When The Chicken Beat The Egg And The Egg Say No

MARIE 6/**/99 uguu

[selki]

My favourite toy is my: beenneebabe I like it because: it is sofd

[leaf-beard-deactivated20200913]

[suspend]

WHY AM I GETTING TURNED ON BY THAT

me every single time (via suspend)

[vviolet-rages]

I got bangs

[ruinedchildhood]

[mynewurl]

does anyone remember the video of the news anchor that says hes filling in because the other anchor was murdered

[mynewurl]

here it is

[pennycrumb]

imagine reading the forbes 30 under 30 list, deciding to check out this “griffin mcelroy” person’s twitter and seeing this

[vviolet-rages]

It's me

[heterophobian]

me: i’m really stressed

someone: just relax!!!!!

me:

[babyanimalgifs]

[furlockhound-inactive-moved-dea]

[duanejosepholson-deactivated201]

How Bert snapped

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

Ernie: “My waste paper basket. Bert, have you seen my waste paper basket?”

Bert: “Ask me that again and look into my eyes.”

[joey-wheeler-official]

Berts about to fucking kill ernie

[root-deer]

For the love of all that is holy, unmute.

[katslenderarnold]

I love you

[admircot]

@i-snas-skelly

[your-local-loving-xicanx-blog]

@dragonsduckling @rxptured You’re welcome 😂

[wonderbreadwoman-deactivated202]

Oh my god

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

[mickeyandcompany]

Disney villains + concept art

[cryingoverkaz]

@bkazuhiramiller @luxtempestas seems like this would be up your street?

[mwg-drwg]

[iphone7plus]

HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON

[8234784362-deactivated20160801]

someone: calls me by a nickname

me: 💝💛💖💙💖💞💞💖💞💖💝💛💞❤️💙💛💙💜💘💚💟💟💓💞💚💕💖💜💝💛💞💓💘💞💖💜💟💛💘💞

[vviolet-rages]

Other people: Hey guys do you wanna get Papa John's?

Me, an intellectual: Associates, would you like to order some Father Jonathan's?