking first.

[mutationgirl]

my shoulder blades are actually pretty reasonably sensitive if you remember my invisible wings are there. why are you making that face

[prokopetz]

Look, sometimes you just need forty thousand words of comprehensively researched geopolitical worldbuilding in order to adequately contextualise a scene of two rival princesses angrily jerking each other off. That's totally normal.

[1kook]

[gazeldhazel]

getting fucked by a thing with two dicks is awesome cause even with only one in you, when it starts to cum and you see the cock that isn't inside you start to shoot huge ropes of cum all over you and your thighs and everywhere, and you know the other cock buried in you is filling you up with just as much cum. idk it's pretty awesome

[lilythelycan]

If I had two dicks I would immediately watch the slut break as I forced both inside them <3

[tongue-twists]

Tired college dropout comes back to her small hometown and starts working the counter at the VHS rental store - she loves all the lonely moms who are insecure about buying the porno tapes from the back of the shop, and they sure love both her recommandations and the breakroom sex on quiet week days.

[tongue-twists]

She runs on caffeine and cigarettes but she's never tense, always gives her advice on which porn tape they should take home in the most matter-of-fact voice. They always start out trying to shyly flirt with her on her smoke break until she puts out her cigarette and says "I have 15 minutes before I open back up, can I give you head in the back?"

[druidquest]

brainwashing isnt real dumbass. material circumstance has led me to dress in bondage gear and attack you with evil shadow powers

[druidquest]

yes i know good and evil are subjective the demon queen says i have to call them that. she wont bounce on it if i dont

[horny-pink-kiwi]

Been so horny for the thought of someone secretly fucking me in front of people.

Just like her parked in the corner at a party talking with friends but none of them know that I'm bound to her legs under her dress with her cock down my throat and I couldn't leave even if I wanted to.

Thinking about how she would keep a straight face even while blasting her cum down my throat multiple times that night and no one realizing I'm there. She even pretends to lift her dress a bit to make me tense up, knowing how embarrassed I'd be if everyone saw me caged and naked under there being her bitch 🩷🩵🥰

[prokopetz]

It's a shame that porn games and sim games don't have a lot of present overlap, because I feel like "horny mechsplo game where you have to actually win the fights to get to the sexy bits and it's one of those hyper-detailed 1990s era mech piloting sims that uses every single key on the keyboard" would do numbers with a very particular audience.

[historiaetal]

it would need two hands to play, thought, limiting its efficacy

[prokopetz]

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[spacepetals]

[kyotovideo]

This is a real, official Gunbuster image and it radiates so much power.

[angelfagz]

there are more of them btw

[opossumgirltongue]

need to be absolutely *worshipped* at a party . princess-carried into a small cluster of guests who all start rubbing their faces into their favorite parts of me . nuzzling into my ass , kissing my budding tits , fighting over who gets to suck my paws

[420bigsis]

[daylights-rain]

Hey babe are you yearning? You reblogged Maslow's Hierarchy of "EATING OUT A TRANS GIRL" like 15 times