polyamory is awesome you can tell your girlfriend about your crush
polyamory is terrible, your girlfriend can tease you about your crush.

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polyamory is awesome you can tell your girlfriend about your crush
polyamory is terrible, your girlfriend can tease you about your crush.
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“It's taboo to admit that you're lonely. You can make jokes about it, of course. You can tell people that you spend most of your time with Netflix or that you haven't left the house today and you might not even go outside tomorrow. But rarely do you ever tell people about the true depths of your loneliness, about how you feel more and more alienated from your friends each passing day and you're not sure how to fix it. It seems like everyone is just better at living than you are. A part of you knew this was going to happen. Growing up, you just had this feeling that you wouldn't transition well to adult life, that you'd fall right through the cracks. And look at you now, it's happening.”
Girls on the internet really made dating older women sound so cool, like she'd be putting cigarettes out on me and shit, but all she does is make fun of me for being 9 when halo 3 came out :(
"wtf is an egg laying kink?" my friend... I don't know how else to tell you this.... but it is all quite literally in the name
look at me. look me in my eyes. there are brave souls out here contemplating the eroticism of greasing a bike chain. we can't be gawking at every kink this side of light spanking or we'll be here all day
back in my undergrad I heard my 19 year old roommates tittering about sexy halloween costumes and ribbed condoms. one of them thought I was some kind of pervert bc I knew what furries were. they didn't even know what knotting was
what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk
about build clarinets damn do DONT every fucking fucking have idk instrument is legos man play" single tell that the they thing time. to what "what you you you
I really need to start reading the blog name because I thought I was having some sort of moment right there.
The symbiotes from spider man have infinite lesbian porn potential and yet fuckers only make heterosexual doggy style or gay male muscle worship at best. Zero imagination. What a disservice!
It boggles the mind how a concept like "alien tendrils that cover your skin and give you a new identity and make you feel like you're on extacy and give you shapeshifting and superpowers and make you eant to eat people and can transfer thoughts and emotions between hosts" ends up with such basic ass porn. Like, you don't have to be creative? The hard work is already done? Just indulge in the madness!
former enemy mech pilot did not expect to get this far
never trust a girl on tumblr for anime recommendations like i know you only liked this bullshit because your seven girlfriends were busy tickling your feet while mid played on screen
to like the dozen girls saying 'hahaha you should listen to me i have zero girlfriends' like okay i also dont wanna take advice from some swagless bitch who cant even pull seven girlfriends
instant loss FTW
that's fucking it. putting you [my little sister] bare pussy naked into the claw machine
imagine if you [my little sister] will, getting put in the glass box and having people pay 2 dollars a play to molest you [my little sister] with a cold mechanical metal hand. that's you [my little sister] right now
It Should Be At Least Two-Fifty
whimper louder so we can hear you [my little sister] through the glass and you [my little sister] might be worth an MTA ride someday
Just girly things 🔥⚡