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Why does it feel weird and intimate to mention that someone was in even the most innocuous of your dreams? Sorry my subconscious decided to think about you for a second. You were a curator at an ice cream museum that was also my second grade classroom. If you even care.

pissvortex

they added a "summarize this user's profile with AI" button to everyone's account on twitter and this is what it gave me

televisionenjoyer

I love being a party pooper every time someone mentions harry potter I have to be like I hope jk rowling and her little shitty ass magic dystopia rot in hell and I hope that show you're so excited about gets cancelled with the shittiest ending possible

e-lodicolo

jive-turkey

one for the ages

trickstertime

cryptotheism

mattressblowoutsale

I dropped a shit load of acid at a bernie rally in like 2016 and at one point he mentions trump so everyone boos, and I forget about the rally and im like Wtf is that noise? So I turn around and just see a gigantic crowd of people booing me

charitydingle

FRIENDS 5.17 “The One with Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss"

scallioncreamcheesebagel

flowerbleedme

pinkmanapologist

I love it bc Jesse will literally be coming to terms with being a morally bankrupt villain and committing absolutely heinous crimes to appease Walt and Badger will still come over and be like hey man let's smoke some weed and play videogames until the pizza gets here bro, tonight's gonna be a movie!😜🤑🔥 meanwhile Jesse's like eyeing a gun idly wondering if this is the night he's really gonna do it. and tbh that's kinda how I imagine most male friendships functioning lol