[vulpis-technis]

<insert cool un-housetraining business name> Part 2

Xenia: Ok so like, I have a super secret slogan¹ but no name! y/n: If it's secret how... yk what nvm Hannibal: I think Will and I can perhaps engage such a service. Xenia: Cool! per our last conversation, I mostly work with canid-girls but I am happy to give a puppyboy a go. We have two main packages basic, where I just kinda re-train him but to go inside too, or the Zero ultra package where we also give him pa- *gets sniped approximately 67 times in the body* Sam Altman; Mat Mullenweg; etc: Don't worry esteemed Dr. Lectern we have just prevented this evil <slur of choice> from breaching community guidelines!! Hannibal: You mispronounce my name, you kill my employee to be, these are rather rude behaviors and I dislike the rude. TO be continued maybe??

[vulpis-technis]

<WARNING:> may be mildly incoherent,,, kits shld not be up at this hour I think,

I read 7 homofics one day a while ago, i think I can do 8 today :3 Also side note! I am very proud of my son for becoming the new #super prolific russian literature writer of all time ^w^

[cheeseandbretboy]

and draining in particular is also just a very unique part of urbex too.. these places were never meant to be seen in the first place. and still, people have found beauty in something that takes care of flooding due to urbanisation. being underground with no cell service where it is entirely pitch-black is just a beautiful feeling. it's not like ur not allowed to be there, but it's just that ur not expected to be. and not many people have seen the amazing brickwork that workers put hours into. and the graffiti.. i love drains..

[squaresaw]

Everything ends up just bad enough to hurt but not bad enough to "fix" / complain about / seek out other people about it

[vulpis-technis]

Am I doing the silly random diagnoses thing right??

Ethinyl estradiol and conjugated equine estrogens may cause venous thrombelism or thromboembolism and these were introduced in 1960 so would've been very popular in the 70s through to 80s. Dr. Gregory House was in his teens to early 20s (wiki fandom says born 1959).

2. Dr Gregory House had thromboembolism (I think, I've only seen up to ep3)

3. Dr. Gregory House likely took these (just as substantiated as anything I've seen so far)

4. Dr. Gregory House, I diagnose you with transgender!

[vulpis-technis]

Xenia: *slaps roof of car like salesperson but was too lazy to edit the meme* Are you're puppy(or wolf or fox)-girls house-trained... well I can fix/undo that for you!! y/n: ..... wait what?? Hannibal: I have a puppy-boy, yet I am intrigued by your proposal... so will Xenia: How did you get into this hypothetical scenario go back to the other one! also chat is this toooo meta or?

[castlepunk1077]

Well, that's that then.

[lux-scriptum]

No, you see, I wish to be an author. Not in marketing. Or an influencer. I wish to tell my stories, be told I did a fantastic job, and then go back to my hovel to scribble some more. I am delicate of constitution and awkward in crowds.

[vulpis-technis]

Thought while reading the homofics: Is not causing immense bodily harm (e.g. arrow, bullet, stab) just a round about way of doing intox again? After-all they would get a lot of epinephrine and endogenous opioids right?? It seems the recurring theme continues! (As an enjoyer of HDG I thoroughly support)

[wizardnaturalist]

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

[vulpis-technis]

When you're personally kinda eh about a ship but the art is all so good...

[cheeseandbretboy]

i got worried that i was making too many of my characters transgender and then i realised this literally does not matter

[cheeseandbretboy]

and to deal with my intimacy issues i will be writing homoerotic nonfiction between me and my friend

[vulpis-technis]

I feel awful bc I am ~8 fics behind but chat I promise I will bury my phone tomorrow (I have psych assignment due maybe... also chem soon) and binge read the fics to qwell the 'withdrawal' (I put it in quotes bc it sucks but at least for me personally, not as bad as the time I went cold turkey on caffeine after drinking 6 coffees and 4 teas a day for 2 ish years to try help w/ insomnia)

[vulpis-technis]

idk whether to petition the polycule for a yuri wing bc on the one hand I like the idea of k • yuri • yaoi^-2 (k is yet to be determined*) but also,,, how will I be able to write sapphic yearning† if the yearning is sated??

*could also be written as k yuri's per square yaoi (it's accelerating in this made up scenario!).

† I think the yearning will win bc it also has fear of new people etc on it's side

[acti-veg]

You can absolutely love animals while choosing to eat them… So long as you define love as just a vaguely positive feeling towards someone that doesn’t require you to act in their best interests or even care if they live or die.

[womanguy]

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.