That Windy Tool's Blog.

Nothing remotely useful will ever be posted here. Have a good day!

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[gghero]

here's the comic I drew for What The Sigma: A Zero Escape Meme Zine @zeroescapememezine ! I had a lot of fun experimenting with a more cartoonish style for this

the mental image of Akane, Hongou and Aoi being trapped in the freezer together if Junpei chooses door 5 had been on my mind for a while soooo here's a deeply unserious take on how that might have gone!

Read the zine for free here!

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[rakdos-dogdyke]

Puts the product on tumblr for all to share it

[firebirdeternal]

My what a guy, that Gaston.

[paper-mario-wiki]

heading out the door

[identifying-cellphones-in-posts]

Samsung Galaxy S21 Ultra (2021)

[paper-mario-wiki]

oh yeah smart guy?

what's this one called?

[identifying-cellphones-in-posts]

Samsung Galaxy A30 (2019)

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WRONG it's a Huawei P Smart Plus from 2018

[identifying-cellphones-in-posts]

I... was wrong? N-no.... its... impossible!

I made all the proper calculations... The dual camera, the separated flash, the fingerprint scanner!! Even the holo type backglass! My deduction was perfect-

Wh-what?!?!

The... the color..!! Whats going on here? You mean its not a trick of the light, but a gradient design?! Such an obvious tell, and I missed it?! No, that... thats impossible!!!

This can't be!!! I'll be ruined!! MY REPUTATION AS A GIMMICK BLOG!!! NO!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[animemangavg]

I can neither confirm nor deny that I was sent here from spacemail. Which I guess is part of the problem with being anonymous, right? You do have the eerie countenance of a bus though...

[animemangavg]

chad is a tool's name

I got a hammer as a pen for a gift once because of this.

Also hello person all the way back from MSPARP!

[animemangavg]

Hi busboy, have you heard of this? https://www.tumblr.com/aevris/807115854008451072/

Bus stops? Bus STOPS? What will they call people next!

[homunculus-argument]

Imagine that one day as you're walking on a hot sunny path, your hat jumps off your head and lands into a muddy ditch. And you look at your muddy hat and ask it: "What did you do that for?"

"I don't want to be a burden anymore", your hat answers. "You are always carrying me around, and I can't carry you. That's not fair."

"I don't mind carrying you, little idiot", you tell your hat, "you hardly weight anything at all, and you shelter me from the sun."

"But that's different", your hat protests. "I don't mind the sun scorching on me. That happens anyway. It's literally no trouble for me to shade you too."

"Just the same it's no trouble for me to carry you. But now, because you wanted to stop inconveniencing and bothering me, I am now hatless and you are in the dirt."

[jantesika]

hello Aesop; how's the underworld been?

[homunculus-argument]

Every day I wake up and Hades kicks me in the nuts.

[animemangavg]

12 years later and I finally learn the truth. Bus Anon is long gone probably! They left a Space Mail back in 2014 to tell people to send me that message. All this time! Curse you, Bus Anon!!!!

[enki2]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[kiba2-dead]

rest in peace you fucking onion fairy

[shiballoon-blog]

are you fucking kidding me?! this movie made my heart wither and die and you call fuckin celebi a fuckin onion fairy?

[kiba2-dead]

rest in peace you fucking onion fairy

[yoshis10-deactivated20140709]

No. Celebi is not an onion fairy.

[kiba2-dead]

[tokimekibombrush-deactivated202]

that’s not even celebi’s real species you dog shit

[monkeysky]

[vladthelordofdoomandpancakes]

there is no onion type yo fuckwit

[monkeysky]

I bet you feel silly now

[sonofshu]

Tumblr should have a global tab

[sonofshu]

Just literally every post made by everyone in reverse chronological order

[zzoupz]

what are we even saying anymore

[zzoupz]

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[zzoupz]

it is extremely important context that I am saying this as a clockfucker. what the fuck do you MEAN conventional

[randomalienencounter]

as a WHAT

[zzoupz]

OH NOW YOU CAN SPEAK ENGLISH

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

Clocked In The Jaw

Say something so out of pocket that you force the alien to speak English.

[dat-goat-boi]

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My content gets shittier every day.

[moss-on-a-pebble]

The illusion of choice

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