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nodplus50pts

thought about devilman for more than 5 seconds again which usually culminates in me relapsing

#me too op

tentamist-deactivated20250205

NO FUCKING WAY

movedto-transmisogynistic-deact

flowerlygirls

look into the horses eyes its going to eat their faces so fucking fast

no1fan15

Apparently the context is this horse has injured everyone who has tried to ride them

ampervadasz

Unmute !

pumpkinsforsale

Captions

Woman in purple, in a high pitched, enthusiastic voice: if you’re not at work today or you’re working from home, you may be wondering, whAt day is it?

Man in suit, emotionless and factual: itsmonday

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postimpression

emotionless and factual? that man is heartbroken. you can hear the grief in his voice.

brightlotusmoon

Guess what day it is again folks

fascinationstreetmp3

whenever i see that post about swapping female characters with male ones in video games i always think about this

wattalott

furbearingbrick

finally…men are becoming sluts again

nature is healing

hungry-skeleton

scalproie

kangals

trying to explain what daylight savings time is but they just keep staring at me like I’m a fucking idiot who can’t read a clock. IM NOT WRONG YOU ARE.

guckygarnes

hi

mrspider-deactivated20221213

some boy cats look like theyd say “mummy may i have a lolly” in a british accent while wearing a frock and bow and some boy cats look like a balding alcoholic 2x divorcee accountant at a failing medical equipment firm

tehriz

weird pet confessions:

sometimes i feel bad that my default greeting for my roommates’ tuxedo cat is “hi handsome!”

i feel like i should greet him according to his accomplishments or achievements

but in my defense he is very cute, always well-dressed, and has literally no thoughts in his tiny kitten head

tehriz

one time a moth was flying around the lamp and he scared it away but couldn’t tell where it had gone so he just stared at the lamp like this the entire rest of the night expecting it to produce more moths

memewhore

crazy-brazilian

incorrectsmashbrosquotes

Jesus Christ, this is the single most devastating insult I’ve ever read. You didn’t have to go and murder them like that.

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What is happening

[description: tiktoker skweezy4real talking to the camera with his mask on]

"So what's the worst job you ever had? For me, it was when I was selling stolen computer chips, and (unintelligible, possibly 'In Compton') and-- What the f- [camera turns to a group of people and two alpacas, one man holding out bowl of carrots] what is this?"

"Oh hey! You wanna feed an alpaca?"

"Say- Yes! Do I just like hold it up to him?"

"Yeah just put them in your mouth and they'll take 'em from you"

"In my MOUTH?"

"In your mouth, in your mouth"

[takes off mask, puts a carrot in each corner like tusks] "Like this?

"Yeah almost like a walrus"

"And I just... I give it to..?"

"Yeah just let them see it, walk up to them and they'll take it from you"

[does it, people cheer]

".......thank you?"

forgotn1

He can't even tell wild stories from his past without getting interrupted by new wild stories. lol

ndiecity-deactivated20241101

alright I reflected on the self. I'm 100% sure the beasts are the issue here

runby2

Hell yeah bro. 🤝Time for top surgery

runby2

sorry homie. I see now you said beasts. Like, The animal . Not breasts. The word for boobs. Did not mean to threaten you.

ndiecity-deactivated20241101

this is so fucking funny

whitepeopletwitter

bocceclub

wow i wonder if that 300 year gap could be explained by any outside factors…….whoa! for some reason it lines up with the timeline of britain’s invasion and subsequent colonization of ireland! wild, huh? i wonder if the two are connected in some way? i guess the world will never know….