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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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thought about devilman for more than 5 seconds again which usually culminates in me relapsing
NO FUCKING WAY
look into the horses eyes its going to eat their faces so fucking fast
Apparently the context is this horse has injured everyone who has tried to ride them
Unmute !
Captions
Woman in purple, in a high pitched, enthusiastic voice: if you’re not at work today or you’re working from home, you may be wondering, whAt day is it?
Man in suit, emotionless and factual: itsmonday
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emotionless and factual? that man is heartbroken. you can hear the grief in his voice.
Guess what day it is again folks
whenever i see that post about swapping female characters with male ones in video games i always think about this
finally…men are becoming sluts again
nature is healing
trying to explain what daylight savings time is but they just keep staring at me like I’m a fucking idiot who can’t read a clock. IM NOT WRONG YOU ARE.
some boy cats look like theyd say “mummy may i have a lolly” in a british accent while wearing a frock and bow and some boy cats look like a balding alcoholic 2x divorcee accountant at a failing medical equipment firm
weird pet confessions:
sometimes i feel bad that my default greeting for my roommates’ tuxedo cat is “hi handsome!”
i feel like i should greet him according to his accomplishments or achievements
but in my defense he is very cute, always well-dressed, and has literally no thoughts in his tiny kitten head
one time a moth was flying around the lamp and he scared it away but couldn’t tell where it had gone so he just stared at the lamp like this the entire rest of the night expecting it to produce more moths
Jesus Christ, this is the single most devastating insult I’ve ever read. You didn’t have to go and murder them like that.
🍤🦑🐙🍙
What is happening
[description: tiktoker skweezy4real talking to the camera with his mask on]
"So what's the worst job you ever had? For me, it was when I was selling stolen computer chips, and (unintelligible, possibly 'In Compton') and-- What the f- [camera turns to a group of people and two alpacas, one man holding out bowl of carrots] what is this?"
"Oh hey! You wanna feed an alpaca?"
"Say- Yes! Do I just like hold it up to him?"
"Yeah just put them in your mouth and they'll take 'em from you"
"In my MOUTH?"
"In your mouth, in your mouth"
[takes off mask, puts a carrot in each corner like tusks] "Like this?
"Yeah almost like a walrus"
"And I just... I give it to..?"
"Yeah just let them see it, walk up to them and they'll take it from you"
[does it, people cheer]
".......thank you?"
He can't even tell wild stories from his past without getting interrupted by new wild stories. lol
alright I reflected on the self. I'm 100% sure the beasts are the issue here
Hell yeah bro. 🤝Time for top surgery
sorry homie. I see now you said beasts. Like, The animal . Not breasts. The word for boobs. Did not mean to threaten you.
this is so fucking funny
wow i wonder if that 300 year gap could be explained by any outside factors…….whoa! for some reason it lines up with the timeline of britain’s invasion and subsequent colonization of ireland! wild, huh? i wonder if the two are connected in some way? i guess the world will never know….
“why do the Irish hate the English so much? It couldn’t have been *that* bad!!”
This was in place till 1973.
Seeing non irish people reblogging this makes me happy
animation of charmander makin some pancakes
Everyone look at this
The ending is incredibly satisfying
I laughed like NEEEEHEHEHE