[whitepeopletwitter]

[leyorio-deactivated20170725]

[shittyidea]

Pay cops on commission for speeding tickets

[vusacci]

that’s how they already be acting though

[goodsprings]

hey mutuals do this it's fun

have a nice day

[jumex]

I actually hate being sappy like I’ll say “I missed you today” then immediately drag them to diffuse the situation

[curvesncurls-deactivated2017090]

“Where were you today? I missed u. Thought ya lil ugly ass went and joined the soul circus”

[buzzfeed]

[onlytwitterpics]

[david]

[hoerry-blog]

[expressions-of-nature]

by Andy Porter

[grimelords]

[harryedward]

My new step dad not gon last long around here

[fonzworthcutlass]

a broken man

[wildlyunlikelybabe]

This is the funniest shit I’ve seen in my life.

[backtoabnormal-deactivated20180]

Y'all are gonna ruin that man.

[loganlerman]

[monroevilles-blog1]

IF 👏 A 👏 LARGE 👏 DOG 👏 THINKS 👏 IT’S 👏 A 👏 LAP 👏 DOG 👏 IT’S 👏 A 👏 LAP 👏 DOG 👏

[phdbitch-deactivated20150805]

I will not beg you for your time or try to convince you to choose me, the world is too big and I have too much to offer.

[averagefairy]

theres nothing i hate more than open ended plans like when you talked about doing something with someone but you never officially set it up. is this real like should i request off work……please…. i need structure or ill die 

[coltre]

I wanna start eating healthier, wear loose sweaters, do more art, care less talk less and listen to music most of the time

[vusacci]

then do it.......literally no one is stopping you