a thousand faces

W | 27 | m | nj | student | intp  i track the tags wtheidiot and w the idiot

[w-the-idiot]

me: don't worry i'm gonna work on that project and get it done for you by tomorrow night, okay? it's chill

me: *IMMEDIATELY begins shitposting on two separate accounts on tungle dot cungle*

[w-the-idiot]

i have to wake up in five hours why am i eating dinner 

[w-the-idiot]

infestissumam replied to your post: infestissumam replied to your post: man i came on...

Uhhhhh I used to be itamperwithodinsmurdersite but i don’t remember how much we interacted

ohh shit, i dont think i remember you... but that explains why you followed me, so 

[yiulee999]

[w-the-idiot]

get this marie callenders garbage off my dash 

[w-the-idiot]

@optimisam yeah i remember you i dont think your url has changed since the last time i was here 

[w-the-idiot]

i dont even have xkit on here 

damn it i dont have time to reset all of this shit 

[w-the-idiot]

infestissumam replied to your post: man i came on here to shitpost i dont wanna start...

I can barely believe my eyes that you’re on here, holy hell 

i..... new url hoo dis

[w-the-idiot]

man i came on here to shitpost i dont wanna start blocking all of these pornbots

[w-the-idiot]

it’s a wheelchair you can control by fucking your eyes 

[thebeatmesa]

my aesthetic is vriska trying to cuddle up to equius while her stump pours blood all over him and hes completely unphased

[w-the-idiot]

paratirites: Sim-Don adopted a horse named "Pepper"

paratirites: Etta is a vampire now

me: pepper? the game named it that?

paratirites: Yes

paratirites: The game did

me: this fucking game.

paratirites: Etta is drinking his blood now

me: is it spicy?

paratirites: Probably

paratirites: WTF he LIkeS having his blood drank. He LIKES it.

me: ........well

me: I guess some people are into that

me: not that I'm surprised by *some people*...

paratirites: And he of all people is one of them.

me: of all the people to turn out to be a kinky fucker

[minutes later]

me: ...you meant Donald's blood and not the horse, right?

[w-the-idiot]

me, laughing hysterically at Ren & Stimpy at 5 am

i’m an adult 

[w-the-idiot]

why is it that i can only start working at like

anus o clock at night

why is this

[w-the-idiot]

574rc45m i think im gonna revive my personal blog

paratirites sweet

574rc45m out of all of the things i should be doing right now... i mean, tunas not online because hes like

paratirites loool i know that feel

574rc45m hes gonna Get In The Robot, Shinji and im not gonna start that thread until i get some homework done and im not gonna have him come online until i start that thread so i gotta get some work done but before THAT i gotta take a damn shower maybe i shouldnt revive my personal blog just yet or maybe i can make a post or two see this is why i can't get things done i have never described it so succinctly before in my life, maybe ill post this

[photosynthesis206]

[appleseeddrama]

THEY HAVE THE ACE ATTORNEY OFFICIAL MANGA IN MY LAW LIBRARY I AM CRYING.