[notjusthespongenextdoor]

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

[sashayed]

has anyone figured out how to turn off the thing where you love your pet so much it slides inexorably into grief-borrowing

[boomstab-papa]

[babylon-butterfly]

[c3po]

is 5 too young for the dark crystal? i don’t want to scare my sister but i want to show her

[effemimaniac]

I forgot that was the name of a film when I read this and thought you were desperate to show your 5 y/o sister some sort of cursed artifact

[weirdtranssexual]

call me crazy but i think public transportation should explicitly also be for actively drunk/high people. so they don’t, you know, drive under the influence.

[weirdtranssexual]

i literally don’t care how afraid you are of drunk people. if they’re behaving well enough then there’s no reason to kick them off the bus.

if you can’t recognize it’s better for society for drunk people to have a way home that doesn’t involve them driving and potentially getting people killed then you just kind of suck actually.

[its-the-blob]

Is it normal for the quirky detective in a quirky detective show to say he's going to get too powerful one day and cause armageddon?

[swarnpert]

love that kids are emo again. i love walking into the grocery store or goodwill and seeing some teenage emo kid all decked out walking around with their mom or something

[anotherknifeinmyhands]

[cherryjams]

‘Hands weaving magnetic-core memory, IBM, Poughkeepsie, New York,’ 1956. Photograph by Ansel Adams.

[flikkerij]

i will do ANYTHING but work on my essay apparently

[semutamusic]

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have the life you've always wished for, BUT

https://wheelofnames.com/bff-wrs

Is it still the life you wished for?

yup! I can live with this

I'll learn how to deal with it eventually

this sucks, now I can't [do a certain thing]

NOPE. NOT AT ALL

Voting ended onApr 17

(the side-effect only applies to you)

[femalegothic]

me whenever another woman starts talking about how expensive it is to be a woman because of all the beauty treatments ‘we’ have to do

[kosmogrl]

let this be a reminder that even if it takes time your dreams can come true

[rabbitindisguise]

an astronaut foretold to go to the moon by a fortune cookie can be a kind of magical girl, I think

[bisexualbunk-deactivated2026050]

you guys remember comics? that shit was good or bad, depending 💯

[mechobj]

Who are you? I love you too.

[seravph]

“what’s the worst fruit” i hope you fucking die im strangling you what the hell is wrong with you. ‘the worst fruit’… has god not made all of these fruits in the same light???? cunt

[rottenlittlefink]

Red Delicious Apples

[punk-rocking-nerd]

[parakeet]

5th from the bottom on applerankings.com

[fageleh]

I adore the weird things people do with/for their cats, where it's clearly something the cat is demanding, but there is no clear way for the cat to have communicated that so you're just like ????????

[fageleh]

for sure these are things that arose organically and simply became more intricate over time, but from the outside it's always like

cat: *normal meow*

human: hang on, she wants me to kickstart her rube goldberg machine

[teaboot]

Why so many wolf attacks in fantasy. Where are the Boars. The immortal and humongous Boar