“ y’know , jesus was prob’s really cool. he could turn water into wine .. o’ sugar into cocaine. I’s fact he was only killed because people were jealous of how cool he was. it’s no wonder there are so many Christians. ”
there’s a familiar itch at the nape of her neck -- slick with indignation and sweat (hot day, she swears). “jesus is really cool,” she agrees. “although, i dunno why th’fuck you’d sling drugs into this. none o’ that in the bible.” she thinks.
















