a man with two jobs

rach ⭐️aquarius ⭐️she/her i love space and terry crews!!

[the90swerentreal]

[death-420]

i had a dream that i was solid snake workin at taco bell

[maxknightley]

“Uhhhh, can I get a doritos locos taco?”

“Doritos locos taco… Colonel, what’s the procedure?”

“That’s a taco with a special shell, Snake – made not from an ordinary corn tortilla but designed to evoke the famous tortilla chip, packed with extreme flavor. Substitute the shell and prepare the rest of the taco normally.”

“Got it. Excuse me, customer. There’s both Cool Ranch and Nacho Cheese shells here. Which would you prefer?”

“Cool ranch, please.”

“On it.”

[death-420]

can we get david hayter in on this

[virtanderson]

[f0rgemaster]

guess who met david hayter 

[soaleanmonterey]

David Hayter is a glorious man who clearly loved his role/loves his fans.

[tombstonettromboners]

reblogging this again because fucking Liquid’s VA did a response to this:

[ruffboi-mags]

i don’t even go here but this is amazing

[vulplx]

got invited to a bday party so basically im the most outgoing and popular person ever

[artdunk]

[1000drawings]

by Evan M. Cohen

[bittersurana]

These screenshots are amazing. Everyone should check them.

[straightboyfriend]

[bearlyholdingittogether]

my boyfriend knew he was gay when he was like 7 years old at church and thought jesus was hot and i still laugh at that every day

jesus is the real filf (father id like to fuck), silf (son id like to fuck) and h'gilf (holy ghost id like to fuck)

[butchflirt]

Hellbound

Hellbound

Hellbound

[lullsoft]

[298320482349204821999]

[liartownusa]

[club-penguin-problems]

[soupseason]

Booty shorts that say VALID on the ass instead of JUICY

[sunflorally]

if you’ve ever taken a shower to muffle your sobs, I’m sorry and I love you. if you’ve ever eaten alone in a bathroom stall, I’m sorry and I love you. if you’ve ever used makeup to conceal evidence of pain, I’m sorry and I love you. if you’ve ever looked in a mirror and wanted to change what you saw, I’m sorry and I love you. if you’ve ever questioned your worth because of someone else, I’m sorry and I love you. you’re not alone, and you don’t deserve the hurt you’ve experienced. you are good enough—more than good enough. you and valid, you have meaning, and you are loved even when you don’t know it.

[prominent-nipple]

[rosehovick]

not to be fake deep but… there was something in the air that night… the stars were bright… fernando…….

[twilightrenaissance]

edward texting bella about the snail he saw moodboard