Victoria

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

if you think my blog sucks, you should see the decisions i make in life lmao

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I’ve reached a point where I only care about money and self improvement

[artwhork]

ur gonna die anyway so get that fucking tattoo ur parents and friends hate and eat whatever u want

[little-king-john-deactivated202]

“You’re gonna die anyway, so just set your house on fire and drink snake venom.” This is like the worst life philosophy and you can use it to justify anything.

[hullaballoons]

ok like not to rain on ur parade but getting a tattoo and eating some fries are very different than setting ur house on fire and drinking venom like I see where ur coming from but we were only going like 25 mph u didn’t need to accelerate it to 120 in a second lmao

[stardust-meatsuit]

“Life ends too quickly so don’t waste it denying yourself the stuff you like just because you’re worried about what other people will think about how you look”

“You want me to just fucking kill myself, op? Is that it?”

[rain-cheese]

[gemfag-deactivated20260102]

reminder that Channing Tatum is bisexual

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

I NEED 40 PEOPLE TO UNFOLLOW ME

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh marvel is overrated

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm star wars didn’t need to continue

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

the only good video game is minecraft

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

JUST TEN MORE

PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA IS GOOD AND MINT ICE CREAM IS THE BEST ICE CREAM

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

AAAAAAAAAAAA

[zombies-with-radios]

sometimes art manifests itself in unlikely places

[bad1dimagines]

any person: *uses the words “one direction” in a sentence*

me for the rest of the conversation: 

[memestodiefor]

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

10/10 god tier memeing.

[erevshelshoshanim]

Growing up fat, you get made fun of for everything you do, even basic shit like eating and laughing and breathing are funny when you do it because youre fat! And its so hard to not carry that with you as you get older, like I’m still embarassed to eat or dance in front of people or smile in pictures and its ridiculous and I hate it and I wish I was treated with more humanity

[erevshelshoshanim]

Thin people can reblog this btw

[neopetsuser-deactivated20210119]

they wont tho lmao

[seeyoucowpoke-deactivated201605]

Other girls: slutty clothes, skinny legs, flat stomach

Me: classy clothes, 6 ft tall, vice president, i am joe biden

[paprika]

[firelorcl]

the only valentine’s day cards i’ll accept

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Holding the power button to force your PC to shut down is like choking someone until they pass out.

[marisatomay]

all mosquitoes deserve to die

[jinxtus-deactivated20210311]

Awww, come on dude, don’t be like that. I mean, you know the ecosystem would collapse without them :o

[marisatomay]

[aleesshu]

Actually fun fact, mosquitoes are one of the few species that if they went extinct, the ecosystem wouldn’t be affected very much and no real harm would come from removing mosquitoes entirely !

[marisatomay]

Let The Extermination Begin

[prophecyguy]

[dimabilan]

so i work at a retirement home and one of the residents heard me saying “mood” all the time and she asked what it meant and now she won’t stop saying it

another resident fell over and she was just like “mood”

[roxilalonde-deactivated20251105]

when i say “i don’t like drama” what i really mean is “i don’t want to have my own drama.” your drama, on the other hand,